Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

Give a person who has zero prospects and no expectation of wealth a shit-ton of internet money, and it makes them do weird things. They don't trust it can continue so desperately try to extract as much as they can without any prudence or planning for the future.

I think Onion never expected the gravy train to stop. He thought that if he spent all the money he had right now, there would be another boatload of cash arriving next week. He still doesn't believe that his five minutes of fame are over.
 
Has he even said anything about the wetlands since he got the ultimatum to put up the fence/sign? If it completely blindsides him I’m going to be so happy.

What do you imagine his freakout animation would be? I always liked the one where the guys false lashes fell off... Maybe baby smooth anime skin foundation avalanching off his face to reveal the craggy redness beneath?

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Has he even said anything about the wetlands since he got the ultimatum to put up the fence/sign? If it completely blindsides him I’m going to be so happy.



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I hope his day in court is streamed :story:
"judge, I know you're just a stupid idiot human who doesn't understand reality. I'm a vegetarian therefore I couldn't have harmed the swamp. You're just following the rest of the sheep on the internet in this outrage/cancel culture, society is the poison and I'm the cure, now how about you pay me $350,000 for wasting my time."
 
I hope that if he ever goes to court and its open to the public (is it commonplace for court to be streamed somehwere? I mean I know that murder cases can be) that a few nearby field Kiwis will go and report back on the insanity Schofields-on-Dr.Phil style.
 
If I keep going through Gerg's Twitter, I'm gonna an hero. Have some bullshit about his 'major depression'.
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Let's not let him forget that he admitted in a video that he posted on his own channel admitting he faked suicidal thoughts to get Skye to discontinue alimony.

I also have a decent trove of shit about Lainey's translarping, if anyone wants me to tear into that.
 
Half of those diagnoses Onion's audience is too young to be allowed to receive from a professional :story:
I'm just amazed that, despite having major depression and taking no medications for it, he's able to:
  • Run multiple social media profiles
  • Run multiple YouTube channels
  • Run a Patreon
  • Churn out content for said Patreon
  • Livestream at a moment's notice
  • Play MMORPG with his fans
  • Run all of Lainey's social media profiles
  • Run Lainey's Patreon
But I guess giving Lainey 'control' of the podcast, that much be such a weight off, huh? I mean, gosh, for having such crippling depression, he sure is able to cope without meds or therapy just fine and expend so much time, energy, and interest to do so much on a regular basis.
 
I'm just amazed that, despite having major depression and taking no medications for it, he's able to:
  • Run multiple social media profiles
  • Run multiple YouTube channels
  • Run a Patreon
  • Churn out content for said Patreon
  • Livestream at a moment's notice
  • Play MMORPG with his fans
  • Run all of Lainey's social media profiles
  • Run Lainey's Patreon
But I guess giving Lainey 'control' of the podcast, that much be such a weight off, huh? I mean, gosh, for having such crippling depression, he sure is able to cope without meds or therapy just fine and expend so much time, energy, and interest to do so much on a regular basis.

Honestly I think Grugly got diagnosed with Imafukincunt’s syndrome :story: Sadly the only treatment for that is high velocity ground therapy or lead infusions. High doses of NSAIDs might work too but it’s not as effective.

I swear to god sometimes Grug’s Twitter tarding reminds me of John Bulla (sexually). It’s just a huge inconsistent word salad mess that goes from raging incoherently to non sequiturs to lusting after whoever he finds attractive (sexually) (of fucks)... lather, rinse, repeat.

I’d say dude has lost touch with reality but as I’ve said before his grip on reality has always been pretty tenuous, partly because of Crazy Tami’s enabling and partly because he’s a fucking narcissist who thinks everyone should kiss his ass.
 
Honestly I think Grugly got diagnosed with Imafukincunt’s syndrome :story: Sadly the only treatment for that is high velocity ground therapy or lead infusions. High doses of NSAIDs might work too but it’s not as effective.

I swear to god sometimes Grug’s Twitter tarding reminds me of John Bulla (sexually). It’s just a huge inconsistent word salad mess that goes from raging incoherently to non sequiturs to lusting after whoever he finds attractive (sexually) (of fucks)... lather, rinse, repeat.

I’d say dude has lost touch with reality but as I’ve said before his grip on reality has always been pretty tenuous, partly because of Crazy Tami’s enabling and partly because he’s a fucking narcissist who thinks everyone should kiss his ass.
Crazy Tami could of really helped him by aborting him when she had the chance.
 
I hope his day in court is streamed :story:
"judge, I know you're just a stupid idiot human who doesn't understand reality. I'm a vegetarian therefore I couldn't have harmed the swamp. You're just following the rest of the sheep on the internet in this outrage/cancel culture, society is the poison and I'm the cure, now how about you pay me $350,000 for wasting my time."
The one thing you forgot is he was in earth club in high school.
 
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