Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[LordofCringe7206]

Nothing screams 'immaturity issues' like leaving alcohol laying around either. Keeping your spirits in a cupboard like a functional human being not a child who is proud to show off that he's old enough to get wasted should be a top priority, even before the rest of the junk.

Let me powerlevel for a minute and say that my college roommates and I used to store our alcohol away either in our cupboards or in the fridge. The only time we ever had alcohol out on the counters was when we were actually drinking.

It's amazing to me that a group of young men in their early-20's were still far more ahead on the maturity scale than a middle aged man.

 

[No Face]

I don't bother locking mine up, mainly because I only buy a third of it in the first place(guests usually buy & leave it at my place). It's reasonable to assume it's the roommate's or left out from a hooker visiting; as much as Boogie's been backpedalling online he abuses whipped cream, not alcohol. I'll admit the liquor left out is lazy, since I do it too. Really, I don't get the stigma about having it out and visible, especially when it's marketed so heavily in our culture anyways.

real talk, nitrous oxide is actually kinda fun, probably one of the few "drugs" that a regular person could consume from time to time with no consequences. of course with boogie I can only imagine the depravity and addiction that would ensue if he started huffing the cream instead of eating it straight from the bottle

 

[Pissmaster]

Wait, isn't that really cheap vodka on the counter? That's a gigantic bottle of it.

edit: Yeah, it is:

I remember that from college. That's bottom shelf vodka, the kind you flat out can't metabolize once you hit middle age if you don't already drink. Jeez.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I'm not sure which is worse, him showing off how much he makes but drinking like a bum, him drinking at all with his undiagnosed obesity-induced heart issues, him leaving the booze around in his video as some sort of ihavesex humble brag drinking edition, or just not having developed his taste in spirits beyond college age to like something beyond the most obvious gutter choices possible. For one tiny part of that video, it's a lot of material to think about, although as with everything new we learn about him it just leads to one simple answer - that he is a manchild.

 

[fenny]

I would absolutely believe that Boogie eats dog treats.

 

[PatTraverse]

I expected Boogie to have the same mindset for alcohol that he has for food: get that buzz as quickly and cheaply as possible.

I do not think he appreciates or savours anything that ever goes into that dirty mouth of his.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

I thought he didn't drink?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Happenings today: Boogie uploaded an unbearable skit video, didn't bother to watch it first and discovered it had fucked up sound, so had to reupload it again. Nothing says professional like having a video with "FIXED!" at the start of the title in your feed. His initial advice was to "skip the first 3 minutes". He uploaded another 'travel' video where attends some shitty Halloween themed location. More high-effort content all-round.

Spoiler: Twitter round-up

He's gone back from saying he loves his dead abusive mother to claiming she looks like a ghoulish, obese caricature. His post is very hip and with it, hoping for him to incorporate some "slay" and "y'all"s into his vocabulary:


Twitter (2) / Archive (2)

His DSP like money-projecting continues, and offers the laughable notion that he could provide a sub milestone special that is worth watching, let alone any higher effort than the zero-energy, throwaway content he has put out thus far:


Twitter / Archive

More empty gestures about Storyfire at a time when he's even more desperate to establish a presence on Youtube. Sounds like something he totes believes in:


Twitter / Archive

Deathfats and their pill-popping:


Twitter / Archive

There is one area of revulsion and disgust that is hard to get across without watching his videos. The photos are usually taken by somebody else, or at a fat girl angle, but for whatever reason Steven thinks that a camera jammed up his nose holes is the best way to open videos, to really lend that intimate feel (I don't want to be the only person suffering from this, damnit):

Spoiler: Horror

I thought he didn't drink?

I could imagine him trying to buy friends like Notch. "Come back to mine for my sick arcade of shitty replica half-sized cabinets I got from Wal-Mart. Drinks are on me!"

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I'm not sure which is worse, him showing off how much he makes but drinking like a bum, him drinking at all with his undiagnosed obesity-induced heart issues, him leaving the booze around in his video as some sort of ihavesex humble brag drinking edition, or just not having developed his taste in spirits beyond college age to like something beyond the most obvious gutter choices possible. For one tiny part of that video, it's a lot of material to think about, although as with everything new we learn about him it just leads to one simple answer - that he is a manchild.

It’s less drinking like a man child than drinking like southern white trash.

(Powerlevel warning) My wife is Métis (half native Canadian and half white), and her relatives, even the ones with LOTS of money, drink the cheapest, nastiest, shittiest liquor you can find, so they can just get fucked up fast and cheap. They all think we are nuts for buying decent call brands for the taste, because they see booze as just means to an end, not something to enjoy. It’s a mentality I’ve seen in other “poor” cultures.

 

[cans.wav]

His inability to stop playing both sides of everything is always laughable


Retweets a positive thing about Youtube donating money to some charity


Shits on them not even 3 hours later, and of course, uses it to shill Storyfire

 

[Regulas]

The capeshit merchandise all over his house is cringe as fuck. I get that his stream room has to be a set for pop culture stuff, but why all over the house?

 

[Box Tie]

The capeshit merchandise all over his house is cringe as fuck. I get that his stream room has to be a set for pop culture stuff, but why all over the house?

He would own that stuff even if he didn't record himself for videos because he's a manchild in a similar vein to old school DSP and MovieBob. I'm not going to judge someone for owning some pop culture merch, but the hoarding of great numbers tacky artifacts and scattering them about the house in a haphazard fashion speaks to some seriously arrested development.

DSP at least got his ass tard wrangled by Panda and whipped by Kat, going from a apartment full of gamer junk to nothing but relatively unobtrusive wall art which I'm sure he's since gotten rid off too because the man is a pushover. Opposed to Boogie who like a literal baby likely threw shitfits whenever the woman in his life tried to instill in him the virtues of keeping a tidy and presentable home. That, or he reverted to his old habits the moment she left, I don't recall any pictures from the marriage saga. Either way, a 45 year old living like a frat boy is what this looks like.

 

[thejackal]

The capeshit merchandise all over his house is cringe as fuck. I get that his stream room has to be a set for pop culture stuff, but why all over the house?

He said he's spent a few thousand dollars on decorations. To be fair, the slimer decoration he has in his living room is pretty fucking cool. It also cost him like 100 bucks.

 

[Unog]

I thought he didn't drink?

It could be a habit he's picked up recently.

 

[Pissmaster]

He would own that stuff even if he didn't record himself for videos because he's a manchild in a similar vein to old school DSP and MovieBob. I'm not going to judge someone for owning some pop culture merch, but the hoarding of great numbers tacky artifacts and scattering them about the house in a haphazard fashion speaks to some seriously arrested development.

DSP at least got his ass tard wrangled by Panda and whipped by Kat, going from a apartment full of gamer junk to nothing but relatively unobtrusive wall art which I'm sure he's since gotten rid off too because the man is a pushover. Opposed to Boogie who like a literal baby likely threw shitfits whenever the woman in his life tried to instill in him the virtues of keeping a tidy and presentable home. That, or he reverted to his old habits the moment she left, I don't recall any pictures from the marriage saga. Either way, a 45 year old living like a frat boy is what this looks like.

Oh lord. Boogie actually liked all of the clearance shit Lootcrate sent him. So THAT'S the kind of person Lootcrate actually appeals to.

He's also shown that he owns a ton of Arcade1Up machines. I really wonder how many of those he got for free, they looked like they took up a ton of space in his living room.

You know, I really do wish he'd show off his house more often. I'll admit, I grew up in a messy home and had to teach myself the importance of cleaning as an adult, and nothing inspires me to clean up more than when I see filthy homes.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

A lot of his tard gear is freebies from special editions of games he gets sent by ignorant publishers, but as far as I'm aware he did buy those machines himself - he never did a proper promo of them, and appeared proud of his 'collection'.

The Mundane Matt of video gaming delivers another seething take:


Twitter / Archive

Oh wait never mind, he's actually laser-focused on his metrics and they actually really stress him out


Twitter / Archive

These two posts were one after the other. He really is the most flaccid weathervane of a personality. Also fucking LOL at "no negative comments", he's stacking the dislikes with all his new videos ever since his casual followers became self-aware. Maybe 20% dislikes is completely normal and I am just an inexperienced naive Youtube-viewer.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Let's all take a moment and pray for Boogie hopefully suffering a violent demise.

Spoiler: Soyboy face

 

[Pissmaster]

Come on, Boogie, turn that frown upside down!

actually nm

also trim your nosehair boogie that shit's gross

 

[The Pink Panther]

Come on, Boogie, turn that frown upside down!

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actually nm

also trim your nosehair boogie that shit's gross

There are some gray hairs in that beard of his....

 

[fenny]

It'd be real cool if he could not do up-the-nostrils selfies.