حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Yog-Spergoth]

Since Connor won't share screencaps of this woman being an apparent creeper I wonder if the real reason why he doesn't want anything to do with her is because she's overweight and therefore "unattractive".

While simultaneously missing that he is also overweight...

 

[Meowthkip]

While simultaneously missing that he is also overweight...

What an asshole. Connor won't be satisfied until he gets the pretty little redhead he feels he deserves.

 

[lolwut]

What an asshole. Connor won't be satisfied until he gets the pretty little redhead he feels he deserves.

Then he breaks her psychologically and leaves her a shell of a girl.
Because he thinks she deserves it.
Because he could.
Because he's Connor Bible. Fatty Ding-Dongs.

 

[The I Scream Man]

What an asshole. Connor won't be satisfied until he gets the pretty little redhead he feels he deserves.

Oh of course he's powerfully entitled, the worlds been so cruel and unfair so why shouldn't he hold out for that perfect relationship?

I honestly will never understand that mindset...you never shoot a gun or drive a car or ride a bike perfectly the first time, but that hopefully won't stop you from at least trying things out. In light of that, waiting for that perfect girl to appear seems so very silly and rather naïve, to use the Cruelest of Words.

 

[Abby]

Then he breaks her psychologically and leaves her a shell of a girl.
Because he thinks she deserves it.
Because he could.
Because he's Connor Bible. Fatty Ding-Dongs.

Seriously.

This is your opportunity. If this chick is real, you've got your chance to finally get back at the female gender, which as a whole has wronged you so badly. Because all females are one homogenous being that all work together to fuck you over. So, you've finally got one of our weak links that has somehow been enticed by your pseudo intellectual, Shinji Ikari-wannabe, Bret Easton Ellis marysue persona, so why not break her psychologically with your superior yet cynical psychological intellect?

Because either this girl is completely fabricated. Or all of his super edgy posts are just an attempt to cultivate some image of himself in the minds of a bunch of forum posters. An image that is complete bullshit. Because Connor is really just a whiny child.

In a perfect world, this girl would be real. And Connor tried to do just what he said he wanted to in 'breaking her.' And she destroys him.

 

[CatParty]

@Connor i just noticed this event:
http://greensboro.eventful.com/events/molly-ringwald-/E0-001-074336150-8

molly will be appearing only a couple hours away. i thought you may be interested.

 

[Cosmos]

Since Connor won't share screencaps of this woman being an apparent creeper I wonder if the real reason why he doesn't want anything to do with her is because she's overweight and therefore "unattractive".

"SHE'S FAT, I'M THIN!"

 

[Sonic Hoo]

@Connor i just noticed this event:
http://greensboro.eventful.com/events/molly-ringwald-/E0-001-074336150-8

molly will be appearing only a couple hours away. i thought you may be interested.

It's not like he can drive, though.

 

[Silver]

@Connor i just noticed this event:
http://greensboro.eventful.com/events/molly-ringwald-/E0-001-074336150-8

molly will be appearing only a couple hours away. i thought you may be interested.

But that would involve him passing close by me

 

[CatParty]

@Connor pick up @Altissimo on the way to go see @Molly Ringwald

 

[Silver]

Honestly, I'd 100% love to see him try.

 

[Pine Tar]

I think Connor would suffer a bad case of "battery by musical instrument" if he tried picking up @Altissimo.

 

[Dalish]

I know I've said Connor looks like John Wayne Gacy before, but the real comparison to be made is to

Spoiler

John Hinckley Jr, the would be assassin of Ronald Reagan who was scarily obsessed with Jodie Foster (which led to his assassination attempt).

Eerie.

I'm not saying Connor Bible of Port Royal, SC is so crazily obsessed with Molly Ringwald he might do something insane...

But there we are.

 

[A Whole Block of Cheese]

I know I've said Connor looks like John Wayne Gacy before, but the real comparison to be made is to

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John Hinckley Jr, the would be assassin of Ronald Reagan who was scarily obsessed with Jodie Foster (which led to his assassination attempt).

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Eerie.

I'm not saying Connor Bible of Port Royal, SC is so crazily obsessed with Molly Ringwald he might do something insane...

But there we are.

Jeez they look like the same person. Except Hinckley isn't as fat.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

I'm not saying Connor Bible of Port Royal, SC is so crazily obsessed with Molly Ringwald he might do something insane...

But there we are.

Null owns a bulletproof vest, right?

 

[Randall Fragg]

http://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Connor_Bible
Hey, I started a page on Connor. Is that okay?

 

[Smutley]

http://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Connor_Bible
Hey, I started a page on Connor. Is that okay?

I hope you don't mind me pitching in to help once I get all my notes in order.

edit: shit like, I'm compiling lists of all the places he has had accounts, account names, bann status, and links to forum posts instead of just caps.

 

[Pikonic]

http://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Connor_Bible
Hey, I started a page on Connor. Is that okay?

I suggest peppering in some Wrong Planet posts.

I hope you don't mind me pitching in to help once I get all my notes in order.

There you go

 

[fuzzypickles]

http://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Connor_Bible
Hey, I started a page on Connor. Is that okay?

If you have the time, try skimming through all of his posts here for information about him. There's bound to be plenty of dirt on him from here alone.

 

[Randall Fragg]

If you have the time, try skimming through all of his posts here for information about him. There's bound to be plenty of dirt on him from here alone.

How should I organize it? Kind of new at Wiki Writing. Should I just do stuff like "Connor and Molly Ringwald", "Connor and Writing", and "Trivia" for now?