Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Littlest Shitlord]

"And I guess Jesus is on his side, too, that's kind of a big get." Today, Bob admits that not even Jesus can love him, and Jesus loves everyone.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He'll actually call for the extermination of China.

For his sake he better not. China is the only reason his precious Pacific Rim wasn't a failure and let us not forget how screwed capeshit would be without that market.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

I mean...
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That was Princess Daisy against King Koopa, you FAKE GEEK!!!! HOW DARE YOU PROFANE MARIO!!!

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Why is Blobbing making this about race and gender? Maybe no one should be harassed and people should just point out fallacies within their arguments or refute them?

Oh right, because minority women can do no wrong regardless if you’re horribly racist, etc.

Also, if he was truly about helping people of color reach the top he would not be bashing Tulsi in the way he does.

 

[Neko GF]

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Fixed it:

 

[Jack Awful]

Is it wrong of me to compare Robert De Niro’s character from Joker or any other character from the movie to Bob?

He's like Thomas Wayne if he didn't have any money or power and was obese. He'd still act like he was, though.

 

[Lensherr]

Has Bob had anything to say about Joe Rogan's interview with Edward Snowden? I ask this because he was pretty triggered by his interview with Bernie Sanders and has spoken ill of Snowden in the past ("he's just a white tech bro who was threatened by a black president" or something along those lines).

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I don't know guys. This case with James Younger is so cut and dry to me that I really can't imagine anyone outside of the lunatic fringe being on the "chemically castrating a seven year old boy" side. Fortunately for us Bob is that flabby fringe. He is forever the good ally to the transtastic troons, even to their crazy mothers who're probably trying to get back their ex anyway they can no matter how many of their son's dicks they needs to snip.

Spoiler: "this poor girl and her mother"

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Before I fully succumb to apoplectic rage I'm gonna relax with this nice pic courtesy of The Chipa.

Spoiler: Mom's b-day

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For me it's the way the light is shinning off of Bob. I know he's there but it makes him look like he's green screen'd in. I know he' not composited himself in the shot because I've seen his "visual effects" and there's no healthy green radiance surrounding him. On top of all of that and I like to think that he wasn't smiling because he's caught off guard in a candid moment but rather that he's perpetually miserable.

At least he dressed up properly for this gala for his mom. That would lead me to believe that he knows how which begs a lot of questions if that's true.

You would think Bob would have compassion for the little boy who is about to be chemically castrated by his psycho (and non-biological) mom. Especially when you consider that he effectively castrated himself when that Mario picture made the rounds.

 

[Quixotic Man]

This is only tangentially related to Bob, but he did retweet it.
Is this what e-begging has turned in to?
Claiming to be homeless while staying in a 60 bucks a night (1800 a month) hotel? All while browsing Twitter 24 hours a day?
I wanted to see what kind of person this was, and gave up after scrolling through a hundred retweets in a single fucking day. Why would this person ever deserve money over thousands of more worthy causes?

 

[Rei is shit]

Male feminist


Capitalism is trumps fault


As are understaffed ERs


btw trump didnt illegal spy on trump, but if he did it was his JOB


capped for when bob has a stroke

 

[Mola Ram]

Male feminist

There is a certain class of Bob tweets, and this is an exemplar of the genre, that feel like they're lightly coated with slime.

 

[Honest Coyote]

Also, you know you suck as a comedian when your sperging and outrage moments are genuinely more entertaining and funny than your jokes.

Spoiler: "He has Jesus on his side"

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But those aren't the same look. Kanye isn't wearing a blazer, the shirts are different, the buttons don't even look similar, Bob's undershirt has a collar while Kanye's looks like a similar colored t-shirt, and the colors are different. How does he not realize that?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

But those aren't the same look. Kanye isn't wearing a blazer, the shirts are different, the buttons don't even look similar, Bob's undershirt has a collar while Kanye's looks like a similar colored t-shirt, and the colors are different. How does he not realize that?

Because he's Bob.

Diabetes affects vision, right? Maybe he's having a relapse.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Male feminist
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Wow, didn't expect Bob to come right out and say it's okay to be sexist against women with the wrong opinion. I know this isn't an usual opinion amongst the male feminist types or feminist in general, but at least most of them are smart enough to come up with some way to hide it or some excuse.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Male feminist
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Capitalism is trumps fault
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As are understaffed ERs
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btw trump didnt illegal spy on trump, but if he did it was his JOB
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capped for when bob has a stroke
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That nasty fucker's exposure to Russian women is friggin' porn.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

That nasty fucker's exposure to Russian women is friggin' porn.

So is his exposure to all other women, why should Russian be any different?

 

[Jack Awful]

As for Murphy, as other people have said he's actually pretty nice to Arthur in person, and is actually playing off him to make his material funny at the beginning of the interview without really making him the butt of the joke. That only stops once Arthur starts talking about killing people. When you look at the type of exploitative shit on TV now, a lot of real life hosts would have treated him much worse. What Murphy did was really not any different from people having a chuckle at Tommy Wiseau, he just didn't realize how deeply messed up the weird guy he was poking fun at was. He probably even figured he was doing Arthur a favor, raising his profile in a way he could spin into a career, even if people were laughing at him instead of with him.

The way Murphy treated Arthur is far nicer than we treat similar crazies on here.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Wow, didn't expect Bob to come right out and say it's okay to be sexist against women with the wrong opinion. I know this isn't an usual opinion amongst the male feminist types or feminist in general, but at least most of them are smart enough to come up with some way to hide it or some excuse.

It's one of his funnier qualities. Instead of rationalizing negative consequences to his plans or coming up with solutions, he just gets angry and tells you that it's a good thing.

 

[Emperor Julian]

He's like Thomas Wayne if he didn't have any money or power and was obese. He'd still act like he was, though.

....or family and real job. Plus Thomas wayne if he was alive in 2019 wouldnt waste all his time on twitter.