Containment Random Chris Updates

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

“I can’t wait to meet him!” You found it on your freaking porch. What is this book anyway?

There's a video about the man who wrote this. https://youtu.be/9-79yOZ13qg He is also autistic, but the smart eccentric type, not the screeching poop smearing tard type. He made something of his life. Fascinating story.

Maybe someone gave this book to Chris as a hint at how autists can get their shit together.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Probably.

Could Chris even grow a full beard? Guess we'll never know now.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Is it bad that I’m afraid if Ulillillia meets Chris some of the progress he’s made might be undone?

Or he’ll maybe it will accelerate his progress. I’ve legit always liked him in a way even if I think he is pretty eccentric.

 

[Floop]

yes, he gave his Animoji fangs

 

[Shabobus]

Could Chris even grow a full beard? Guess we'll never know now.

Of course he can.

 

[Floop]

Of course he can.
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That is not a beard. That is someone’s skin.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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yes, he gave his Animoji fangs

I love this weird face he's been using so god damn much. It's so fucking warped. Like uncanny valley but funny.

 

[Tikbalang]

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Chris received a copy of the The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters by Ulillillia.

Reading something is better than watching shit but I don't think he'll finish page three and it'll just be a part of the hoard.

 

[DCM90]

Ok did this sob sjw seriously turned Micheal Myers into a tranny? They can make all the superheroes and action heroes gay, trans pan or whatever but when they start putting lipstick and pink hair on slasher villians then I get mad

How does this make you feel?

 

[TV's Adam West]

How does this make you feel?
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Please. Just don't. Put that away.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Chris received a copy of the The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters by Ulillillia.

Holy hell! How is it possible to be on HRT, loose more hair on your haid, and get a progressively larger beard shadow despite cuting yourself shaving? Is it just me, or does it look like his nose is caving in. I've seen people on their deathbed who look healthier than this.
Chris always walks around looking like he has the odor of hobo burps and the fishy odor of dog Lochia.

 

[Meat Pickle]

According to these new cards, Ren Skyroar is retconned into a separate character as Eggman's colleague.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is pissed that show creators like Matt Groening and Seth MacFarlane keep their characters the same age and accuses them of mischronicling and putting profits over the wellbeing of the characters. Also, he's still going on about how Lisa Simpson is going to be president next year.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is pissed that show creators like Matt Groening and Seth MacFarlane keep their characters the same age and accuses them of mischronicling and putting profits over the wellbeing of the characters. Also, he's still going on about how Lisa Simpson is going to be president next year.

I guess this is what people talk about when they say autistics have a hard time with abstract thinking. What 37 year old man obsesses over this shit?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I guess this is what people talk about when they say autistics have a hard time with abstract thinking. What 37 year old man obsesses over this shit?

Sounds like chris is trying to fill a pony shaped void in his life.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

How does this make you feel?
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Yeah... dis is the uh... power of my stand, I Need A Cute Girl My Age, and such.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Sounds like chris is trying to fill a pony shaped void in his life.

Oh that'll be filled when g5 comes along, it'll be like chthullu Awakening from the oceans to spread madness again.

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Like this

Chris is pissed that show creators like Matt Groening and Seth MacFarlane keep their characters the same age and accuses them of mischronicling and putting profits over the wellbeing of the characters. Also, he's still going on about how Lisa Simpson is going to be president next year.

And yet this idiot kept his own creations perpetually acting like teenagers only aging them to be 18 so he could draw porn of them and have it not be (as) creepy. Not to mention his own problems with moving on and actually "growing up" Autistic man babies like Chris are the reason status quo is God exists in the first place

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Oh that'll be filled when g5 comes along, it'll be like chthullu Awakening from the oceans to spread madness again.

Nah, It'll be BLARMS for sure. Chris will hate that milkshake twinkie or whatever isn't the right color or not the right kind of pony. It won't be a big blow up like when chris maced that gamestop employee but he won't like gen5 one bit until he realizes that hating gen5 will mean no more bronycons, so like 2nd season is when he'll start to like it.

And yet this idiot kept his own creations perpetually acting like teenagers only aging them to be 18 so he could draw porn of them and have it not be (as) creepy. Not to mention his own problems with moving on and actually "growing up" Autistic man babies like Chris are the reason status quo is God exists in the first place

Its because he wants to fap to adult meg and lisa.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Nah, It'll be BLARMS for sure. Chris will hate that milkshake twinkie or whatever isn't the right color or not the right kind of pony. It won't be a big blow up like when chris maced that gamestop employee but he won't like gen5 one bit until he realizes that hating gen5 will mean no more bronycons, so like 2nd season is when he'll start to like it.


Its because he wants to fap to adult meg and lisa.

Well he hated Sonic boom with all his heart, but the second the newest Mario and Sonic Olympic game showed him with tan arms he perked right up and even asked if the cartoon was still on streaming, even if we get sperging about how"g5 hasn't happened in c-197 yet" he'll just say it hasn't and then ask when the newest episode is available. So long as he has c 197 everything can be just the way he wants it, it's not that different from in the salad days when cwcvile was his own little slice of paradise where he was a rich mayor with no responsibilites and he could push jerkops and trolls aside with ease.


As for that second thing, it's never stopped anyone before plus technically Meg did age to be at least legal I'm amazed no one's brought that to his attention.

 

[Space.Muffin]

Chris getting mad over the stupidest shit is a good reminder that he has too much free time and too little human interaction.
Also, I can't wait to see him create a comic where Sonichu is old and can't zap to the extreme no more.