DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[James Smith]

Here's the monthly roundup for September 2019. A few notes, as always: 1) cheers and subs are pulled straight from Twitch chat, so they're 100% accurate; only issues would arise from my internet going out and missing some of chat, 2) tips are more incomplete than usual this month; I just don't really feel like digging through and getting all the $1 and $2 tips identified. I will include the tips total, and the incomplete breakdown of tips that I have.

What was the separate cheer and sub amounts for my records?

 

[tzgnilki]

dave will be going out for breakfast tomorrow on his day off

I really need this money btw

 

[Very Honest Content]

I lost interest, don't really care anymore.
It's not worth the time because people on KF don't want to see Phil fail, and go out of their way to protect him.
I could drop dox to Mora, and some other supporters but it's stupid as fuck.

Alison "Ali" Rapp, who now has an inactive locked thread, but at one time was hot shit on kiwifarms, used to have her paypigs get doxed on the regular, just for tweeting thirst tweets at her a lot of times. It was called the "Wall of Shame," and it always used to abide. I miss that shit to be honest and true. You also are getting to DSP as he's literally taking stream time to address your actions directly, and that's , Jerry, ! But it's kind of an impossible Sisyphean task too, I can see your point, so semper fi to you even if this is your last hurrah of getting under the skin of Phil this way.

 

[actually]

What was the separate cheer and sub amounts for my records?

Cheers = $1,842.20
Subs = $1,590.00

Note that the subs includes the difference between the number of subs that showed up in chat and the subcount at the end of the month, assuming that each "missing" sub was Tier 1.

 

[Noob-Noob]

@Nigel of Ukip we need you! YOU'RE THE HERO KIWI FARMS DESERVES.

 

[Surly Muppet]

The end to this stream has been nonsense.

Phil finished the COD campaign with 20 minutes left, and stalled to near his regular end time. He then begged, saying that the sooner he can hit this goal, the sooner he can 'arrange for payments'. So if he meets the goal early, he can start to divvy up the cash pile, but he can't make any payments until the goal is met? What? Then he went to shut the stream down early, and said "that's fine though" like he wasn't just begging for money.

Then the real curiosity. He says he can stay and chat for a few minutes, but there is no time to fire up another game or MP.... because Kat is home. "In a rare occurrence."

Phil. PHIL. You explicitly said she has been off, which is why we haven't seen Jasper. You said she has 2 weeks of vacation. This is not a 'rare occurrence'. SHE HASN'T WORKED IN 2 WEEKS. Unless she has a tendency to not be home when she is off? But then where is Jasper? How can you fuck up something as simple as this with weird lies? Was she off or not?

His parents are also ordering him a turkey roast from QVC for Thanksgiving. Just... helpless.

EDIT:
Cheerer: "Why are you saying tomorrow is Kat's only day off? She was just off for 2 weeks."
Phil: "Listen to this idiot... Because that was in the PAST? This is in the PRESENT? What an idiot."
...THE FUCK?

 

[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

I really need to get $600, guys, I'm really depressed *takes day off*

And why is his mother getting him a Thanksgiving turkey again? She could've instead helped Phil with the tips goal

 

[actually]

Phil. PHIL. You explicitly said she has been off, which is why we haven't seen Jasper. You said she has 2 weeks of vacation. This is not a rare occurrence. SHE HASN'T WORKED IN 2 WEEKS. Unless she has a tendency to not be home when she is off? But then where is Jasper? How can you fuck up something as simple as this with weird lies.

Lucky for you, he just debunked that nonsense. You see, that was IN THE PAST DOOD. THIS IS NOW THE PRESENT. Stupid.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Lucky for you, he just debunked that nonsense. You see, that was IN THE PAST DOOD. THIS IS NOW THE PRESENT. Stupid.

Confirmed that 4 days ago is officially "the past" and things that occurred that far back are not to be mentioned, are not relevant, and are not pertinent.
I guess that's the kind of scope and sage perspective of time that is only granted with an 11 year legacy. Fucking unhinged.

EDIT: His trip to CT was a "huge sacrifice". You know. The one with HIS WEDDING. He has not been able to catch up since.
How much money was raised before that trip? How much money did his mom give him while he was there? $5k?
How can something that is "in the past" possibly be hurting him this much? That was MONTHS ago, Phil. A lifetime.

A tip comes in.
"Where were all these contributions when I was playing the game."
Yikes.

 

[TheTractor]

Phrenelith is such an epic cocksucker.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phrenelith is such an epic cocksucker.

@Nigel of Ukip you thought you hung up the mantle.
But they just fired up the Wheelchair Signal.
Justice calls.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Cheerer: "Why are you saying tomorrow is Kat's only day off? She was just off for 2 weeks."
Phil: "Listen to this idiot... Because that was in the PAST? This is in the PRESENT? What an idiot."
...THE FUCK?

I didn't cheer for that, that was just a well-timed @ mention.

 

[actually]

In case anyone wonders why Phil does his sob story nonsense over and over...he got $13 in tips during the stream tonight while playing the game. In roughly 20 minutes of sitting on his ass and talking about how he's the biggest victim that has ever existed, he got $40. He is truly king of the tards.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Did anyone ask him what about his regular bills he has to pay every single week since all the money is going to this mystery payment? I mean I know it's all bullshit but I was wondering.

 

[Perpetual Outrage]

His parents are also ordering him a turkey roast from QVC for Thanksgiving. Just... helpless.

There are Greek tragedies with less self destruction than Phil's life.

First, we find out Phil is too pathetic to make his own turkey.
Second, we find out Phil is too pathetic for even his wife to make them a turkey.
Third, we find out Phil's parents know he's too pathetic to have a turkey so have to buy them one.
Fourth, we find out Phil is pathetic enough to actually accept it instead of finding a way to politely turn it down and have a smidgen of pride.

Are we positive his parents aren't actually detractors? They've given us so fucking much. Wolverine, the wedding, turkeys.

 

[FallGout]

Did anyone ask him what about his regular bills he has to pay every single week since all the money is going to this mystery payment? I mean I know it's all bullshit but I was wondering.

Anyone who asks him that is called a moron, told that those were his LAST bills and now these are the next ones. Then the lean in happens, either ban or timeout (reserved for previous paypigs)

 

[Surly Muppet]

Did anyone ask him what about his regular bills he has to pay every single week since all the money is going to this mystery payment? I mean I know it's all bullshit but I was wondering.

You'll hear about those on Halloween for the post-fundraiser fundraiser.

I didn't cheer for that, that was just a well-timed @ mention.

Nicely done, that was some serious free gold dust.

 

[Forbidden Math]

His parents are also ordering him a turkey roast from QVC for Thanksgiving. Just... helpless.

My current working theory is that Phil says his parents bought him something when he wants to humble-brag about something he's buying himself and Kat, but he knows he needs to keep up the poverty facade. So, x to doubt on his parents buying it. Remember: How can you tell of DSP is lying; His lips are moving.

 

[JamFlowMan]

My current working theory is that Phil says his parents bought him something when he wants to humble-brag about something he's buying himself and Kat, but he knows he needs to keep up the poverty facade. So, x to doubt on his parents buying it. Remember: How can you tell of DSP is lying; His lips are moving.

Did anyone know Qvc sold food much less an entire Thanksgiving feast? It's the only reason I sort of, maybe, kind of believe it could be possible. Unless it's common knowledge I just never happened upon who would know that but an elderly housewife spending her days inside, partially out of fear for immediately being shot at the second you leave your home and step onto the mean streets of Connecticut?

 

[Perpetual Outrage]

My current working theory is that Phil says his parents bought him something when he wants to humble-brag about something he's buying himself and Kat, but he knows he needs to keep up the poverty facade. So, x to doubt on his parents buying it. Remember: How can you tell of DSP is lying; His lips are moving.

That would have to be the single weirdest thing to brag about I'd have ever heard of. I wouldn't even eat a QVC turkey if they were the ones paying me. There's a reason Butterball runs an 800 number hotline for the holidays. Turkeys are really fucking susceptible to giving people food poisoning and I'm not sure I trust the gourmet experts of Quality Value Convenience to be on the up and up of food safety.