DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

Btw, did he say if he'll have a tips goal on Halloween stream too?

Does the Pope shit in the woods? You fuckin' know he will, and it will be "MUH BILLS AT DUH START OF DUH MONTH" because he doesn't get paid by Twitch until the 15th, and he can't possibly budget for those fixed dates

 

[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

Does the Pope shit in the woods? You fuckin' know he will, and it will be "MUH BILLS AT DUH START OF DUH MONTH" because he doesn't get paid by Twitch until the 15th, and he can't possibly budget for those fixed dates

Not even worth asking what the reward will be. The same old "I get to keep my house so I can keep streaming"

 

[shekelshoah666]

It will be the same shit every time. Marathon goal and it's never mentioned again and if you bring it up you don't understand finance or are a detractor.

At this point he treats that stuff like his twitch payments. Completely gone the next day and now hes overdrawn and needs tips NOW to get out of the red!

 

[Just_living]

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You know if you wanted to sell people on these background trinkets and a cat you probably should invest in a higher end camera. Outside of the back cushion that looks like a booster seat at a glance, everything looks ok I guess. I mean he has outdoor and window holiday displays in his room, but he's a streamer so whatever. He doesn't even have the latest iphone and the picture quality pretty good and he doesn't see a problem with his c920 camera footage.

Says something about how he goes about streaming in general. DSP was doing what middling streamer did 5 years ago and calling it top tier. By not streaming pc games he's bottom of the barrel.

 

[PieceofShet]

He is starting to get nervous guys. Not enough to stream on his "off day", even a half stream.

 

[JustcallmeVi]

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Reminds me a lot of another famous DSPig quote that's almost identical to this bullshit whining.

"I need you guys to step it up and please pledge to my patreon."

Kinda funny to be honest that he constantly regurgitates stuff from a couple years ago then complains to his supposed fans when they mention it before banning them lean in style.

"Could you guys not make fun of me cause I'm all stressed and depressed and I can't do anything with muh wife..."

He constantly makes fun of people to his massive audience then calls them detractors, assholes, morons, etc. then gets mad people do it to him. What a guy.

 

[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

He is starting to get nervous guys. Not enough to stream on his "off day", even a half stream.

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Since when are we allowed to make fun of his financial situation without getting banned?

And I don't get why he's nErVoUs again, he just said that if he doesn't reach the tips goal nothing will happen and he'll just keep going

 

[ProdigalDuke]

He is starting to get nervous guys. Not enough to stream on his "off day", even a half stream.

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That last sentence is really yikes. He already treats his fans like shit, now he's throwing out a pure guilt trip to spur them on. You're not a real fan and you don't care about him unless you RAMP UP your donations.

 

[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

He'll play 5 different games for Halloween, one hour each, doesn't have time for an extra game that's $5 one of his paypigs suggested

"I won't have any extra time to play anything else, dood!"

What happened to him working his ass off all day?

 

[Sparkletor]

That last sentence is really yikes. He already treats his fans like shit, now he's throwing out a pure guilt trip to spur them on. You're not a real fan and you don't care about him unless you RAMP UP your donations.

Guys, we can do this! Let's hit that goal!

What do we get if we hit the goal Phil?

Ummm... Nothing. Quit being an entitled shithead. I already work my ass off for my whiny ungrateful fans. They need to step up and pay. Pay me now idiot kids!

CodenCucks just tipped $5.

 

[SojiroSakura]

FPS games tend to give us the most salt from dave, so I for one hope he continues playing MW. Just something about that rant yesterday, where he says his viewers are the problem for buying the game every year, despite hiim also buying the game every year. It's absolute gold.

 

[shekelshoah666]

FPS games tend to give us the most salt from dave, so I for one hope he continues playing MW. Just something about that rant yesterday, where he says his viewers are the problem for buying the game every year, despite hiim also buying the game every year. It's absolute gold.

It was funny hearing him justify his purchase while complaining about how shit the game is. He said if he is streaming it and letting people see how bad it is its OK that he bought it because now other people won't buy it.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Wew lad. That last line is some severely transparent emotional manipulation. "If you love me, you'll give me money." It's not mandatory though, and no favoritism is shown to people who contribute, but we will publicly indicate here that contributions are how you show Phil you care about him. Jesus Christ.

I just want to see what happens on Halloween if he doesn't hit this goal. If it was sincere, we should get a quality depresshun stream. If he has been lying, his recourse, because he is an idiot, will likely be to ban all reference to there having been a donation goal this week, obscurely refer to it as "the weekly goal", and refuse to acknowledge that he ever said he was in trouble. $1800 will join its buddy $1100 as a banned word.

I ask, as a humble Kiwi, to the whales in Twitch above... just let him miss this goal. Drop all your cash on him come the 31st for all I care. But we're overdue to get a good meltdown with the pig shrieking and flailing like a caged animal, and he has set himself up nicely this week.

Unrelated, but he just confirmed on stream that he and Kat got a 'trim' last week, not a haircut in the sense that there was no change in style. He screamed at people last week for asking about his haircut, saying he had no idea what they were talking about. The previous week, he had said he was booking a hair appointment.

This is a great example of how this dude operates. You present information if you can exploit it for pity, then when it is 'too recent' to admit to, you lie about it, even if it is not necessary, presumably to obscure your timeline and actions. Then you nonchalantly admit to it later and ignore that you were blasting people for asking about it. Bonus points if you can exploit semantics to wiggle out of the fact that you lied - you didn't get a 'haircut', it was just a trim! No 'real' lies necessary! This is literally how he runs everything now.

 

[samovski]

It was funny hearing him justify his purchase while complaining about how shit the game is. He said if he is streaming it and letting people see how bad it is its OK that he bought it because now other people won't buy it.

Well clearly it's working, last year BO4 only made $500m in the opening weekend. Dave absolutely ruined their profits with his cutting edge wit and gameplay skillz.

If anything he helps game sales, the amount of games I've bought just to see if it's as bad as he says it is is shocking. Spoiler, it's very very rarely as bad as he says it is.

 

[Comma]

That last sentence is really yikes. He already treats his fans like shit, now he's throwing out a pure guilt trip to spur them on. You're not a real fan and you don't care about him unless you RAMP UP your donations.

Wew lad. That last line is some severely transparent emotional manipulation. "If you love me, you'll give me money."

That's not what he meant, though: he's talking about seeing who will "ramp up" making fun of him/his financial situation and who will go easy on him.

I know it sounds weird, but he wasn't talking about money for once.

 

[MoonRocker]

That's not what he meant, though: he's talking about seeing who will "ramp up" making fun of him/his financial situation and who will go easy on him.

I know it sounds weird, but he wasn't talking about money for once.

Yep, that’s 100% what he meant.

Does he still abide by the King of Hate (so fucking stupid/ cringy) moniker anymore or is that a relic from his “white hot” days on YT?

Thinnest skin of any streamer ever. What a pussy ass bitch.

 

[Wing Zero]

He is starting to get nervous guys. Not enough to stream on his "off day", even a half stream.

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Oh fuck off Phil. People wouldn't jab/meme about you constantly begging for cash if you weren't CONSTANTLY BEGGING FOR CASH.

I hope you're proud of what you have become. Those streamers that you used to mock for being shameless e-beggars? That's your life now. Remember that when your ego tries to convince you that we're all jealous of how "successful" you are, whilst you guilt-trip autistic wheelchairs who don't know any better.

 

[Muppetmode]

Yep, that’s 100% what he meant.

Does he still abide by the King of Hate (so fucking stupid/ cringy) moniker anymore or is that a relic from his “white hot” days on YT?

Thinnest skin of any streamer ever. What a pussy ass bitch.

Has the thinnest skin and simultaneously calls people snow flakes. Idk how someone can be so oblivious. Creates all this hate around himself then says he did nothing wrong. 0 introspection

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Don't know why he's milking it has hard as he is we all know at the 11th hours like a Gehenna wind will come six figure Jeff to drop his fuck you trolls money like the piece of no life piece of cuck trash he is.

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Fucking hilarious, nothing famous about him what he is now is a low end sideshow novelty formerly a not so low end sideshow novelty.

 

[Perpetual Outrage]

You know if you wanted to sell people on these background trinkets and a cat you probably should invest in a higher end camera. Outside of the back cushion that looks like a booster seat at a glance, everything looks ok I guess.

Streamers are really weird about their little streaming space but there's no telling what's going on outside of that little bubble. There's a thot named Brittany Venti who has a pristine view from her camera where it looks like a Disney princess room, but literally turning the camera to show one foot of what isn't supposed to be seen and it's absolute filth. She just throws anything she's done with using in the floor. Literally everything. Dishes? Sure. Credit cards? Yep. Coffee cups? Indeed. She never cleans her cat's litter box so it just shits all over the apartment. In the floor, on the counters and even in her bed.

Really makes you wonder what's going on with Phil's place.