Dramacow Coraline Ada Ehmke / Corey Dale Ehmke - tl;dr Rules for thee but not for me

Wait, this pedo has a daughter? And he has her monitor his vital signs while he overdoses on drugs? What the fuck, how old is she? Where are the authorities?!

Also, a tidbit: I checked out issues and pull requests in the ethiscalsource repo to see if there's any drama in there. There isn't right now, but the only open PR at the moment is a draft Czech translation. I happen to be fluent in the language, so I looked at the PR's contents, and oh boy. I don't know who the beer chugging soy elemental who submitted the PR is, or his relationship with the language (Steve Huff isn't exactly a Czech name), but he's actually significantly worse than Google Translate. The translation isn't a "first draft" in any way unless he means "I wrote this after a week long glue huffing binge and I'll rewrite it after I crash". It's literal gibberish. I've seen fucking gypsies write better than that. I understand that it's a difficult language to learn, but I guess that didn't stop this absolute hack to try and desperately get his name into a project he thought was going to make it big (haha!).

And really, what kind of serious attempt to make a license, a legally binding agreement, accepts translations from random autists on github? You want lawyers for that. But of course, getting some would require effort, and that's anathema to a troon.
 
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Wait, this pedo has a daughter? And he has her monitor his vital signs while he overdoses on drugs? What the fuck, how old is she? Where are the authorities?!

Also, a tidbit: I checked out issues and pull requests in the ethiscalsource repo to see if there's any drama in there. There isn't right now, but the only open PR at the moment is a draft Czech translation. I happen to be fluent in the language, so I looked at the PR's contents, and oh boy. I don't know who the beer chugging soy elemental who submitted the PR is, or his relationship with the language (Steve Huff isn't exactly a Czech name), but he's actually significantly worse than Google Translate. The translation isn't a "first draft" in any way unless he means "I wrote this after a week long glue huffing binge and I'll rewrite it after I crash". It's literal gibberish. I've seen fucking gypsies write better than that. I understand that it's a difficult language to learn, but I guess that didn't stop this absolute hack to try and desperately get his name into a project he thought was going to make it big (haha!).

And really, what kind of serious attempt to make a license, a legally binding agreement, accepts translations from random autists on github? You want lawyers for that. But of course, getting some would require effort, and that's anathema to a troon.

Lawyers are the bad guys because they will likely try to explain the actual implications of his nonsense; that would be transphobic and triggering, so Corey stays in his hugbox of irrelevance while dressing up like a teenage girl and repeatedly failing to commit suicide.
 
Lawyers are the bad guys because they will likely try to explain the actual implications of his nonsense; that would be transphobic and triggering, so Corey stays in his hugbox of irrelevance while dressing up like a teenage girl and repeatedly failing to commit suicide.

If they ever have to try to enforce this bullshit it will be lawyers and judges going over it, and if their troon shit doesn't pass muster, they may just as well have put their shit in the public domain.
 
If they ever have to try to enforce this bullshit it will be lawyers and judges going over it, and if their troon shit doesn't pass muster, they may just as well have put their shit in the public domain.

Are you suggesting that this industry-leading bastion of mental health may be making a mistake in their crusade to destroy open-source? Transphobe.
 
If they ever have to try to enforce this bullshit it will be lawyers and judges going over it

Well even if it was remotely enforceable it might not even affect ICE at all if they used any code under the hippocratic license.

Article 14 of the UNs declaration of human rights states that a persons right to asylum "may not be invoked in the case of prosecutions genuinely arising from non-political crimes or from acts contrary to the purposes and principles of the United Nations". Cutting through a fence and crossing a country border would be considered a non-political crime, so people may have the right revoked and can be arrested.

I know people have vaguely mentioned the separation of kids and their parents etc. but since the declaration doesn't exactly go into too much depth with how it should apply to so many different variables, it would depend on how the court/judge/lawyers interpreted it.

The group/org/govt could also say that any issues that did occur weren't based off of a higher-up/group decision but based off of an individual who wasn't in any position to make any decisions and the license still might not negatively affect them as a whole but only the individual.
 
You forgot to post this entertaining bit. Corey almost joined the 41% thanks to weed and a single kpin :lit:
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Not even - he presumably freaked out his daughter and got asspats out of his followers for what likely turned out to be a panic attack. A panic attack that came after smoking too much dope.

What an exceptional individual.

(Funnily enough, I've gotten to the point where I just type out the actual phrase 'exceptional individual'.)
 
Well even if it was remotely enforceable it might not even affect ICE at all if they used any code under the hippocratic license.

Article 14 of the UNs declaration of human rights states that a persons right to asylum "may not be invoked in the case of prosecutions genuinely arising from non-political crimes or from acts contrary to the purposes and principles of the United Nations". Cutting through a fence and crossing a country border would be considered a non-political crime, so people may have the right revoked and can be arrested.

An asylum claim more or less assumes you're otherwise deportable, though, and is a defense only against deportation, not against prosecution for anything else. If you weren't deportable, you'd be seeking any other kind of legal relief, all of which is more likely to succeed than an asylum claim.

Also, the government is essentially immune from injunction ordering them to stop infringing copyright. The sole recourse if it's the government using your code against your will is a claim in the U.S. Court of Federal Claims, and that solely awards money. So you might be entitled to financial compensation but as for any licensing terms, they can wipe their ass with those with relative impunity.
 
the government is essentially immune from injunction ordering them to stop infringing copyright. The sole recourse if it's the government using your code against your will is a claim in the U.S. Court of Federal Claims, and that solely awards money.
So if I wanna make some mad cash I just have to hope the US govt steals my stuff and then make a claim. Neat.
 
So if I wanna make some mad cash I just have to hope the US govt steals my stuff and then make a claim. Neat.

Try writing a program called "hello_ice" and see if they fall for it, that appears to be corey's strategy since his ability to produce anything much more complex is lacking
 
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Without powerleveling, I could make this claim too, or something very similar. Literally any corporate drone at any large tech company can claim their code is on a billion computers or whatever. It could not be a more meaningless claim
 
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I never cease to be amazed how myopic all these fucking yank slacktivists are. They're so intensely focused on problems that occur only in America, and only those problems that are de rigueur. As a British software engineer, my chief concern is supposed to be #NoTechForICE? Go fuck yourself. Even in America you have branches of the government that are focused on actually killing people, not just deporting them. Perhaps even these idiots know that #NoTechForDARPA would lead them to be laughed off the ARPAnet.

(Also, wasn't Shanley cancelled years ago for being Nazi adjacent? Why the hell is she back?)
 
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(Also, wasn't Shanley cancelled years ago for being Nazi adjacent? Why the hell is she back?)
You don't need to change your awful personality, just agree with a slightly different group of tards and you'll be fine and quickly accepted.

She's been back for awhile, I remember vaguely a year or so back when people wanted Linus to accept commits to Linux based off a persons gender or something along those lines, she jumped in to contribute.
 
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(Also, wasn't Shanley cancelled years ago for being Nazi adjacent? Why the hell is she back?)
You don't need to change your awful personality, just agree with a slightly different group of tards and you'll be fine and quickly accepted.
Yeah, she wasn't loudly canceled, she was just quietly unpersoned. Too many SJWs in tech, especially women/troons, love someone who is perpetually furious at the white men they hate, so even though she had moronic positions (calling someone 'daddy' is kink-shaming) and terrible affiliations, having dated a prominent neo-nazi (weev? Is he the one? I can never remember), they find that uncontrollable rage 'refreshing'.

So even though her work could basically be considered like The Shining's 'All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy' replaced with 'FUCK ALL MEN AND EVERYONE I HATE REEEEEEEE', as has been shown time and again in socjus circles, that's enough to build a career on. Or at least a few speaking engagements and a bio line about being an 'activist' while having a Patreon and/or a ko.fi.

Doesn't matter how shit a person you've been and continue to be, you say the right things and you'll always have supporters. You'd think dating a neo-nazi, and possibly having been one without ever really repudiating that past would be enough to shut her out. Yet as we've seen, you can spend a decade harassing female writers of colour, or admitted to grooming your prepubescent niece, and still have supporters because it's more important to 'own the gamers/neckbeards/alt-right/etc.' Hell, there's people trying to own the gamers over Blizzard and China, because it's more important to them and their followers to keep the flame burning for fucking Gamergate than it is to be concerned about human rights violations.
 

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I wonder who these alt-right individuals coraline is talking about are? Coraline definitely wouldn't be trying to manipulate their followers into thinking that people that don't agree with them are some big evil hive-mind?

But clearly for such a group of people that make bland posts and are clearly not worth any time, its deserves an entire thread twitter. partially about their kid.

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No one is perfect, the only people that claim to be perfect are probably complete degenerates or they glow in the dark.
And if that strength is easily manipulating audience then anyone would hate that, just imagine having the power to copy paste an MIT license and a link to a UN document into your own thing that doesn't do what you intended it to do, and people praising you.

People like issues and they like the people who try to fix issues, but in reality you don't actually have to fix it or even affect it in anyway, just claim it does and everyone will think they are better off after that, just like a placebo.

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Imagine reading a book about ruby.
 
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I imagine young Khory in high school. He realizes he's a hideous goblin and does the smart thing - gravitates towards music. Between music and his profession, he'll be acceptable enough for someone to touch his cock.

Then midlife hits and those synapses that made such crucially important decisions for him as a young man are no longer present. And he becomes dangerhair 260 lb Frank Perdue dressed in a Lane Bryant mail order dress. And this chicken ain't hormone free.

That's enough to lose, like, 41% of your self respect.
 
Wow, we are just alt-right losers who should be reading ruby books instead of making fun of fun!

POODR, or Practical Object-Oriented Design in Ruby, is a book that discusses design best practices in ruby. It is relatively short and written in a way that is accessible even for non-developers to understand. It's a solid introduction to the concept of design principles for the countless "ruby developers" who have never stepped outside of a Rails codebase and therefore know nothing other than rails conventions.

Why would a highly tenured industry professional with more than two decades of experience be reading a basic book for the newest of beginners in a language famous for it's friendliness to student developers who know nothing about computers or software development? Maybe he trooned out because he's too stupid to have learned any of the advance shit and simply can't wrap his female-hormone addled oldman brain around actual computer science?

Maybe that's why he can't hold down a job with any real technical expectations. Or maybe it's because his personality is obviously too terrible to deal with any longer than is required.
 

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I wonder who these alt-right individuals coraline is talking about are? Coraline definitely wouldn't be trying to manipulate their followers into thinking that people that don't agree with them are some big evil hive-mind?

This troon is so narcissistic he thinks his idiotic bleating is worthy of more than lazy ridicule.
 
I've gotten quite into the ethical mood lately and was really quite disturbed as to all the human right abusers that this problematic individual funds.

As a github pro user they fund githubs ability to host on multiple Amazon servers which is also where their "ethics" sites are accessed from.
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Not only are they directly funding an unethical company that abuses their workers, they are funding a company that works with ICE, the very organization they claim to be against.

They've also admitted to owning an apple macbook, which are manufactured by exploited chinese workers who are pushed to suicide by the awful sweatshop quality working conditions in china.

I recommend they step down now before they willingly choose to purchase an unethical amazon prime membership.
 
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