Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

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Perspicacity said:
The most interesting thing is I saw the posts in Ethan's thread and I said to myself..... is that KoP? Then after I looked at the profile and thought... this is definitely a larp to make fun of his last meltdown. Plus there were other KoP type meltdowns so I thought maybe it was related, but it seems it was Bryan all along. Once I saw the DSP posts, it couldn't be anyone else unless there was an incredibly amount of dedication to the character.
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People have tried to do the fake out bryan before but they cant pull it off. Hes incredibly spergy and its almost impossible to copy convincingly
 
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Im bored so im gonna do a big long effort post ont the bryan dunn cycle for all the new friends who havent read the whole threadand are confused

>bryan ever seeking fame and fortune ingratiates himself into a community usually by targeting prominent members and name dropping famous people he claims to be friends with mostly mr metokur
>early on he'll act as a sort of attack dog fucking with and harassing members of a rival community
>after he has gained some trust amongst the top members he keys in on the leader figures and attempts to start in fighting with another prominent member usually taking the leaders side
>this typically starts a shitshow that bryan inserts himself smack dab in the middle of usually putting a spotlight on himself
>as the shitshow continues people start looking into bryan and are usually led to this website and most time this thread
>as bryan's spergery is revealed to the community he becomes more and more ostracized and the leaders who once trusted him oust him from the community
>at this point bryan slinks back to kiwi farms usually under a sock and attempts to PA the "friends" that have "betrayed" him
>after a time typically very quickly the sock is revealed to be bryan
>his own thread inevitably gets bumped after these reveals at which point bryan plays the victim claiming his problems all stem from his alogs and that he didnt do nuffin
>this always ends with bryan claiming hes swearing off kiwifarms and the internet forever
>a week later the cyxle begins anew
 
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An Avenging Bird said:
Bryan, you are very easy to spot no matter what ruse you try and muster.
I was monitoring and snickering at your posts for weeks before bumping this thread.
Just come back and post under your Bryan Dunn profile.
We won't a-log you. Well maybe alittle fam tbh
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Seconded. This thread could really use some freakouts and tall tales spicing it up.

Come on back @1234567890abc , you know you want to defend your record and I don't think anyone here properly understands how you were wronged by Ethan Ralph, tbh fam
 
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instythot said:
Seconded. This thread could really use some freakouts and tall tales spicing it up.

Come on back @1234567890abc , you know you want to defend your record and I don't think anyone here properly understands how you were wronged by Ethan Ralph, tbh fam
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Bryan is the twin of Secret Gamer Girl/Jake Alley, at least in my opinion. He thought Ethan would help him become a big name, and then lashed out against him when that never happened. Ever since then he's been trying to attach himself to various internet celebrities in the hopes of lapping up that sweet, sweet attention.
 
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Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
Bryan is the twin of Secret Gamer Girl/Jake Alley, at least in my opinion. He thought Ethan would help him become a big name, and then lashed out against him when that never happened. Ever since then he's been trying to attach himself to various internet celebrities in the hopes of lapping up that sweet, sweet attention.
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My favorite is showing up to an amusement park for one of Andy Warski's livestreams, then telling them they had to meet him outside because "his ex-girlfriend racked up a $300 bill to the park" trying to get Andy to pay to get him in. Then had an awkward "interview" outside the front gates, he then asked them to meet him at a strip club later that night. Was one of the strangest things I've ever seen.

 
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BSV said:
It's nice to hear something about the man who wears many similar hats again. I have to say I really miss the King of pol show, or even the exeptional detective. There is so many unsolved cases. Like who is this @Kcidkcussdom and many other mysteries. Please don't hide in the shadows.
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Are you the mahalaviking who got in a King of Pol themed superchat in the last Jim stream? It's a shame he didn't go for that idea
 
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BSV said:
That was almost a bit sad, we all know how dear Mr. Metokur is to Bryan. He just outright rejected the idea.
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If Bryan were to be more visible about not embarrassing himself like Ethan Ralph has been, he could prove to Jim Minotaur that he can be trusted again
 
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instythot said:
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Modern Day Da Vinci - Metokur Stream October 29 2019

Mister Metokur Researches the "Star of Africa"
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47:10. I don't know how to do the link directly to that part of the video thing
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