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What, Chris? He’d never dream of-If someone annoys him in public, chances are the guy will get killed using his curse yehameha.
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What, Chris? He’d never dream of-If someone annoys him in public, chances are the guy will get killed using his curse yehameha.
"I am a man!"What, Chris? He’d never dream of-
no he's autistic and so are youChris is schizophrenic, prove me wrong. Protip you can't
You think Chris is going to do anything for Halloween this year?
Also Bob passed away in September, and the mace incident happened the day after Christmas.[...]
Last time he did anything for Halloween was early on in the Classic years when he dusted off the old Ash Ketchum getup he had from back in 1999.
Also Bob passed away in September, and the mace incident happened the day after Christmas.
Seems Chris' life sucks (more than normal) roughly around fall.
He'll interpret the people in costume as a sign of the Merge finally wrapping up and spend the evening running up to packs of trick-or-treaters and asking if anyone's seen Magi-Chan or Sonichu.You think Chris is going to do anything for Halloween this year?
no he's autistic and so are you
that's a lot of clothes there[...]
Christ, it's been a year already? I feel like this just happened a few months ago. Time is scary.He dressed up as some obscure Smurfs character last year for a Halloween party at a local bar. Naturally, he half-assed it to the max.
He was dressing as the girl on the left here:
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And wound up looking like this:
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Especially for oldfags who started out on Something Awful.Christ, it's been a year already? I feel like this just happened a few months ago. Time is scary.
Especially for oldfags who started out on Something Awful.
Given his reputation everywhere, there's at least one urban legend about Chris just to scare children, discouraging them from going to his house.You think Chris is going to do anything for Halloween this year? And will Chris get a nasty Halloween surprise this year?
I guess the date expiredHe had one in his possession for years in case he saw an opantuinty to end his celibacy with a suitable sweatheart
Listen, when the merge happens, Chris is gonna make sweet, sweet love with Amy Rose. He likes DYKES, CHINA!I guess the date expiredoh ffs. I wonder if he's celibate with the spikey hedgehog dicks?
If the merge really happened, he'll get disgusted at the OCs he madeListen, when the merge happens, Chris is gonna make sweet, sweet love with Amy Rose. He likes DYKES, CHINA!
Patti lived with Barb longer than she did Chris and Bob, but the earliest years of a Dogs socialization are the most important. She had Chris at his youngest when he likely could be told to go play outside with the dog and Bob who almost certainly gave her extra attention in the early days before he got old and sick. Barb being left alone with her? Patti probably still got treated better than the Deagle Beagles. Barb was still younger then and had nobody to immediately interact with while Chris and Bob were out of the County. But Patti was already pretty well adjusted. Probably more than anything just happy when she had attention again and ready to play if she could. Then she got old, as all people and animals do and was as quick but still showed affection because as a puppy that’s what she knew. She was put down, probably at Bobs suggestion because just the act of moving around was getting to be painful and she likely died oblivious and content. That was a long life for a dog and she didn’t look unhealthy.
The Beagles? Look I’m not like a hardcore animal rights advocate, far from it but I do care about dogs a lot. The fact they’re overweight, hostile to anything with a pulse that isn’t each other, the cats, or the Chandlers really speaks towards neglect. Barb got them for some kind of maternal pains but quickly realized she didn’t have the energy to deal with them, and Chris doesn’t seem to give a fuck about them at all. I mean I’m sure that they both do little baby talk towards them when they see them, but we’ve never heard of them going for walks or a dog park.
That actually begs the question... if Chris wanted to be healthy and walk to lose weight, why couldn’t he fucking put them on a leash and take them for a walk? That would benefit literally everyone. A good place to meet women is a Dog Park (looking like he does now though no sane woman is going to show any interest). Like if he had just dieted some, exercised, and dressed normal he might have met a sweetheart at the dog park... maybe. Instead he decided to troon out and retreat back into imaginationland.
This is depressing. I’m definitely going to Church on Sunday...
Yeah, that's the case with the last six cats he's had. There are a bunch of wild cats living in the overgrown Chandler yard, so when Chris wants a new cat after one dies, he just grabs another.Speaking of which: where on earth does he get those cats? Are they all strays he finds?