Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Pissmaster]

Overpriced boxes stuffed with garbage, you say?

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Boogie wasn't even one of the kinds of people like Ashens who made fun of the junk they send out

Like apparently you could do that and they'd keep sponsoring you, but his videos were just boring because he'd just straight shill them and they'd send him the super-special expensive fancy crates for influencers. They probably even sent him two of each, one for him and one for his hooker

 

[Fish Doctor]

so I'm gonna guess it'll be dead before Spring.

If I didn't know any better I'd say the same thing about Boogie.

 

[Haramburger]

As someone who identifies with the the most oppressed group of people on the planet, gamers, I would put a gun to the head of Billy Mitchell IRL just as readily as I would any random 14 yr old kid with a VAC ban on Steam.

The only smart play to meeting Bobbie Mitchell would have been to say "He may be a fucking cheater, but at least his hot sauce is decent!(protip: it reportedly isn't). An irreparable blow to one's nerd cred, acknowledging this subhuman as anything but combustible fuel.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

As someone who identifies with the the most oppressed group of people on the planet, gamers, I would put a gun to the head of Billy Mitchell IRL just as readily as I would any random 14 yr old kid with a VAC ban on Steam.

The only smart play to meeting Bobbie Mitchell would have been to say "He may be a fucking cheater, but at least his hot sauce is decent!(protip: it reportedly isn't). An irreparable blow to one's nerd cred, acknowledging this subhuman as anything but combustible fuel.

If I met Bobby Mitchell I'd ask him to autograph a photo for me. Specifically this one.

 

[thejackal]

Couple interesting screen shots from his latest Francis video. His kitchen is a fucking mess but the stuff on the counter making the mess is more interesting:

Spoiler: Empty Vokda Handles and Soda Cans

Spoiler: Dog Treats, Jesus, Many Dog Treats

Does he just let everything pile up until the maid comes once a week and puts it all away for him? Also, for a guy that "doesn't drink" why does he have a mostly empty handle of vodka and another mostly empty 5th of something sitting on the counter next to a bunch of soda? I don't know many people that "don't drink" that keep handles of liquor around.

 

[Haramburger]

I don't know many people that "don't drink" that keep handles of liquor around.

I'll speak to that, I have a shitton of liquor but never drink alone, and almost exclusively drink it with/for company. It's more common than you'd think.

 

[thejackal]

I'll speak to that, I have a shitton of liquor but never drink alone, and almost exclusively drink it with/for company. It's more common than you'd think.

Perhaps but he's 45 and has a mostly finished handle and a mostly finished 5th just hanging out on his counter. I know many people that are social drinkers that keep a liquor cabinet for social occasions but at least manage to put it away when the party is over.

If nothing else it's a sign of his extreme laziness. He can't even be bothered to get his counter cleared.

 

[Haramburger]

Perhaps but he's 45 and has a mostly finished handle and a mostly finished 5th just hanging out on his counter. I know many people that are social drinkers that keep a liquor cabinet for social occasions but at least manage to put it away when the party is over.

If nothing else it's a sign of his extreme laziness. He can't even be bothered to get his counter cleared.

I don't bother locking mine up, mainly because I only buy a third of it in the first place(guests usually buy & leave it at my place). It's reasonable to assume it's the roommate's or left out from a hooker visiting; as much as Boogie's been backpedalling online he abuses whipped cream, not alcohol. I'll admit the liquor left out is lazy, since I do it too. Really, I don't get the stigma about having it out and visible, especially when it's marketed so heavily in our culture anyways.

 

[thejackal]

I don't bother locking mine up, mainly because I only buy a third of it in the first place(guests usually buy & leave it at my place). It's reasonable to assume it's the roommate's or left out from a hooker visiting; as much as Boogie's been backpedalling online he abuses whipped cream, not alcohol. I'll admit the liquor left out is lazy, since I do it too. Really, I don't get the stigma about having it out and visible, especially when it's marketed so heavily in our culture anyways.

If he's not the one drinking the handle down to the bottom someone is. I think he buys all his friends so he should film these gatherings he's apparently hosting.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Nothing screams 'immaturity issues' like leaving alcohol laying around either. Keeping your spirits in a cupboard like a functional human being not a child who is proud to show off that he's old enough to get wasted should be a top priority, even before the rest of the junk.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Don't let your initial instincts fool into you thinking Boogie is an alcoholic. Those bottles are surely filled with chloroform.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

If he IS the one drinking that booze it'd certainly (partially) explain his lack of impulse control and the redness in his face.

 

[Barbarella]

I don’t drink, but I have a couple of fifths for guests, one vodka, one gin, and both have been in my cabinet for years. (It doesn’t go bad, does it?) No handles, that is for big parties or heavy drinkers. So its not unusual for non-drinkers to have booze around.

Lots of people who have bariatric surgery but don’t get the mental help that goes with it end up substituting alcohol or drugs instead of food as their addiction. Boogie still eats like an addict though, and has never come close to being out of the morbidly obese range, so I’m guessing it was for friends and they are just slobs.

Fucker could go on Hoarders if he ever needs a few extra bucks. That kitchen is disgusting-even a hooker will think so. There is no room to cook anything. His housekeeper must spend so much time filling garbage cans and putting stuff away she never gets to cleaning counters and floors.

What babies to live like that. Oh, nice shirt boogie

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I don’t drink, but I have a couple of fifths for guests, one vodka, one gin, and both have been in my cabinet for years. (It doesn’t go bad, does it?)

Cask spirits like whisky or rum kinda lose flavour when opened if the fill level is quite low (also if subject to excessive temperature fluctuations, or natural light), but don't go off. Vodka and gin are safe too.

 

[Heather Mason]

For anybody considering weight loss surgery please contact me because I have an amazing treatment plan that will shed HUNDREDS of pounds off your repulsive golemesque figure. I'll even charge half of whatever you'd be paying for your surgery. I totally won't chain you to my radiator and force feed you water and vitamin pills like the fat hog you are

 

[Jeb-sama]

Couple interesting screen shots from his latest Francis video. His kitchen is a fucking mess but the stuff on the counter making the mess is more interesting:

Spoiler: Empty Vokda Handles and Soda Cans

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Spoiler: Dog Treats, Jesus, Many Dog Treats

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Does he just let everything pile up until the maid comes once a week and puts it all away for him? Also, for a guy that "doesn't drink" why does he have a mostly empty handle of vodka and another mostly empty 5th of something sitting on the counter next to a bunch of soda? I don't know many people that "don't drink" that keep handles of liquor around.

I'm not familiar with american dog food brands. Is there any actual dog food in that photo, or does he feed his pet nothing but treats?

Or perhaps the dog treats are also a favourite of boogies?

 

[Twinkie]

Looks like it's all treats. Some people are weird. Amberlynn Reid used to live in a house with a beagle and three cats. They had an entire spare bathroom next to the kitchen full of dog and cat treats. Fucking ridiculous. And yes all the pets were morbidly obese.

 

[PatTraverse]

I'm not familiar with american dog food brands. Is there any actual dog food in that photo, or does he feed his pet nothing but treats?

Or perhaps the dog treats are also a favourite of boogies?

I would not be surprised if the treats were mostly for him and whatever was leftover were for the dog and Chad to fight over.

 

[Five Star Man]

I'm bored of this gastropod's twitter gaffs, eternal excuses and pity parties. Someone send me a DM when he dies.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

I'm bored of this gastropod's twitter gaffs, eternal excuses and pity parties. Someone send me a DM when he dies.

Just monitor the Richter Scale for when he hits the floor