Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Incidents like this - claiming she has tonsillitis after claiming she had a tonsillectomy - are gold for the OP too. What's your favourite Chantal "moment", kiwis?

The (not) giving a burger to a homeless man incident sticks out in my mind, probabl because that's how I was introduced to Chintal.

 

[Twinkie]

My favorite was what happened after the homeless burger thing, when Amberlynn vagueposted about some youtubey bullshit drama on twitter, Chantal stupidly assumed Amberlynn was talking about her mcdonalds bum lie (edit for clarity: It's highly, HIGHLY unlikely AL was talking about her), then uploaded a chimpout video shitting all over Amberlynn and said "even IF i lied about the homeless guy, you lied about getting raped!" epic

thinking about it, wonder how much kiwi farms influenced that chantal blimpout because since there's so much follower crossover between cows people were speculating on the forums that amberlynn was tweeting about chantal. but it just didn't make sense that she was tweeting about her because amberlynn barely knows chantal is alive now, much less back then. AL was super upset about one her most favoritesststs youtubers telling a lie guys! I think it turned about to be someone lying about a giveaway or some dumb shit like that--yet another layer of irony since AL herself lied about a giveaway but I digress

 

[Strine]

My favorite was what happened after the homeless burger thing, when Amberlynn vagueposted about some youtubey bullshit drama on twitter, Chantal stupidly assumed Amberlynn was talking about her mcdonalds bum lie (edit for clarity: It's highly, HIGHLY unlikely AL was talking about her), then uploaded a chimpout video shitting all over Amberlynn and said "even IF i lied about the homeless guy, you lied about getting raped!" epic

thinking about it, wonder how much kiwi farms influenced that chantal blimpout because since there's so much follower crossover between cows people were speculating on the forums that amberlynn was tweeting about chantal. but it just didn't make sense that she was tweeting about her because amberlynn barely knows chantal is alive now, much less back then. AL was super upset about one her most favoritesststs youtubers telling a lie guys! I think it turned about to be someone lying about a giveaway or some dumb shit like that--yet another layer of irony since AL herself lied about a giveaway but I digress

The delusional fat bitch hierarchy was firmly defined that day. Amber got to play a victim, her favourite thing in the world, and Chantal chimped out for no reason and drew attention to her own lie about helping a homeless man. That was a glorious day, I even wrote a poem about it.

Two housebounds, both alike in big-nity,
In fatso YouTube, where we lay our scene,
From eating fudge break to new mutiny,
Where beetus'd blood makes beetus'd hands unclean.
From forth the braized pork loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd heifers war with strife;
Whose misadventured gluttonous overthrows
Do with their channels support their deathfat life.
The fearful absence of their stretch-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their online rage,
Which, but their fatness' end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with haydur's eyes attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

 

[JustSomeRando]

Let us not forget the Eugina Cooney "we're in the same boat " video. The lulz were heard far and wide

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Incidents like this - claiming she has tonsillitis after claiming she had a tonsillectomy - are gold for the OP too. What's your favourite Chantal "moment", kiwis?

Sorry gorls, but this years’ ghost medium diet was peak Chantal for me. Not only was the thing batcrap crazy by itself, but it also featured the classic Chantal laziness and know it allism where she had the audacity to lecture her viewers all about it while admitting in the very same video that she hadn’t yet bothered to read the book.

Buying the steering wheel tray was a close second with an honourable mention to her having to mount it on top of the steering wheel.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

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She writes as though they're keeping her overnight.

Man that is some REALLY FAT fingers you've got there Chantal.

 

[Occipital Fupa]

As much as the beezin’ t-shirt is cringe worthy, I’m glad someone else is making a few bucks on Chantal’s back.

She could have had her own merch featuring le beezoire and dingleberries, her own hair powder made of cockroaches poop collected from her kitchen or a food tray with a special add-on for all the sauces cups... but she is too stupid and lazy for it to ever happen.

 

[Igotdigusted]

As much as the beezin’ t-shirt is cringe worthy, I’m glad someone else is making a few bucks on Chantal’s back.

She could have had her own merch featuring le beezoire and dingleberries, her own hair powder made of cockroaches poop collected from her kitchen or a food tray with a special add-on for all the sauces cups... but she is too stupid and lazy for it to ever happen.

Cuntal is going to strike the bitch for copyrights if she sees it. Mark my words.

 

[literally low-key]

I mean, yes. They're not admitting her. Where else are they going to put her? She's obviously past triage why continue to waste a bay on her? There's nothing for her to do but sit there and finish her meds/fluids.

I don't think the facilities are different. The tape looks identical. She could be in two different locations within the facility because she had the IV put in then got called back to the little nurse room place to have the meds connected, then went back out to a second area to wait some more. In between this happening she had to take a different seat, or just felt like taking one or had to go to a different area altogehter.

I'm not gonna powerlevel (and no I'm not a munchie dammit) but I can picture exactly how this all went down and why there's a different floor between pics.

How do you explain the scratch being in only one of the pics?

 

[Occipital Fupa]

Cuntal is going to strike the bitch for copyrights if she sees it. Mark my words.

Only, until she trademarks the Beezoire / beezin’ thing, it’s just a random word. She can’t sue for shit.

Rate me MOTI but I wish someone with money to spare would register it under canadian law and sue her. That would be fun!

 

[Twinkie]

How do you explain the scratch being in only one of the pics?

Well the tube is kind of covering where it would be. Other than that, I can't explain it tbh.

But how could the tape and positioning of the IV be that identical in both pics if it were two separate occasions?

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

"Beezin" as a verb to describe weird behaviour, or "Beezoir" as a noun to describe a fun place where one can "Beeze" - Attribution - Non-commercial COPYRIGHTSubmitted 15:30CET Oct 30 2019

doubt it would hold up if someone wants to try to strike her if she uses those phrases in a video, but there ya go if you want to try.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Well the tube is kind of covering where it would be. Other than that, I can't explain it tbh.

But how could the tape and positioning of the IV be that identical in both pics if it were two separate occasions?

Not to mention the way the way the tape edge has that same shape with the little tag at the edge. Hard to replicate that.

 

[Skin Fold Odor]

One of my favorite moments was a calf at the farm she went to with Peetz trying to grab her utter. Even animals can spot a lolcow like Cuntal.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Not to mention the way the way the tape edge has that same shape with the little tag at the edge. Hard to replicate that.

I don't know fam. It looks like it could be that the tape is lifting a bit in the second pic and that floor and furniture is definitely different. I honestly couldn't care less except that the good people of Canada have to pay for this bullshit. Besides, the real star of the show is that enormous paw. Fucking hell, it doesn't even look human. Now it makes sense why she uses chopsticks like a feral tard.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I can't watch her do whatever that is with the chopsticks. She may as well use her fingers to shove the noodles in her mouth.

 

[A borscht-on]

A favourite Chantal moment? 30 seconds (if even that) of video in which she triumphantly held up the remainders of the slab of pie she had purchased the day before, and to show the haydurz that she did not chow down on it as they insinuated in her comments, she hissed, "Hey guys...so, here is the pie. There is still some left, and Bibi ate most of it. Okay? Thanks." This may have also been the same video in which she had the most deranged hair and makeup combo--some giant toddler's barrette clipped into her strands and brows more cartoonish than ever--but it was still a joy to behold.

The McD's mukbang from a month ago will, of course, always hold top place in my heart. Every last minute of it.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Sadly, she deleted/hid that video, so, it's no longer on her channel. But you can find discussion of the video here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chantal-sarault-foodie-beauty.36883/page-405

@Null should have an archived copy of the Terryberry video given that he played it in his stream on her.

 

[Cant_Stop_Won't_Stop]

My favorite moments are when she tries to claim she 'volunteers' at animal sanctuaries, especially during vegan phases. Then further tries to prove this by visiting a glorified Canadian petting zoo. All the while filming cows slimmer than her and screetching at them 'YOURE SO CUTTEEE LOOK AT YOUUUU!!!', and letting them bite at her fupa, while imagining it being her next beef n' chedder.
Also, any moment involving her fit and comparatively more attractive sister. Any video involving a family trip you can expect a fallout right after. The famous sheet cake incident? That 'extra piece for Bibi' that didn't even make it two seconds after the car door was closed. I'm sure she was making shifty eyes all the way to her car. Her sister and mother are a major trigger and I can't help but get excited when she plans a family get together. The family pizza party had to be my all-time favorite though. The way her sister looks at her in complete disgust (even though all their table manners are deplorable) is the best. And the best comes when her sister can't fit between Clotsos chair and the wall to get up from the table and you can see the visible hatred from the both of them.
I have so many favorites I can't choose! Every time she goes to the gym its just to walk on the treadmill for a few minutes and to sit on the equipment for posterity shots. The grape and lemon fast, the water fast, the time she jumped the gun and got all 'holier than thou' on Hamber. Her on and off obsession with The Green Door (does she really like it? Is it all for show?) Of course the dingleberry and Pringle can incident and shitting herself on the 3 way blind date are classics. Any storytime involving a 'lover'. The best sex of her life (1 min of dry humping on a couch while her supposed best friend was passed out in the bedroom next door) with her best friend/coworkers unknown BF who gave her a random mixtape. Her wanting kids, then not wanting kids, then wanting them, then not wanting them again... Her calling CPS vindictively on someone who 'exposed' her. The hilarious notion that any man that has the misfortune of glancing her way, 'wants to fuck her', and all women are just jealous haters if they're not kissing her ass and eating up all the shit she spews. The bachelorette party where no one wanted to hang out with her except the people who were physically forced to be there. Even the family dog hates her! Baxter is a mood.. I'm sure if those poor tortured cats could get through that damn screen thats the last you'd see of them.
Does anyone remember the chimpout she had all over Zachary Michael and made that video looking super 'vampy' in that maroon lipstick? I forget the context but that was a good one too. And anything with the famous pink blazer.. This is getting too long.. but Chinny is my favorite shit storm and I hope she never stops

 

[Occipital Fupa]

Fav Chantal moment is her EAITING pyramid chart from her January 2019 goals video.

For me that was .