Did he go to a job interview with a woman and send her flowers afterwards? It’s not a date, Russ, it’s making a professional connection. You know, one that doesn’t involve your penis? But I guess he’s involved his penis in every other one of his lawsuits so maybe he genuinely thinks his penis is his profession.
Makes sense if he’s going to just act like a dick all the time. Still. Flowers. After an interview. The skin crawls.
Bitches love flowers, mate. All the prozzies act like they LOVE the weeds he brings them, and they’d never do that just because he paid them money to pretend to like him!
But honestly it’s doing my head in that Russ prioritizes sex over EVERYTHING, even a better job, and decided to make a pass at the interviewer. Sure, it might make him look even worse as an applicant, but it MIGHT net him a one-night stand, and that’s worth going back to scrubbing toilets for a living!
e: also proves my point that Russ believes all women are beneath him, professionally. He no doubt figured she’d be impressed by his SUIT and his POLITE MANNERS and also he was a qualified applicant for the job, so clearly he’s very intelligent and desirable! He’s a law professional, honey, haven’t you always wanted to get with one of those?
Disregarding that
she was interviewing
him and outranks him by leaps and bounds. Russ thinks just applyingg for thr job makes him as qualified as her, if not more. He honestly expected her to be impressed that he had the potential to hold the job that
she already has...ignoring the fact that 1) he does not and will never have that potential, and 2) his confounding attitude that as soon as he is in the same vague professional field as a woman, that makes him better than her at it.
ee: also that fellow he called fat is not fat but does have great cheekbones. Apparently she works with him? Leave it to Russ to ignore her ACTUAL husband and instead find the Chaddest lad he could see interacting with her online and come to the conclusion that she wanted him. Because her being married to a bald, kinda short, nothing special guy totally wrecks Russ’ anger at her being a shallow whore who hates nice guys and only goes for Cheekbones McLongDick.
actually looking back,I might go for ol Brenty meself. He’s kinda cute, he was in the military, he’s a law professional AND he donates his time to cook for the needy? Fuck, I’m already wetter than anyone Russ has ever tried to woo.
