Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Bonecollector]

owerlevel: Unlike @Hellfire I'm shite in formatting all the screenshots here. My phone is a budget model and its main goal is to fight against me. :powerlevel: I will put down most of the archives on a later date. Also screenshots might be in wrong order

Beck got her way, semi.

The dog has more say than Cuck nr 2

Dinner and a drink with straw

Becky hates Miami

Tia is not helping

Becky complains that Mami has too much stuff

Deadnamed again

Sorry Becky you're still no real Jew

Becky is conflicted

ADHD

Might edit stuff later. Now I am too tired

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Sounds like Becky is having just the kind of vacation she loves the best: the kind where she finds lots of petty shit to bitch about.

 

[Kheapathic]

I'd wager college was the worst thing that happened to her; California was a result of that. And she's so fucking paranoid, she has to second guess having Minnie Mouse sheets. For fucks sake you cow; the way you go on and on about Disney and shit, it'd fucking make sense. As for your auntie, yeah, fuck her and her anxiety. Your anxiety is totally valid and deserves special attention; but your auntie, she can piss up a rope.

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

owerlevel: Unlike @Hellfire I'm shite in formatting all the screenshots here. My phone is a budget model and its main goal is to fight against me. :powerlevel: I will put down most of the archives on a later date. Also screenshots might be in wrong order

Beck got her way, semi.
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The dog has more say than Cuck nr 2
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Dinner and a drink with straw
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Becky hates Miami
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Tia is not helping
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Becky complains that Mami has too much stuff
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Deadnamed again
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Sorry Becky you're still no real Jew
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Becky is conflicted
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ADHD
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Might edit stuff later. Now I am too tired

Good work, brave soldier. Becky seems to be particularly soul sucking atm.

But yeah, damn Becky. It’s sad how Mami and Papi’s love just makes her become an even more shitty hate filled bitch.
Also, it sounds like it’s just her visiting them. I hope the cuckbands finally hook up while she’s away.

 

[AnOminous]

The dog has more say than Cuck nr 2

Daniel is such a fucking cuck he even gets cucked by the dog. When I first read it I thought he was talking about Basic Becky herself. How this guy doesn't kill himself I don't know.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Why is she so shocked that someone in Miami had a leftover mezuzah on their door? The city has a huge Jewish population. It doesn’t mean anything.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

I'm surprised Paramount allowed her accommodation tbh. Bex hasn't shown herself to be great at doing work from home but I suppose in this day and age, disability claims are awkward to dismiss. Maybe they'll shift some of that workload on someone else?

Also holy heck Bex needing to tweet about every little event of visiting family. Most family like to express a desire to be closer to their loved ones, that's a pretty normal discussion. To be fair, the parents on this one approaching it wrong, I'm sure they do believe California makes her unhappy - but that's her decision to make. Can try to see if she might admit it, but can't really make her do that.

Also the bedsheets were her old bedsheets, so old stuff is naturally going to be what parents picked for you or what you picked as a kid. It's not like Mami went out and was like "ooh let's buy some PINK minnie bedsheets that'll really piss her off" . It's more like "oh I remember she really liked these bedsheets when she was a kid and she does really love Disney still"

I do like of all her complaints, one of them isn't the fact that Daniel - now "Husband number 2" - wasn't invited.

 

[oasys]

Mami continues to be the best character in this narrative

 

[Tanner Glass]

I'm surprised Paramount allowed her accommodation tbh. Bex hasn't shown herself to be great at doing work from home but I suppose in this day and age, disability claims are awkward to dismiss. Maybe they'll shift some of that workload on someone else?

You're assuming that she does good work when she is on site, though. Considering her twitter activity frequently being during work hours and her repeated claims of "can't get any work done, crying under desk" they likely had to shift work off of her a long time ago.

She's likely a temp and they're just going to wait out her contract and not renew it - Becky is someone who screams "walking lawsuit" at HR, especially considering she's mostly known for suing and besmirching her former employer(s). Temps aren't known to get paid a lot, either, so the cost of just keeping her on until it's over probably far outweighs an embarrassing and costly legal proceeding. Her boss is likely very aware of when Becky's last day is and probably has it with a smiley face on his calendar.

Unrelated - but I also love Becky saying "she's miserable in Miami" - you're miserable in Californa, you're miserable in Disneyland eating lobster dinners - you're just a miserable person and Miami has nothing to do with it.

 

[BentCopper]

Anyone else notice Becky's claim that her 'best friend' has died? In between posting humblebrag pictures of her parents pool and piano, and whinging about Minnie Mouse sheets that is

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

Anyone else notice Becky's claim that her 'best friend' has died? In between posting humblebrag pictures of her parents pool and piano, and whinging about Minnie Mouse sheets that is

Closest I noticed was that tweet from Cuckband #2 about Ratdog #1 didn’t mention Cuckband #1.
I don’t believe anyone else would voluntarily allow themselves to be considered a friend to Becky.

Whether there’s any truth to it or not, I’m surprised she’s not making a bigger Beckycentric fuss about it. To a normal person, death of a friend would be a big traumatic event. To Becky, it would be a big asspats payday.

 

[VacuousSpooder]

Yeah I didn't see where she posted anything about a "best friend" dying. I mean, she doesn't have any real friends, but still, she totally would capitalize on that drama if it meant attention and asspats.

Meanwhile Becky is shaming children and their parents now because she's a blue-haired hag and they know a walking disaster when they see one.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Florida sounds great.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Meanwhile Becky is shaming children and their parents now because she's a blue-haired hag and they know a walking disaster when they see one.
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I thought Becky didn't even speak Spanish. Did she only learn the bad words, or what?

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah I didn't see where she posted anything about a "best friend" dying. I mean, she doesn't have any real friends, but still, she totally would capitalize on that drama if it meant attention and asspats.

Meanwhile Becky is shaming children and their parents now because she's a blue-haired hag and they know a walking disaster when they see one.
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Too bad this didn't actually happen. It would be hilarious.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Too bad this didn't actually happen. It would be hilarious.

Take comfort in the fact that what probably did happen (some child gave her the stink eye and grabbed its mother for safety) is almost just as hilarious.

 

[oasys]

Take comfort in the fact that what probably did happen (some child gave her the stink eye and grabbed its mother for safety) is almost just as hilarious.

I'm pretty sure this happened, but Becky slightly misheard and the kid was actually pointing at her and yelling "fat gut."

 

[BentCopper]

Closest I noticed was that tweet from Cuckband #2 about Ratdog #1 didn’t mention Cuckband #1.
I don’t believe anyone else would voluntarily allow themselves to be considered a friend to Becky.

Whether there’s any truth to it or not, I’m surprised she’s not making a bigger Beckycentric fuss about it. To a normal person, death of a friend would be a big traumatic event. To Becky, it would be a big asspats payday.

Managed to get one screenshot. She deleted the rest of the tweets which said she was contacting people by DM because she didn't want to publicly state who had died

 

[Next Task]

Not at all a possibility that she was called a faggot, but kids point and stare at differences in people all the time. Becky's used her stupid hair for 'kids love me!' stories many times, but of course she's now in her 'everyone sucks' part of her cycle so this time it was an insult, and one she had to escalate because 'weirdo' isn't oppressive enough.

Now this - there's no chance in hell this happened. As has already been pointed out, Becky doesn't have any friends, least of all female friends, unless it's meant to have been that MtF troon she was saying was part of her family a few months back. And even then there's not a chance in hell that she would delete a tweet about it if it were even remotely true - imagine the complaining about how insensitive everyone is being she could do after the lost of a Dear and Honest Best Friend (that she's never mentioned before)!

Nah, I think she's just miserable, and wanted sympathy and attention, then realised that killing someone off was too much of a lie and deleted it so she could go back to just whining about everything and everyone else. Otherwise she'd have to make up a funeral, and a whole host of interactions with people who are mourning, and probably continue the lie to Daniel or at least make sure he's in on it, and she's not creative enough for such a long-term lie with lots of lies nested in it. Easiest just to delete it, pretend she never said it, and go back to being the most victimised person on a family visit (that she likely didn't pay for) ever.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yeah I didn't see where she posted anything about a "best friend" dying. I mean, she doesn't have any real friends, but still, she totally would capitalize on that drama if it meant attention and asspats.

Meanwhile Becky is shaming children and their parents now because she's a blue-haired hag and they know a walking disaster when they see one.
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I don’t believe this happened, because there is nothing especially remarkable about her appearance.