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I suppose that could work. Detailing Connor's obsession with Molly, as well as his magnum opus that he's too lazy to write, could provide some initial meat for the article.
حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker
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Slightly on topic, but not really, but did you guys know that today is Molly Ringwald's 47th birthday?
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tfw I actually heard about this on the radio while I was driving
the moar u know
tfw I actually heard about this on the radio while I was driving
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"Connor and Hygiene"
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What? One class twice a week, no job and no social life? If I was in this situation anything less than an A- might as well have been an F as far as my parents were concerned.
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I just love how he's so stressed by his singular class. I know college isn't really for everybody, but
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I still can't believe Connor used the weather as an excuse for not going out and doing volunteer work at his local library. That has to be o e of the flimsiest excuses in the entire history of flimsy excuses.
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Hold the fucking phone here...
Connor posted this yesterday:
Connor posted this 2 weeks ago
Connor posted this 1 month ago
Connor do you ever do ANYTHING you say you will? I mean outside of eating junk food, jerking your pud, and watching movies you don't understand?
I understand you've made a great life out of being a sloven lump and shirking all responsibilities, but with a five year very public online history all you're doing now is drawing attention to the fact you're not just a worthless waste of space but also a stupidly bad liar.
Connor posted this yesterday:
Connor posted this 2 weeks ago
Connor posted this 1 month ago
Connor do you ever do ANYTHING you say you will? I mean outside of eating junk food, jerking your pud, and watching movies you don't understand?
I understand you've made a great life out of being a sloven lump and shirking all responsibilities, but with a five year very public online history all you're doing now is drawing attention to the fact you're not just a worthless waste of space but also a stupidly bad liar.
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Yeah @Connor Bibble it's not enough for you to say you're going to do things, you actually have to do them.
Otherwise everybody'd be an astrophysicist genius billionaire playboy and everyone would be special and thus, people's individual accomplishments wouldn't matter anymore.Which I'm sure sounds like paradise to you, but it's actually hellish. Would you really wanna live in a world where everybody lied as much as you do? Honestly now, that'd be the worst.
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He deleted briefly, but I noticed yesterday that his FB was back again, this time with such a bizarre userpic that I wondered if one of you guys had started a fake account. Now there seems to be two accounts, one with some of Connor's old friends, one with no friends (lol).
ETA: The very strange userpic is gone now, though. It was a pitch-black devilish sort of face, either a mask or heavy makeup, that may or may not have had horns. I am unsure if Connor actually put up a picture of himself in blackface but at this point nothing surprises me.
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@Connor I featured you on my latest track. I think your bits come out well - out of everyone on there, you and Based Tyrone were my favourite voices. Please let me know if you ever want to collaborate on a track as a main vocalist. It can just be spoken word and I can rearrange it to fit the beat.
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@Connor did you know it is molly ringwalds birthday today? what did you do for it?
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Masturbated furiously to her belly button several times. Just like he does every day but today...well no he didn't do anything different.
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Made a a burnt offering of cheese and cultivated crotch fungus at an alter with a carved effigy of Molly.
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Maybe "Molly Ringwalds" "birthday" is really some kind of secret illuminati conspiracy?
Did you ever figure out if she was involved in a secret facebook conspiracy @Connor?
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Don't forget to add my message screencaps.
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@Connor, what exactly do you do all day? I mean, how do you pass the time? Despite insisting you're going to be a professional writer, you clearly aren't putting in even a marginal time investment.
The more I think about it, the more I realized that you can't even legitimately claim writing as a hobby. It would be like me saying one of my hobbies is building ships in a bottle, except it really isn't. I was given a ship in a bottle kit one Christmas as a gift, and while I completed the thing, I can't really claim it as a hobby so much as something I did once for a few hours. The sad part is I probably spent more time on it than you have actually writing anything over the last several years.
The more I think about it, the more I realized that you can't even legitimately claim writing as a hobby. It would be like me saying one of my hobbies is building ships in a bottle, except it really isn't. I was given a ship in a bottle kit one Christmas as a gift, and while I completed the thing, I can't really claim it as a hobby so much as something I did once for a few hours. The sad part is I probably spent more time on it than you have actually writing anything over the last several years.
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Connor is sort of like Dobson in that he wants all the perks of being an artist without putting forth any of the effort that goes into being creative.