FallGout
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Pretty funny how he also says the exact same shit for stuff he does in real life that he said on camera/mic.
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Pretty funny how he also says the exact same shit for stuff he does in real life that he said on camera/mic.
Surly Muppet
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His WWE streams are... something else. Tonight didn't even stop at clown mode, it was all yelling, anal and shit jokes, and weird gratuitous descriptions of violence. And what stands out to me is that I genuinely don't believe he is faking it with WWE; Phil seems to visibly enjoy it. In between bouts of juvenile autism, he sits there alert and smiling at the TV.
This really highlights that he can't handle mature commentary - he is immature and is probably at his 'best' when he can make those weird shit and sex jokes. It at least keeps him talking. If he indulged this, I don't know that he would have much time left on Twitch, but he might actually have a larger audience of immature kids (versus his current dwindling adult wheelchair armada). This emphasizes how much he has been neutered by Twitch; he hasn't changed at all, he's just selling out.
And he clearly still REALLY loves his wrasslin'. So if he is suddenly going to give up watching it, I think it's safe to say that is 100% Kat yanking on his choke chain. His face lights up when characters he recognizes appear, and despite the plot being absolute shit and Phil saying as much, he is glued to the screen and investing more effort in following it than he does with most story-driven games. Phil is in his element with this level of stupid. I find it hard to believe someone who is Phil's 'soulmate' would insist that he give up something he loves this much, even if it is lame. That sounds more like the hand of a controlling bitch. Rambo was the true soulmate.
This really highlights that he can't handle mature commentary - he is immature and is probably at his 'best' when he can make those weird shit and sex jokes. It at least keeps him talking. If he indulged this, I don't know that he would have much time left on Twitch, but he might actually have a larger audience of immature kids (versus his current dwindling adult wheelchair armada). This emphasizes how much he has been neutered by Twitch; he hasn't changed at all, he's just selling out.
And he clearly still REALLY loves his wrasslin'. So if he is suddenly going to give up watching it, I think it's safe to say that is 100% Kat yanking on his choke chain. His face lights up when characters he recognizes appear, and despite the plot being absolute shit and Phil saying as much, he is glued to the screen and investing more effort in following it than he does with most story-driven games. Phil is in his element with this level of stupid. I find it hard to believe someone who is Phil's 'soulmate' would insist that he give up something he loves this much, even if it is lame. That sounds more like the hand of a controlling bitch. Rambo was the true soulmate.
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Imagine dating someone and they tell you to give up a genre of music you love, stop seeing movies you like, or to disown a sport franchise you've followed your whole life. Who does that? How desperate would you have to be to go along with it like an absolute cuck?
tzgnilki
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I think he's trying to be mature
keeps the door closed during streams so he can hide his clown mode, door only open when she's not around
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I know this is all based on pure speculation, but if it is true, it would be possibly one of the most alarming indicators to date that his marriage to kat is a complete and utter lie.
Start to finish there have been red flags, but this... Is alarming. Though in a twisted way it could be for the best. Wrestling is fucking retarded.
DiabeticSP
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To be entirely fair for all we know Kat simply requested he not watch wrasslin in bed for three hours a night three times a week.
"Phil dear, I don't really enjoy wrestling and need some sleep, could you watch that downstairs or maybe with the volume down? Also could you maybe skip Smackdown since we watched RAW and let me pick something to watch tonight?"
"OKAY I GUESS I'LL NEVER EVER WATCH WRASSLE AGAIN. NO MORE FOR PHIL I NEVER GET TO DO WHAT I WANT."
"Phil dear, I don't really enjoy wrestling and need some sleep, could you watch that downstairs or maybe with the volume down? Also could you maybe skip Smackdown since we watched RAW and let me pick something to watch tonight?"
"OKAY I GUESS I'LL NEVER EVER WATCH WRASSLE AGAIN. NO MORE FOR PHIL I NEVER GET TO DO WHAT I WANT."
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Yeah, I'm totally going to take the word of a man who claimed his last relationship ended with an amicable split when the last major event his viewers saw involving him and his significant other was him livestreaming a 3-hour tale about her intimate medical issues.
My guess was that Kat asked him to stop watching it at full volume and to stop hollering and cackling at the television every three minutes, which he was unable to do so now he can only do it when she's out of the house.
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Yeah being able to hear it through the walls in her bedroom must be really annoying.
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I don't know about everyone else, but I know that guy.
You are friends with Joe. You skateboard, smoke weed, and listen to punk rock. Joe meets Beth and they start dating. All of a sudden Joe doesn't hang out anymore.
"Skateboarding is for kids. Pot is for losers. Punk music sucks" Joe says. Joe and Beth leave and go to Starbucks.
Two weeks later Joe shows up with his skateboard. "Yeah, Beth was a bitch and made me give up skating, smoking, and music. I'm glad she's gone"
The only difference here is "Joe" is 18 and has a lifetime of pussy. Phil is 40.
There are women who will want to change who you are. Real men kick them to the curb and find another girl. Phil is not a real man. "I can't eat red meat because I have gout" "We are having hamburgers" "Yes, Kat...I will eat them..."
Kat wears the pants in that home.
AckedyACK
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Kat wears the pants, shirt, hat and sweater. The only thing she left Phil are the clownshoes.
tzgnilki
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maybe khet made phil cancel the wwe subscription, makes sense cause she had 2 weeks to trim the budget, but anything "business" related was off limits
MoonRocker
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Was brought up in the REEemergency thread: did they even fuck on their wedding night?
Phil was up til the wee hours of the night dunking on da trollzzz and gave no indication that there was any intimate fornication during one of the supposedly happiest and most important nights of his life.
Given how pissy and angry this guy is, I stand by what I said before: he’s 100% stuck in a sexless marriage.
Phil was up til the wee hours of the night dunking on da trollzzz and gave no indication that there was any intimate fornication during one of the supposedly happiest and most important nights of his life.
Given how pissy and angry this guy is, I stand by what I said before: he’s 100% stuck in a sexless marriage.
THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS
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If Khet is nice enough she probably gives Phil a quickie once a month at most
We really don't know much about Khet, for all we know, she could've either married Phil because she unironically loves him or because she's a gold digger. We dunno how much of a pos is she basically, we can but only take Phil's words with a grain of salt regarding the shit he says about Khet
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Undoubtedly was 30 seconds of snorting and grunting that Kat took all three inches of pain with Phil immobilized flat on his back because he's a lazy egomaniac, followed by her musing to herself that she got more of a feeling in her loins from Suburu Man's car bass.
After which, Phil felt she wasn't properly appreciative so he stumbled to the bathroom where he slammed the door and sat on the porcelain picking fights with people on Twitter for the remainder of the evening.
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Well, they had to at least had sex once if DSP allowed her to live at his place. Which is downright fucking nasty in it's own right. I can't believe women actually had sex with dsp
Her plan from the beginning was I assume to marry pigroach and ride his money, divorce his ass, get some cash and hunt for anything sexier and more interesting than pigroach.
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Remember that by all accounts DSP was turning Leanna down for sex.
Also, they grew apart because Leanna wanted to go outside together and DSP wanted to do "adult things" like stay home and sit in different rooms.
Also, they grew apart because Leanna wanted to go outside together and DSP wanted to do "adult things" like stay home and sit in different rooms.
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Well, according to Subaru Man, Kat is very jealous and insecure and doesn't go out often. So we might have a very different situation this time.
But I still think DSP is the one to reject her when it comes to sex. He seems like a person with very bizarre sexual life, and it repulses me to imagine or think about any of that, so I'll leave it at that.
tzgnilki
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I hope she writes a book about her time as a slave to the king of begging
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I remember there being a strong suggestion that Leanna was a virgin when they started dating and honestly I doubt Phil's body count was higher than a few drunk chicks from college and Rosie Palms. Leanna was no model but she was moderately attractive and wasted years of her physical prime fucking.... that.
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