Chris' funniest one-liner

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If you would like to make it up to me, though, please draw a strip of Rosechu stripping for Sonichu, and have him f*** her, and draw Rosechu masturbating and squirtin'
 
It may not be his funniest but the one-liner I most associate with CWC is:

This's Crishun Wesson Chan'ler, of Rucker's Ville, Vir-GIN-Ya
 
Chris-Chan Sonichu has a line in McAttack that never fails to crack me up:

"For peace, trust and a girl for me, I shall strike thee!"
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
You know, I absolutely love this. Some people make the decision to abstain from sex for short or long periods of time, for various reasons. For the people that don't, there are precautions to take and consequences to accept. Chris absolutely cannot fathom this and simply sees "abstinence" as people he doesn't like telling him he can't have something he wants. He's not just angry at never having the chance to have sex, he's downright angry that anyone would daresay he shouldn't have sex or might not be ready for it.

It's yet one more reason Chris should never have had sex, paid or not. He wasn't mature enough for it.
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This is ridiculous. Sure, him hating abstinence so much is stupid, but 'ready' for sex? You don't need to be mature to enjoy sex lmao most people start getting dirty way before they mature. People who have the most sex are often looked at as immature! Sex has nothing to do with maturity.

I usually read his stuff way more than watch videos, right down to preferring the transcriptions of videos. My favorite thing he has ever come up with is "My wooden badge was delicious!" Still pretty baffling to try and wrap my head around that, even with the graham cracker explanation and all
 
Nirvana said:
This is ridiculous. Sure, him hating abstinence so much is stupid, but 'ready' for sex? You don't need to be mature to enjoy sex lmao most people start getting dirty way before they mature. People who have the most sex are often looked at as immature! Sex has nothing to do with maturity.
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I wouldn't contend that is a good thing. Approaching sex with a mature and responsible attitude is infinitely preferable to the alternative. It leads to fewer problems for you, your partner, and society as a whole.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
I wouldn't contend that is a good thing. Approaching sex with a mature and responsible attitude is infinitely preferable to the alternative. It leads to fewer problems for you, your partner, and society as a whole.
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It's not a good thing, it's a realistic thing. It's a part of growing up. Chris having sex was fine.
 
So, to clarify, it's your contention that because Chris was physically capable of having sex, it's advisable for him to do so?
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
So, to clarify, it's your contention that because Chris was physically capable of having sex, it's advisable for him to do so?
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Where did him being physically capable of having sex come into what I said?
 
Marvin said:
Where did him being physically capable of having sex come into what I said?
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You were saying sex was a part of growing up. That's the only part of Chris that was "grown up" enough to engage in sex. Emotionally and intellectually, he's 12 at best and usually averages around 6.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
You were saying sex was a part of growing up. That's the only part of Chris that was "grown up" enough to engage in sex. Emotionally and intellectually, he's 12 at best and usually averages around 6.
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Oh pfft, please, what are you, the arbiter of who can or can't have sex?

Chris is an adult man. He's childish, he's got autism, he's fucked up in many ways. But stating, categorically, that he's forbidden to have sex is silly.
 
Marvin said:
Oh pfft, please, what are you, the arbiter of who can or can't have sex?

Chris is an adult man. He's childish, he's got autism, he's fucked up in many ways. But stating, categorically, that he's forbidden to have sex is silly.
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My point was that sex is something that requires a certain level of emotional maturity. I can't think of anyone who fits that description less than Chris. And yes, I will also mention that I find the prospect of having sex with someone who is mentally a child to be unsettling at best.

We already have a jillion other "Chris and the hooker" threads, I see no need to derail this one. If you think this is worthy of further discussion, we should probably take it elsewhere.
 
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