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Awful Meerkat said:
Well, according to Subaru Man, Kat is very jealous and insecure and doesn't go out often. So we might have a very different situation this time.


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But I still think DSP is the one to reject her when it comes to sex. He seems like a person with very bizarre sexual life, and it repulses me to imagine or think about any of that, so I'll leave it at that.
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To back up that comment from her ex that fits her acting irritated with the trolls on the streams she's been on. Honestly it sounds like Phil and her are a perfect fit: He's looking for a beard and a trophy that he can occasionally mention but who also never gets too public like Panda did, but has nothing to offer other than a bank account and a miserable shut in lifestyle. She's looking for a bank account and a miserable shut in lifestyle, but can be little more than an extremely shitty trophy because she hates going out. Match made in hell, another reminder that 90% of marriages are a sham.
 
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MoonRocker said:
Was brought up in the REEemergency thread: did they even fuck on their wedding night?

Phil was up til the wee hours of the night dunking on da trollzzz and gave no indication that there was any intimate fornication during one of the supposedly happiest and most important nights of his life.

Given how pissy and angry this guy is, I stand by what I said before: he’s 100% stuck in a sexless marriage.
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DSP was tweeting about detractors on his wedding night.
 
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BallBuster said:
Without stream chat to hold his hand, you think he’s actually capable of sexytime?
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People in chat are saying to "put your thumb on the clit and rub it semi-gently in a circular motion" ...... Kay...... Yeah dood it's NOT WORKING TSSSSSS she's just moving awkwardly and stuff.... WOW.... Oh, babymangaming1984 just cheered and said "You have to do it for more than 10 seconds" aumm... I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. I have to get up, brush my hair, brush my teeth, go to the bathroom, set up for the 1st stream then stream for a few hours before taking a break and eating dinner, then going to the bathroom and paying bills all the way up until the second stream. You think I have time to play with this clit for more than 10 seconds? MAYBE the biological devs shouldn't have been fucking idiots and made the errogenous zone react faster... I don't have time to constantly study, like, sex stuff... You know what I'm saying? Oh and by the way, Kat AGREES with me., right honey?

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Nurse Ratchet said:
Dude no one in that stream chat has ever seen a vagina in real life.
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Jeff makes like 170k a year right? And didn’t he have a wife? Have to imagine that even if his wife didn’t put out he has at least bought some strange before. Obviously superblindcuck has never seen one. But you’re probably right. I don’t think hookers would ever touch CHUDs like Sidella and Kekon.
 
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Very Honest Content said:
Jeffery Anderson of Utah has, maybe not anymore now?

ETA: Ninja'd by ballbuster. :stupid:
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BallBuster said:
Jeff makes like 170k a year right? And didn’t he have a wife? Have to imagine that even if his wife didn’t put out he has at least bought some strange before. Obviously superblindcuck has never seen one. But you’re probably right. I don’t think hookers would ever touch CHUDs like Sidella and Kekon.
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If you unironically watch Darksydephil, &/or give him money for any reason at all, then you will absolutely never fucking convince me that you have ever had sexual relations with another person before, in all of your life.

Sorry, I don't make the rules.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
To be entirely fair for all we know Kat simply requested he not watch wrasslin in bed for three hours a night three times a week.

"Phil dear, I don't really enjoy wrestling and need some sleep, could you watch that downstairs or maybe with the volume down? Also could you maybe skip Smackdown since we watched RAW and let me pick something to watch tonight?"

"OKAY I GUESS I'LL NEVER EVER WATCH WRASSLE AGAIN. NO MORE FOR PHIL I NEVER GET TO DO WHAT I WANT."
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We all know they don't share a bed, hence why Jasper only ever wakes up Phil and not Khet
 
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A shout-out from DSP to Kiwi Farms:

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THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS said:
He finds doing groceries once a week exhausting and only cleans his cat's litter box once a week

That should answer your question
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Just_living said:
At this point no. In some ways he has regressed from when he lived in Connecticut, partly because he leans on other people.
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Welp, sadly, feedback loops sort of designate that in order to become motivated, you have to motivate yourself lol. "Do it and don't talk about it." -everyone's Grandpa everywhere.
 
No they do it because the greatest way to expose a grifter for what he is is to pull away the curtain and reveal who's that stupid or brainwashed to drop their wheelchair checks on some pasty fat balding piece of Pollock shit to the tune of six figures a year. I could ask anyone I know that I work with how grateful they would be if they had a line of work that required them to never have to leave their house and was less than eight hours a day they'd be doing motherloving backflips everytime someone gave them a twenty dollar tip and this fucking scumbag plays the victim how?
 
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Apparently Phil would make the perfect influencer since he is always honest and no big company demands that he is only going to say good things about their game, while everyone else on Twitch are paid shills!
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Dragoonism said:
Apparently Phil would make the perfect influencer since he is always honest and no big company demands that he is only going to say good things about their game, while everyone else on Twitch are paid shills!
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When your friends don't invite you to their party, it's best to pretend you never wanted to go in the first place anyway. When companies don't pay you for promotion due to you being a shit streamer, better to pretend you never wanted to be a shill anyway (even though you already did a few times, and would lick companies' sweaty mannuts the second they would offer you money for a good review)
 
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