Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[The handsome tard]

Don't tell me about farts. I just found out about the Lion Guard fart scenes.

I guess kids find farts funny, but man, I dunno about that. And it's weird that the same kind of humor is in Star Wars courtesy of Cuck Wendig.

I never found fart jokes funny, even the ones people think are funny. Now thanks to the internet and the sickos on it (this site is all about them, originally), I find fart jokes frighteningly disgusting, since some of them.....reaaaally love farts...really love farts.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

This is basically correct. Kasdan was hired to rework some of the dialogue in Empire (and later, Return of the Jedi) because Lucas was still self-aware enough at that point to realize that his own dialogue was stilted and unnatural. Kasdan's absence is probably the major reason why the prequel trilogy has such awful dialogue.

Jorge asked him to come back.

George however was kind of bitter during Empire and Jedi so Lawrence told him to do it the way he wanted [he'd be happier]

 

[Antipathy]

Thats what you get when you have a generation raised by TV and social media. They are so separated from reality they created their own where their own logic is the one that reigns. And adults are very hard to change back into normality, first you would need to convince them there is only two genders and that it doesnt matter what Dumbledore would have wanted in our fucking elections.



That girl has launched so many boys into puberty, holy shit. A design like hers would never fly in the PC/CG dominated industry of today.
I always imagined the guys creating these designs just winking at us and whispering "you are welcome...!"



I imagine its about contacts, the current state of the media and contractual conditions. Mark Hamill has barely gotten away with shit talking Rian and Jake Skywalker.



No, the perfect ending is Luke waking up, realizing this whole trilogy was a alien tiddy green tard cum induced nightmare, promise the force he will stop drinking and fly back to the jedi academy where his family, friends and students are wondering where is the grand master.



Thing is, I rarely find blank slates sexy. Planks of woods with big titties glued on doesnt reach me. What does reach me is well written beautiful females that only later get some fanservice almost as a symbol of connection betwen us and the characters.
So if Rey was sexy, that wouldnt have changed a thing.

Since I can't multiquote the same post I'll just number things
1: You really can't convince someone like this by challenging their assertions. You must find contradictory statements in their beliefs and play on them, causing their own inner conflict. One of my favorites is "would you agree that Islam is right about women?"
2: I wouldn't be surprised, but then again, such designs in that time also might've contributed to furries. See Krystal, some Pokemon, etc. Sexualized characters are fun, but they can lead to paraphilia. It's a consequence, but hey, that's not terrible in my opinion. Weird fetishes are fun to laugh at.
3: Mark's been fucked so hard, I can't help but feel bad for him. He's just an angry, bitter shell of himself, ironically echoing what happened to his character under Disney. It's like fucking poetry. It rhymes.
4: The perfect ending is Lando sitting back, stoned out of his ass and laughing, while Han thinks to himself that he's never doing deathsticks with Lando again
5: This is because you're an adult and want to find a life partner who's both attractive physically and mentally. This is a good thing. I also like my fanservice characters to have genuine personalities, as it really helps you form an attachment to them as a person and not just an object.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

The true horror of this shit is that once they leave the gay vacation schtick the comic gets an order of magnitude more cringy and unreadable. Like that porkins textwall in the second image....goddamn that shit is literally worse than My Immortal tier fanfics

Also I just realised that in a previously shown pic Biggs shits himself .

That is now part of the official star wars lore that Biggs Darklighter shit his britches at the beach while Porkins takes a selfie.

This is actually more painful than the fucking fart fetish book.....jesus fucking christ

Remember when HelloGreedo and others shat on Legends for having shit like Mount Sorrow, Luuke Skywalker, and Space Otters (AKA Selonians) and were glad it got the axe?

I wonder what they think now.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Remember when HelloGreedo and others shat on Legends for having shit like Mount Sorrow, Luuke Skywalker, and Space Otters (AKA Selonians) and were glad it got the axe?

I wonder what they think now.

this is breaking new ground

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

Itchy delivers again:

Jannah’s Energy Bow Was Purchased Online Rather Than Designed

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Ever Wonder Why John William’s TLJ Score Was So Lackluster?

Behold:

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Was Rian Johnson Working “Closely” With Benioff & Weiss Or “Separately?”

Back in April 2019, The Wrap reported: Rian Johnson and ‘Game of Thrones’ Showrunners Working ‘Very Closely’ on Future ‘Star Wars’ Films Rian Johnson and “Game of Thrones” showrunners David Benioff…

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Rian Johnson May Have Screwed His Former Agent

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Johnson's hip-deep in quicksand IMO.

 

[CheezzyMach]

sometimes the sum is greater than the parts, I could see lucas and kasdan trying to out-autismo each other that a lot of their bullshit canceled each other out (either in concept or execution).



can't remember in what connection I read it, but basically that's all the "artists" now. the rich kids that go art school don't want to learn portraits or basic human anatomy but want to "express" themselves and other bs, that's why you get all that crap by people (literally) menstruating on canvas. and since their parents are basically funding the school they get catered to. good luck finding a teacher with the knowledge of doing "proper" art and someone willing to learn it. wouldn't be surprised if a community college is better for serious artists than "art school" these days.

then add the ideological angle and you get "western animation".

How freaking sad is it that we've reached the point where hobbyists on Deviantart can draw circles around "professional" comic book artists working at Marvel?

Do you see things ever improving or is all our animation going to be farmed out to Asia in the next 10 years?

 

[ZMOT]

Thing is, I rarely find blank slates sexy. Planks of woods with big titties glued on doesnt reach me. What does reach me is well written beautiful females that only later get some fanservice almost as a symbol of connection betwen us and the characters.
So if Rey was sexy, that wouldnt have changed a thing.

you'd still need to find out it's a blank slate. that comes after the "oh, tits, lemme check dat out...".
and even in the worst case you still got tits to look at.

it's a gross generalization, but we're all animals.
rey in itself doesn't look interesting enough that you'd wanna get more info just by her design.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Itchy delivers again:

Jannah’s Energy Bow Was Purchased Online Rather Than Designed

Jannah is one of the new “badass” characters in Rise of Skywalker. From Inverse: Naomi Ackie’s Character “Jannah” Is a Total Badass in New Star Wars Photos And her en…

disneystarwarsisdumb.wordpress.com

Ever Wonder Why John William’s TLJ Score Was So Lackluster?

Behold:

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Was Rian Johnson Working “Closely” With Benioff & Weiss Or “Separately?”

Back in April 2019, The Wrap reported: Rian Johnson and ‘Game of Thrones’ Showrunners Working ‘Very Closely’ on Future ‘Star Wars’ Films Rian Johnson and “Game of Thrones” showrunners David Benioff…

disneystarwarsisdumb.wordpress.com

Rian Johnson May Have Screwed His Former Agent

Variety reports: Rian Johnson’s Former Agent Sues CAA Over ‘Star Wars’ Commissions Rian Johnson’s former agent filed suit against Creative Artists Agency on Monday, claiming the agency worked behin…

disneystarwarsisdumb.wordpress.com

Johnson's hip-deep in quicksand IMO.

I wonder if Papa Disney is trying to encourage Rian to resign

 

[Antipathy]

How freaking sad is it that we've reached the point where hobbyists on Deviantart can draw circles around "professional" comic book artists working at Marvel?

Do you see things ever improving or is all our animation going to be farmed out to Asia in the next 10 years?

As someone who's taken a few basic online things about art: it isn't even that hard to get good at drawing, it just takes time and effort. But time and effort aren't instant and gratifying, and lazily slapping shitty noodle limbed Calarts crap or tracing over photos gets you paid just as much, so why bother with perfecting your craft? You can write a tumblr blog for dialogue, have horrendous anatomy, and a conga line of Mary Sues running through a world of cardboard, but if it fits the corporate ideology, you're paid as if you wrote good dialogue, drew amazingly, and delicately crafted a rich plot for real, human characters to interact with.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

As someone who's taken a few basic online things about art: it isn't even that hard to get good at drawing, it just takes time and effort. But time and effort aren't instant and gratifying, and lazily slapping shitty noodle limbed Calarts crap or tracing over photos gets you paid just as much, so why bother with perfecting your craft? You can write a tumblr blog for dialogue, have horrendous anatomy, and a conga line of Mary Sues running through a world of cardboard, but if it fits the corporate ideology, you're paid as if you wrote good dialogue, drew amazingly, and delicately crafted a rich plot for real, human characters to interact with.

Worse if Dozens of globs of Tumbler tier trash are out there as art and comics some exec will say

"Hey this style must be popular"

 

[The handsome tard]

You really can't convince someone like this by challenging their assertions. You must find contradictory statements in their beliefs and play on them, causing their own inner conflict. One of my favorites is "would you agree that Islam is right about women?"

Oh I wish it was that easy. The thing is, why self reflect when they can just get mad, insult you, even report you to the authorities? They are a vengeful bunch when they know what they believe is getting questioned. They dont want inner conflict, they rather cause outer conflict to keep their inner safe.

Edit:

I wouldn't be surprised, but then again, such designs in that time also might've contributed to furries. See Krystal, some Pokemon, etc. Sexualized characters are fun, but they can lead to paraphilia. It's a consequence, but hey, that's not terrible in my opinion. Weird fetishes are fun to laugh at.

Its a small price to pay for sexy babes, my friend. As long furries keep it to themselves and respect others, I dont give a shit. Unless your fetish is something grotestic or/and illegal, its all just a matter of having restraint.

 

[BScCollateral]

My take is that we can't really control what gets our ducks hard, but we can control our behavior.

If you want to fuck doorknobs and frequent doorknobfuckers.com, fine. That all falls under different strokes until you claim to be an oppressed minority, want the government to pay for penis whittling so it looks like a key, or start fucking doorknobs you don't own, it's not my problem.

Edit: applies to non-living fetishes only. If you fuck your dog, I have a problem with that.

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

Listen to this hack:

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"Rey is the best Jedi ever, but if you call her a Mary Sue you're stupid."

Is the "ok boomer" of Disney Star Wars?

 

[Miller]

EDIT: oh....my....god.......this comic is literally the worst thing I have seen this year and I have seen a half dozen livestreams of mass murder

This is Star Wars now. This is Star Wars now. This is Star Wars now.

I like how the "woman" is drawn as a guy with long hair and large jaw.

 

[The handsome tard]

My take is that we can't really control what gets our ducks hard, but we can control our behavior.

If you want to fuck doorknobs and frequent doorknobfuckers.com, fine. That all falls under different strokes until you claim to be an oppressed minority, want the government to pay for penis whittling so it looks like a key, or start fucking doorknobs you don't own, it's not my problem.

Edit: applies to non-living fetishes only. If you fuck your dog, I have a problem with that.

Im all for personal responsibility, especially online. You nailed it.

 

[Antipathy]

Rag on the prequels all you want, they have better lightsaber fights than the ST ever will.

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[Gar For Archer]

So apparently Disney is under assault from all the people who worked on the OT and a bunch came out of the woodwork and are all screeching how Disney ruined star wars.

This makes me suspicious because, why now? And what took you so long?

why now? Cuz the evidence of its failure is becoming harder and harder to ignore. They could blame TLJ on a “vocal minority”, they could blame Solo on “Star Wars fatigue”, they could blame Galaxy’s Edge on whatever shitty excuse they had I haven’t been keeping up on, they can blame failing toy sales on general decrease in interest in action figures... and isolated on their own each of these excuses could at least be handwaved as plausible to pull the wool over the public’s eyes. But even the dullest person is going to start questioning Disney’s alternate reality when faced with this much mounting evidence of its failure.

I think George Lucas being revealed to have felt “betrayed” by the ST (courtesy of Iger’s book) emboldened a lot of people to share their real opinions, because that immediately dampens the media’s claims that anyone who hates the ST is guilty of every -ism under the sun. If anything, that’s probably the one event that broke the dam holding back the true opinions on the Disney trilogy.

 

[Hexadecimal]

Wait. Late to the party, but is that Porkins shit real? I thought that was some tumblr,twitter,DA fan stuff.

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

Yeah. Marvel publishes Tumblr shit. Been that way for some time now.