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I seem to recall there being a female Yoda (named Yaddle, because of course she was) in The Phantom Menace, purely as a background character -- almost an Easter egg.
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I think maybe they’re intentionally trying to sink the brand. It’s the only explanation; no one can be this stupid.
Rather than making good content, or even make money, every move that Disney makes with Star Wars seems to made with the sole intent of making sure no one enjoys the franchise ever again.
Which reinforces my theory that Disney is finding the biggest brands in the world and running them into the ground in a effort to drive their market cap down to make them be a acquisition target in the future (which by the way, a classmate of mine said they see Amazon taking over Disney in a few years).I think maybe they’re intentionally trying to sink the brand. It’s the only explanation; no one can be this stupid.
Rather than making good content, or even make money, every move that Disney makes with Star Wars seems to made with the sole intent of making sure no one enjoys the franchise ever again.
Because Lucas wanted more than the initial offer Disney had for Lucasfilm.Ok, but why pay $4 billion for it?
Because they’re too big to be smart? I don’t know man. I’m mostly being hyperbolic, but at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised at anything.Ok, but why pay $4 billion for it?
Team ME has a better explicationOk, but why pay $4 billion for it?
Disney cant drive down their market cap....they are just to big. And leveraged to the gillsWhich reinforces my theory that Disney is finding the biggest brands in the world and running them into the ground in a effort to drive their market cap down to make them be a acquisition target in the future (which by the way, a classmate of mine said they see Amazon taking over Disney in a few years).
Because Lucas wanted more than the initial offer Disney had for Lucasfilm.
I don't remember any indication that Yoda's species was extinct, but I always thought they were rare.
Seriously, why the fuck would Dagobah be Yoda's home planet? He's in EXILE there.
Stupid, stupid, stupid. Make it end, please.
At least that has the easy explanation of Tattooine being psychologically traumatic to Anakin (also no, he was dropped off on the Lars homestead, people who had no relation to Anakin).Is it any dumber than Obi-Wan dropping Luke off at Anakin's mother's house?
Next you will tell me is no one knows how to use the 3 sea shellsSomething I've wondered, is Yoda's species as mysterious to the population of the galaxy as they are to us, or is it just some cosmic in-joke where everyone knows Yoda's species, but it's not a common topic so they never say anything where we the viewers can hear about it.
Something I've wondered, is Yoda's species as mysterious to the population of the galaxy as they are to us, or is it just some cosmic in-joke where everyone knows Yoda's species, but it's not a common topic so they never say anything where we the viewers can hear about it.
Speaking of cultural icons being ruined by Hollywood douchebags...Disney's ability to commit cultural rape against existing stories and characters is, alas, nothing new. Observe one writer's take on the father of the House of Mouse:
I recognize his talent, but it has always seemed to me hopelessly corrupted. Though in most of the ‘pictures’ proceeding from his studios there are admirable or charming passages, the effect of all of them is to me disgusting. Some have given me nausea.
- JRR Tolkien, 1964
Some nerd, at some time in the 1980s, must have acquired a cursed artifact, and wished for the things he liked to be popular upon it.
I can't imagine any other rational scenario that leads to what is occurring right now.
Never read the book, only things I remember from the movie is the bad guy is microtransactions, there's one scene with a total furbait character with constantly jiggling cleavage, and product placement everywhere, to the point where it became jarring. Also that I was totally thrown out of believing how long it took to find the secrets, considering the sheer autism of speedrunners.What you're describing is the plot to Ready, Player One.
Ah you refer to my old "A neckbeard in the 2012 got a monkey paw and made a whole bunch of wishes" theorySome nerd, at some time in the 1980s, must have acquired a cursed artifact, and wished for the things he liked to be popular upon it.
I can't imagine any other rational scenario that leads to what is occurring right now.
My only explanation is that about 10 years ago some neckbeard got his hands on a monkey paw and wished for everything Karen Traviss did to the Star Wars EU to be erased from history...
With his second wish he wished for new Star Wars films...
With his third wish he wished for a new Ghostbusters movie...
With his fourth wish he wished for a new Teen Titans show...
With his fifth wish he wished for a new Diablo game...
Im guessing some autist in the darkest underbelly of deviantart got a hold of a Monkey Paw shortly after it was thrown away by the now suicidal nerd who wished for new star wars and ghostbusters back in 2012 and we are seeing the results of his wish
This is what happens when you don't have a good war for a couple generations. Writers start thinking it is realistic for people fighting a war to be prancing around like faggots talking about "self-care" and you end up with NuWars and STD.The vacation comic is not just soy-infused, but the very idea is exceptional.
Biggs deserted from the Empire to join the rebellion. Call me crazy, but can anybody name a rebellion that gave vacation time? Not to mention I'd bet the Empire has a habit of executing deserters. And why would he be flush with money, being part of a scrappy rebellion?
Every part of this is tarded.