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If someone annoys him in public, chances are the guy will get killed using his curse yehameha.
What, Chris? He’d never dream of-
 

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You think Chris is going to do anything for Halloween this year? And will Chris get a nasty Halloween surprise this year?

Normally, I'd say he wouldn't do anything for Halloween since it's not been as big of a deal for him as Christmas or his birthday. But with his new dimensional merge fantasies in full effect, anything is possible.

Last time he did anything for Halloween was early on in the Classic years when he dusted off the old Ash Ketchum getup he had from back in 1999.

Most of the time, bad things tend to happen to Chris when it gets close to Halloween. The ED page and subsequent trolling began began in late October 2007, and there's the infamous Snyder incident in 2011. IIRC, the Gal-Pal leaks also happened around this time of year back in 2013.
 
Last time he did anything for Halloween was early on in the Classic years when he dusted off the old Ash Ketchum getup he had from back in 1999.

He dressed up as some obscure Smurfs character last year for a Halloween party at a local bar. Naturally, he half-assed it to the max.

He was dressing as the girl on the left here:

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And wound up looking like this:

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You think Chris is going to do anything for Halloween this year? And will Chris get a nasty Halloween surprise this year?
Given his reputation everywhere, there's at least one urban legend about Chris just to scare children, discouraging them from going to his house.

Also, there's a chance he's wearing a slutty <character> as his costume. Better not be true.
 
He had one in his possession for years in case he saw an opantuinty to end his celibacy with a suitable sweatheart
I guess the date expired:P oh ffs. I wonder if he's celibate with the spikey hedgehog dicks?
 
Patti lived with Barb longer than she did Chris and Bob, but the earliest years of a Dogs socialization are the most important. She had Chris at his youngest when he likely could be told to go play outside with the dog and Bob who almost certainly gave her extra attention in the early days before he got old and sick. Barb being left alone with her? Patti probably still got treated better than the Deagle Beagles. Barb was still younger then and had nobody to immediately interact with while Chris and Bob were out of the County. But Patti was already pretty well adjusted. Probably more than anything just happy when she had attention again and ready to play if she could. Then she got old, as all people and animals do and was as quick but still showed affection because as a puppy that’s what she knew. She was put down, probably at Bobs suggestion because just the act of moving around was getting to be painful and she likely died oblivious and content. That was a long life for a dog and she didn’t look unhealthy.

The Beagles? Look I’m not like a hardcore animal rights advocate, far from it but I do care about dogs a lot. The fact they’re overweight, hostile to anything with a pulse that isn’t each other, the cats, or the Chandlers really speaks towards neglect. Barb got them for some kind of maternal pains but quickly realized she didn’t have the energy to deal with them, and Chris doesn’t seem to give a fuck about them at all. I mean I’m sure that they both do little baby talk towards them when they see them, but we’ve never heard of them going for walks or a dog park.

That actually begs the question... if Chris wanted to be healthy and walk to lose weight, why couldn’t he fucking put them on a leash and take them for a walk? That would benefit literally everyone. A good place to meet women is a Dog Park (looking like he does now though no sane woman is going to show any interest). Like if he had just dieted some, exercised, and dressed normal he might have met a sweetheart at the dog park... maybe. Instead he decided to troon out and retreat back into imaginationland.

This is depressing. I’m definitely going to Church on Sunday...

Chris is in massive denial about his weight, so he doesn't walk them. But he's also extremely bad at caring for animals, which is pretty obvious by how many cats had died in his possession with possie being a good example of such. Another example that shows he's horrible with animals imo is the countless times he's slipped in cat shit.

Speaking of which: where on earth does he get those cats? Are they all strays he finds?
 
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