Somebody once told us the world is gonna roll us
Claimed we ain't the sharpest tools in the shed
He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb
In the shape of a "!tip" on his keyboard
Well, the cheers start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the pig while he hits the stream punning
Didn't make sense not to sub for fun
Your chats get smart but your ass stays dumb
So much to raise, so many bills to pay
So what's wrong with owning the pay pigs?
You'll never know if you don't stream
You'll never earn if you don't lean
Hey, now, you're a gout-star, get your stream on, go play
Hey, now, you're a twitch star, get the horse on, get laid
And all that twitters is gold
Only evo stars break the mold
It's a fool's place and they watch him get older
You're bundled up now wait 'til Jasper gets bolder
But the kiwi farmers beg to differ
Judging by the holes in your internet pictures
The ice he skates is getting pretty thin
The wife's getting warm so you might as well gin
His bank's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way Phil likes it and we'll never get bored
Hey, now, you're a gout-star, get your stream on, go play
Hey, now, you're a twitch star, get the horse on, get laid
And all that twitters is gold
Only evo stars break the mold
Go live at noon
Go live at noon
Go live at noon
Go live at noon
Hey, now, you're a gout-star, get your stream on, go play
Hey, now, you're a twitch star, get the horse on, get laid
And all that twitters is gold
Only evo stars break the mold
A detractor once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this space
I said yep, get that ass banned
I could use a soul maid myself
And we could all use a little rage
Well, the cheers start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the pig while he hits the stream punning
Didn't make sense not to sub for fun
Your chats get smart but your ass stays dumb
So much to raise, so many bills to pay
So what's wrong with owning the pay pigs?
You'll never know if you don't stream
You'll never earn if you don't lean
Hey, now, you're a gout-star, get your stream on, go play
Hey, now, you're a twitch star, get the horse on, get laid
And all that twitters is gold
Only evo stars break the mold
And all that twitters is gold
Only evo stars break the mold