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[I'm Just A Human Bean]

Annihilation - Bear Scene

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Video is of the bear scene from Annihilation. One commenter points out that a human's skull is fused to the bear's head. Another person, Smeghead McSmeg, in the comment thread adamantly denies the existence of the human skull, despite many pinpointing the timestamp, circling screenshots, posting links to interviews and the 3D rendering of the bear model in full lighting. 144 replies so far for just this one argument, the most recent being 2 days ago.

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Spoiler: Didn't feel like thumbnailing everything

 

[FH 721]

Annihilation - Bear Scene

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Video is of the bear scene from Annihilation. One commenter points out that a human's skull is fused to the bear's head. Another person, Smeghead McSmeg, in the comment thread adamantly denies the existence of the human skull, despite many pinpointing the timestamp, circling screenshots, posting links to interviews and the 3D rendering of the bear model in full lighting. 144 replies so far, the most recent being 2 days ago.

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Annihilation was great, more people should've seen it.

 

[JM 590]

Not comments, but the topic channel for game modding has the most obnoxious channel icon imaginable:

I don't know how topic channel icons are chosen, but Lord almighty.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Select video comments:

 

[IN 041]

I've come to the conclusion that the YouTube comment section is more radical than 4chan. 4chan legitimately has more moderation than YouTube in that regard.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

 

[Peanut Arbuckle]

This was on a Nickelodeon ad break that
1. Had nothing to do with Disney
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Okay, I googled it to see if this was a real movie and instead found a page of someone's fantasy synopsis for it.
I opened a different can of worms here, folks. This is as entertaining as any of the other comments in this thread.

The Adventures of PB&J Otter: The First Movie 2000

Disney's The Adventures of PB&J Otter: The First Movie 2000 is a 2000 American fantasy musical hybrid film that is based on the 1998-2001 Playhouse Disney animated series of Disney's PB&J Otter, starring Jake Thomas, Kathy Bates and Glenn Close and features the voices of Jenell Slack-Wilson...

moviefanon.fandom.com

Here's the plot to their PB&J Otter: The First Movie 2000:

In 1985, an imaginative young boy named Anthony Henry "Tony" Fisher (Jake Thomas) was born and raised in Waco, Texas with his parents. On his 5th birthday, he gets magic wizardry stuff and accidentally kills them.
At 7, he gets to live in a mansion in Stanford, Connecticut with the dastardly Aunt Hazel Fisher (Kathy Bates) and her sister, Aunt May Fisher (Glenn Close). The Fishers do their housework and that night, Tony colors a picture of his friendly creature friends in a rural village called Lake Hoohaw and looks at his spell book and is told not to do wizard stuff or magic tricks or spells by Auntie Hazel who gets angry at him.
The next afternoon, Tony takes a bite out of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that his two aunts made him for lunch. That night he packs up his stuff, goes into a wardrobe, transforms into a river otter and is transported to Lake Hoohaw where he befriends three other young river otters who are cousins, the lovable Peanut Otter (Adam Rose), the feisty Jelly Otter (Jenell Slack-Wilson) and the sweet Baby Butter Otter (Gina Marie Tortorici). On their tour of their houseboat, they meet their parents, Ernest (Chris Phillips) and Opal Otter (Gwen Shepherd) and they see their pet fish, Bubbles, and sing "Bubble-O, Popple-O."
Meanwhile, Auntie Hazel and Auntie May are looking for their nephew, Tony. Suddenly, he was gone, so the two poor aunts started crying.
The next morning, the four young Otter kids get ready for their picnic, head out the door and sing "An Oodely-Doodely Day." When they get there, they meet their friends, Munchy Beaver (Jason Harris Katz), Pinch Raccoon (Cody Pennes) and Flick Duck (Dave Foley) and they sing a song called "Friends."
Then their aunt, Anna "Aunt Nanner" Otter (Nancy Giles) comes down on her hang glider and joins the kids for their picnic lunch and games. First, they take turns flying a kite, but the wind sweeps Baby Butter away and gets stuck in a tree. So Tony climbs the ladder and rescues her down from the tree. Next, they play catch with a red rubber ball. When Tony tries to catch the ball, he leaps up and falls and breaks his arm. So they have to make his arm feel better.
That night in bed with a bandaged arm, Jelly, Peanut, Baby Butter, Munchy, Pinch, Flick and Aunt Nanner give poor Tony some gifts to make his arm feel better.
The next morning, Mayor Jeff Otter (Bruce Bayley Johnson) tells everyone that Tony's arm feels much better. Then they sing "No Big Deal."
Then Tony and his friends decide to build a sandcastle, but there are no shovels or pails around them. So they do "The Noodle Dance" by dancing around and pointing to their brains. Jelly has an idea. With the help of the Snooties, Ootsie (Eddie Korbich) and Bootsie (Lara Jill Miller), Tony makes the shovels and pails appear with his wand and they are happy to get them and build the sandcastle together with a song "All Together We Can Build It." Then Tony imagines that the Snooties' landmark, Mount Snootiemore, was destroyed and poor Ootsie and Bootsie are running away.
Jelly wishes nothing lasts forever. Next, the kids watch the clouds make into shapes while Peanut and Jelly sing "Imaginings." Then they play tag while Peanut and Jelly sing "Go Slow, You Know."
That evening during their sleepover, Uncle Ernest and Aunt Opal cook spaghetti and meatballs for Tony and his friends to eat for dinner and babbleberry pie for dessert. That night, before going to bed, they sing a special never-ending song, "No Place We'd Rather Be," along with the Snooties and Mayor Jeff.
The next morning, Tony wakes up, returning to his normal human self with his new clothes on, and goes to look for Peanut, Jelly, Baby Butter, Munchy, Pinch and Flick. Suddenly, his angry aunts, Hazel and May, all dirty, soggy and soaking wet arrive at Lake Hoohaw and they have to send him back home to Stanford. But Tony disagrees, so he calls his friends for help and the kids come and they all defeat his two aunts by zapping, scaring, shooting, biting and poking them. The Lake Hoohaw Police come and take Tony's poor aunts away to prison.
Everyone cheers and Mayor Jeff, Cap'n Crane (Joey McIntyre) and his wife Connie (Jackie Hoffman) congratulate them for getting rid of Tony's poor, mean aunts. Tony introduces all his friends in Lake Hoohaw: Cousin Jelly, Cousin Peanut, Cousin Butter, Munchy, Pinch, Flick, Scootch (E.G. Daily) and Ootsie and Bootsie Snootie and they all adopt Tony. Then a few months later in the city of Los Angeles, California, all the Lake Hoohawans build a new mansion for them and Tony to live in. Then they celebrate Tony's 8th birthday party and after that, he writes and illustrates a book called "Me and My Friends from Lake Hoohaw" and reads it to them when he's finished. Now Tony has one big brand new family and his new place and his new city in the whole world. All is well that ends well.

These fanon wikis are just as psychotic and autistic as the YouTube comments in this thread.
I found someone's fanon wiki page for Super Mario Odyssey 2 and originally their plot for the game was that Bowser was after Peach's blood vessels because they had magical properties?

Super Mario Odyssey 2

Super Mario Odyssey 2 is a platforming game for the Nintendo Switch released on 12th of July 2020. It is the nineteenth title in the Super Mario series, and it is the seventh 3D Mario title on a home console. As the name suggests, it is a sequel to Super Mario Odyssey. Since it uses the same...

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He changed it but it's in early revisions of the page.

 

[JM 590]

Fatboy Slim - Illuminati's comments aren't as autistic as you'd think for a song by that name, but then there's this guy:

Searching for that phone number just brought up another song named "Illuminati" by a different artist with that same comment.

 

[Autismo Supreme]

The Adventures of PB&J Otter: The First Movie 2000

Disney's The Adventures of PB&J Otter: The First Movie 2000 is a 2000 American fantasy musical hybrid film that is based on the 1998-2001 Playhouse Disney animated series of Disney's PB&J Otter, starring Jake Thomas, Kathy Bates and Glenn Close and features the voices of Jenell Slack-Wilson...

moviefanon.fandom.com

Jesus fucking Christ that website looks attrocious.

Spoiler: Eyebleeding mess

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Jesus fucking Christ that website looks attrocious.

Spoiler: Eyebleeding mess

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Graphic design is my burden.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Not comments, but the topic channel for game modding has the most obnoxious channel icon imaginable:
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I don't know how topic channel icons are chosen, but Lord almighty.

Apparently a Seananners 'style' thumbnail. No idea why it'd pick a 2014 gaming video for a modding category.

 

[fartsnstuf]

I was watching an uninteresting video discussing Fallout: New Vegas and decided to take a look at the comment section, and saw a internet argument between an exceptional person (named after an Elder Scrolls character, no less) and the poor soul having to deal with him. the exceptional person complains about the "tawksic" fanbases, having a stroke in the middle of his conversation and trying to play off that he was merely pretending:

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

This guy reeks of upset Bethesda fan (FNV has become a meme of "Bethesda game but good"). Why do people voluntarily lock themself into these bizarre corporate-fellating prisons. Neither developer is perfect and who gives a shit about the 'fans' of anything? If you can't enjoy something good because you think it has annoying fanbase, these are maturity problems that you need to resolve, not other people.

 

[fartsnstuf]

This guy reeks of upset Bethesda fan (FNV has become a meme of "Bethesda game but good"). Why do people voluntarily lock themself into these bizarre corporate-fellating prisons. Neither developer is perfect and who gives a shit about the 'fans' of anything? If you can't enjoy something good because you think it has annoying fanbase, these are maturity problems that you need to resolve, not other people.

I mean, I shouldn't be surprised when his username is of a Elder Scrolls character, they're like easy tells that the person behind it aren't smart

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Some grade-a schiz on a random choral motet (title included, as it's the source of his rant).



Looks like somebody is failing the pride and humility test again.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

This sounds like MRA slam poetry.

Also, I can't believe this series has never been posted in this thread:

It's classically-trained British actors reenacting stupid arguments from YouTube comment threads. They are some of the best videos on YouTube and I think anyone who likes this thread will get a kick out of them.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Yes because traumatizing children with horror movie trailers when they want to go see a kids movie is clearly the best way to show them "how the real world works". This was the video in context

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Yes because traumatizing children with horror movie trailers when they want to go see a kids movie is clearly the best way to show them "how the real world works". This was the video in context

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I hope this dingus hasn't got any children.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Yes because traumatizing children with horror movie trailers when they want to go see a kids movie is clearly the best way to show them "how the real world works". This was the video in context

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Sounds like he's mad about his ex wife or something. Why would someone fall in love with their mother's personality?

 

[CrystalRoserade]

I've seen a dude get really, really defensive of 4Kids. Like he got personally offended if someone pointed out issues with their dubs.