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u/Arofam
18 hours ago
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TIFU by ignoring my hot coworkers open invitation.
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Obligatory this didnt happen today, but yesterday.
I lifeguard at a local indoor pool. Theres about 6 lifeguards including me, and 5 of them are guys. Theres 1 female and she is like smoking hot. Any 18 year olds fantasy. Shes like 23.
Yesterday, it was just me and her at work, and she asked if I was doing anything later. I told her I was probably just gonna play video games or something and she asked me if I want to go to the arcade with her. I said yes, under the assumption we would go as friends. Would I
want to go on a date with her? Absolutely. But I knew im way out of her league and didnt want to embarras myself. Regardless, the plan is set. After work I would meet her at her apartment and we would to go the Arcade in our local mall.
I go home and shower, change clothes, get ready etc. I drive over to her apartment and text her, she tells me her door is unlocked and to come in. I walk in, and shes in her bathroom doing her hair in her bra and underwear. I kinda back out the door, but she tells me to come back in, and that I always see her in a two piece swimsuit. Touche.
She's getting ready and were just talking about work and she lays on her bed and says "My neck is killing me.. I need a massage!" I kind of laugh, and then she asks me If "I give good massages", while giving me this look. Heres where the fuckup occurs:
My dumbass says "I think theres a massage kiosk at the mall where the arcade is!"
10 seconds later I realised what I just did.
She sighed and finished getting ready silently and we went to the arcade.
She was practically silent the whole night. The next day at work (Today), she didnt mention anything of it. I still cant believe I cockblocked myself.
Edit: I have a date!
https://imgur.com/a/1FNzBQI
Update: Staying the night at her place. Tonight was
incredible. Words cannot describe how much fun I had.