Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Adamska said:
As for Rian still being pissy and insistent on the movies, something tells me he's feeling nervous about how his film Knives Out will do. Fun fact; I saw the trailer and I hated it just on its merits because it tries to sell the crime drama as a fucking comedy with the most offensive southern accent I ever heard. Literally dubbing over the investigator with Foghorn Leghorn would be more nuanced than what was actually spoken.
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I think Knives out is going to be pure Camp
 
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Dom Cruise said:
I'm loathe to defend him buuuuuuuuut I can kinda see what he was going for, he wanted to make the Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty of Star Wars movies.
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Sons of liberty still had snake doing shit and not just mope around being a depressed asshole after the tanker chapter. the president shit was also still followed up with the patriots. MGS2 didn't just have kojima say "that plot didn't really matter, here's a complete deconstruction of the MG 1+2 and MGS out of nowhere bro". it treated the previous characters with respect while also working in its meta commentary.
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
My guess is Doomcock was right and the Palpatine we see in the movie is just an illusion, a Palpatine Sentinel Droid from Battlefront 2 or a Holocron hologram. Or the character we think is Palpatine turns out to be Snoke in Palpy hoods who now has a robotic lower half like that shitty revived Maul, and the Palpatine we hear in trailers is just a pre-recorded message from the Wayfinders since Disney couldn't afford to actually have Ian in the movie.
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Not that it matters at this point...but well...if that happened

1) It would be the Darth Maul debacle again, but even worse since no one really liked Snoke that much; and
2) He and his ship were destroyed just like...how Palpatine and the 2nd Death Star were destroyed, but apparently in this line of Star Wars movies no one is ever really gone.

Either way, it's going to be stupid.
 
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There is one thing that could redeem this movie a tiny little bit:
If Palpatine turned out to be a ruse, it was actually Snoke (who somehow survived) and when Palpatine is revealed to be a hologram or robot or whatever, Snoke waltzes into the room, going "Of course Palpatine is dead, he was thrown into an endless shaft filled with plasma aboard a spacestation that was blown up... how fucking stupid are you to think anyone could survive that, Rey?"
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
There is one thing that could redeem this movie a tiny little bit:
If Palpatine turned out to be a ruse, it was actually Snoke (who somehow survived) and when Palpatine is revealed to be a hologram or robot or whatever, Snoke waltzes into the room, going "Of course Palpatine is dead, he was thrown into an endless shaft filled with plasma aboard a spacestation that was blown up... how fucking stupid are you to think anyone could survive that, Rey?"
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You forgot to add, and he kills her the end. Duh-duh-dun-dun-dun-dun-na-dah-
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
There is one thing that could redeem this movie a tiny little bit:
If Palpatine turned out to be a ruse, it was actually Snoke (who somehow survived) and when Palpatine is revealed to be a hologram or robot or whatever, Snoke waltzes into the room, going "Of course Palpatine is dead, he was thrown into an endless shaft filled with plasma aboard a spacestation that was blown up... how fucking stupid are you to think anyone could survive that, Rey?"
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Or if they are going with the Palpatine survived an exploding station, they should go balls out and have him lead an ewok death cult like what RLM said in their predictions video. The movies gonna be a disaster, you might as well go all-out on the stupidity
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
There is one thing that could redeem this movie a tiny little bit:
If Palpatine turned out to be a ruse, it was actually Snoke (who somehow survived) and when Palpatine is revealed to be a hologram or robot or whatever, Snoke waltzes into the room, going "Of course Palpatine is dead, he was thrown into an endless shaft filled with plasma aboard a spacestation that was blown up... how fucking stupid are you to think anyone could survive that, Rey?"
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Fan service is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.
 
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Dom Cruise said:
I'm loathe to defend him buuuuuuuuut I can kinda see what he was going for, he wanted to make the Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty of Star Wars movies.
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rotollo said:
Sons of liberty still had snake doing shit and not just mope around being a depressed asshole after the tanker chapter. the president shit was also still followed up with the patriots. MGS2 didn't just have kojima say "that plot didn't really matter, here's a complete deconstruction of the MG 1+2 and MGS out of nowhere bro". it treated the previous characters with respect while also working in its meta commentary.
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*eyes glow* Did anyone just compare MGS2 to TLJ?

Well, lets see, one is a subversive post modernist masterpiece that speaks directly to our modern age as if it was made yesterday, the other is the last jedi.

Snake wasnt the focus because Kojima understandably didnt want to be limited to following JUST him, besides, Raiden was meant to be the player that fanboyed over MGS 1. Solidus was an amazing "villain" that had you agreeing with him for the most part, even tho he himself aint the nicest person. The patriots were scary and mysterious until the MGS 3/4/5 over explained them but the ending of 2 left us hooked, wanting to know more and see what would happen next, TLJ just made me lose interest.

MGS2 was just mocked because it dared to not jerk Snake off and force him to keep him the center focus, Kojima got punished for focusing more on the plot than the character (without mentioning that I think him already foreshadowing Snake's accelerated aging at the tanker chapter was already an indication he wanted to put the Solid Snake character to rest).

Sorry, I sperg-ed out when one of my favorite franchises is mentioned in comparison to a fuck keep like TLJ.
 
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So they may be considering making a Kylo Ren prequel movie...
I guess they must've realized that the entirety of the nu-fanbase are just horny idiots who want to fuck Kylo Ren or want to see him get fucked by Rey. Fuck, now I really REALLY hope IX bombs just to see Disney-Lucasfilm freak out and start cancelling a bunch of projects. After Solo they basically cancelled all their OT-focused content and then moved it to Disney+, so they probably thought people only wanted sequel shit. If this bombs too I can't wait to see them running around like headless chickens trying to make sense of shit as they cancel the Marvel comics, new films and future EA projects. Icing on the cake would be them admitting they fucked up, but that's unlikely.

Poe-Shen Zcela said:
Looks like fucking Guybrush Threepwood.
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That's an insult to Guybrush.

Anyway here's some more news.

1: Lawrence Kasdan has officially quit Star Wars.
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Austin Film Fest: Lawrence Kasdan on sequels, Solo, and why he's done with Star Wars

"It's been very good to me, but I don't want to do it anymore." That was the initial reply Lawrence Kasdan gave Lucasfilm boss Kathleen Kennedy years ago when she approached him about being involved in a whole new set of Star Wars films before the sale to Disney had been announced. During a...
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2: Hollywood Reporter and other news sites trying to analyze the movie claim that it will make 180 or 200 mil on opening day, but these same people also claimed Solo would make 150mil on opening day.

3: To make you give a fuck about Rose, Marvel is releasing a new comic showing Rey and Rose working together to prove that they're totally friends now. They're really trying to lay on this forced friendship shit by only showing it outside the movie rather than the movie itself.
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4: Nu-Chewie's return after his supposed fake death and having lost his stuff.
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5: Chewie's stuff is in the ship with the Vader helmet.
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6: BB-8 is the one leading the horses for some crazy reason.
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7: Matt Smith confirmed again just like earlier leaks suggested.
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My bet is that considering all the changes and reshoots, Matt Smith's original role may no longer be what the original leaks indicated. I think Matt Smith may simply be in a scene where one of the Knights of Ren get their helmets knocked off and they're revealed to be a young Palpatine clone or some shit.

8: The new SW hotel in Florida is still under construction. I wonder if they're regretting putting it in Florida considering the California one has barely more traffic?
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9: Crappy Death Star Destroyers confirmed and one is used in the movie to blow up a planet.
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Would be amusing if its not-Tatooine 2.0.
 
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Dr W said:
Based on Meyer's extremely shallow definition of what a "vampire" is and can do, I sincerely doubt she has had any experience with real vampire media, and was informed mostly by the sort of cultural collective surrounding Dracula.
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Eh, vampires burning up in sunlight was invented for the Nosferatu movie, so I don't think that is an essential part of vampire media.
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
3: To make you give a fuck about Rose, Marvel is releasing a new comic showing Rey and Rose working together to prove that they're totally friends now. They're really trying to lay on this forced friendship shit by only showing it outside the movie rather than the movie itself.
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Did Rose lose one hundred pounds after TLJ and then put it all back on for the movie? I know Disney wouldn't dare body shame Kelly Marie Tran.
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
3: To make you give a fuck about Rose, Marvel is releasing a new comic showing Rey and Rose working together to prove that they're totally friends now. They're really trying to lay on this forced friendship shit by only showing it outside the movie rather than the movie itself.
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I like how they made Rose look cuter but Rey still has a perpetually open-mouthed resting bitch face.
 
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The handsome tard said:
It was to buy time for them to escape, the FO would then waste vital time getting another one or finding another way in.
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escape where? there was no other exit and they had no ship. they only ran after luke showed up thinking he made a hole and they can use his ship
now imagine luke used the drowned x-wing, how many do you think fit in there?
 
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