Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[SituationTypeThing]

I don't think Destiny is a mental giant or anything, but I don't think she's dumb or even slow, she's just profoundly average. But she is motivated to work, able to keep steady employment, and willing to learn. In FL, she was taking college courses when amber first moved there and before amber got the job where destiny was working. I don't know if she stopped because she had less time while carting amber around, or she stopped when they moved to KY. Also, at the care home where she and dana were working in FL, destiny proudly talked about the various certifications and courses the job paid for her to take/get. (it was kind of funny because Dana was like "me too!" and destiny was amber-level jerky and said something like "well, you worked in the kitchen and you just got a CPR certificate, I worked with the patients and got medical certificates")

Destiny is simple, but I think it's a preference, not an intellectual indicator. I think she just doesn't like deep discussion, likes to be silly and act like a teen, but I think she's otherwise capable, just, as I said before, profoundly average. For example, she probably doesn't enjoy reading anything other than graphic novels, but is probably capable of reading at a higher level than amber.

RE: the cursive, someone said this at the time, and based on google, it's true. For a while there, cursive books were like relaxation activities and there are tons of cursive "coloring" books, in the same way adult coloring books were popular or zentangle coloring books.

All that said, I can totally understand why people think she's exceptional or dumb. Act like a fool, people are going to think you're a fool. Plus, she was baked in a lot of the early videos in their relationship which gave her the goofy grin and dead-behind-the-eyes look, only exacerbating the the image that she was dumber than a box of rocks.

 

[Butt Baby]

Fun fact: an average human stomach can expand up to about 4 quarts MAX
I wonder where AL has gotten it to in her various mook-bongs.

 

[lowsodiumsituation]

Truly, she has a dizzying intellect.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Truly, she has a dizzying intellect.

For those of you who are wondering NO this could not be resolved by a simple google search because that would not have resulted in attention.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

The narrative we see is driven by a 600lbs narcissistic land whale, and therefore is incredibly disturbed from what the reality is.

Amber focuses only on herself and on how to make herself look good. Even behind the scenes her conversations with her girlfriend must be really surface level (how can you be in a relationship with someone, living with someone, and yet not knowing that they once tried to kill themselves?), and she's really dumb, so it's not difficult to see why she would try to paint her partners as idiots who have the honour of standing under her sun.

I mean... we have seen Amber film in almost every restaurant she has gone to in the last five years, and yet she has never managed to catch the very "kind and lovely" waitresses that always compliment her at least once a month?

Amber never respected her partners (shoving the camera in Krystle's face, filming Destiny while she was showering, saying that Becky did "little projects"), and always tried to make them look worse than her.

She drives the narrative but in an awful, awful way. I feel like I bring Lolita up way too much on this site, but at least Nabokov had found a way to make Humbert's narrative sound convincing.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Truly, she has a dizzying intellect.

She grew up in California too.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Time to eat?

 

[CindyChafe]

Amber posted a video of some Torrid clothes fresh out the box with the Ariana Grande song playing in the background about how if she want it, she got it. (I think it’s called 7 rings?)

Amberlynn once again flexing on her morbidly obese haydurs who would love to have all that Torrid stuff.

The hilariously sad part is that all that stuff either isn’t going to fit or she just won’t wear it anywhere and it will sit in her closet and rot.

Edit: here’s the video

 

[Perspicacity]

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Amber posted a video of some Torrid clothes fresh out the box with the Ariana Grande song playing in the background about how if she want it, she got it. (I think it’s called 7 rings?)

Amberlynn once again flexing on her morbidly obese haydurs who would love to have all that Torrid stuff.

The hilariously sad part is that all that stuff either isn’t going to fit or she just won’t wear it anywhere and it will sit in her closet and rot.

I'm pretty sure those are curtains, I guess that counts as clothes for Fat Al.

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

I'm pretty sure those are curtains, I guess that counts as clothes for Fat Al.

Curtains or tablecloths .. makes more sense to wear while she uses her enormous gut as a table while she shovels in that crap ... her sense of style is absent

 

[Mandaark]

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Amber posted a video of some Torrid clothes fresh out the box with the Ariana Grande song playing in the background about how if she want it, she got it. (I think it’s called 7 rings?)

Amberlynn once again flexing on her morbidly obese haydurs who would love to have all that Torrid stuff.

The hilariously sad part is that all that stuff either isn’t going to fit or she just won’t wear it anywhere and it will sit in her closet and rot.

Edit: here’s the video

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Right on time for Open Enrollment

The one thing she ain't got sis - insurance

 

[Rebel Scum]

If Shane made a documentary on Albert:

Spoiler

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"Fat."
fin

Hamberlynn’s dream.

 

[mekalekahi]

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Amber posted a video of some Torrid clothes fresh out the box with the Ariana Grande song playing in the background about how if she want it, she got it. (I think it’s called 7 rings?)

Amberlynn once again flexing on her morbidly obese haydurs who would love to have all that Torrid stuff.

The hilariously sad part is that all that stuff either isn’t going to fit or she just won’t wear it anywhere and it will sit in her closet and rot.

Edit: here’s the video

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Hands down the funniest thing shes ever posted. The camera angles and music playing reminds me of when rappers film diamonds and chains to flex on folks but its fucking torrid . Not a single soul besides maybe a few ambabies are jealous because intelligent people with her income would get health insurance and invest the money.

Just think there are people older than her traveling and living and she's thrilled about some mall status clothes. It must be so sad to be happy for a few minutes opening plastic bags and then having to sit with yourself afterwards.

 

[necky’s dead nephew]

I agree with the Kiwis who lean more on the Dustin is not r.etarded just below average, but also I’d like to add that cunningness isn’t exactly a trait of high intelligence. It’s a very primal lizard brain behavior of “how can I come out on top with the most benefits for ME”; also let’s remember we’re putting up Dustin’s manipulation against someone Amberts caliber. While I do believe it does take actual intellect to master the high levels of actual manipulation game, it’s fucking Amberlynn Reid we’re talking about gorls. Hamber is dumb and insecure enough to be easily manipulated herself, so it doesn’t take a mastermind to squeeze some goodies out of her for one’s own benefit. Dusty does it, Becky does it too (she can look miserable all she wants but she is making a choice to remain in this relationship for low tier benefits of ambercoin, obviously that’s what she deems good enough to stay with Hambert; so I can’t blame Dusty for tapping into this source of freebies as much as possible).

TLDR; people leech off of Hamber but she is welcoming them to do so, it’s not exactly high class manipulation.

 

[Moonpie]

Hands down the funniest thing shes ever posted. The camera angles and music playing reminds me of when rappers film diamonds and chains to flex on folks but its fucking torrid . Not a single soul besides maybe a few ambabies are jealous because intelligent people with her income would get health insurance and invest the money.

Just think there are people older than her traveling and living and she's thrilled about some mall status clothes. It must be so sad to be happy for a few minutes opening plastic bags and then having to sit with yourself afterwards.

Especially with these tents and tablecloths she considers clothes.
Most people even a third of her size wouldn't wear them if they were free.
Leave it to Hamber to flex about the stupidest shit.
Ooooo look at meee! I'm 600 elbees and these tents won't fit mee, but I've just spent hundreds you guyzzz. Take that, Haydurs.

 

[ADHD]

Especially with these tents and tablecloths she considers clothes.
Most people even a third of her size wouldn't wear them if they were free.

People a third of her size are still landwhales, though, and landwhales love Torrid.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Truly, she has a dizzying intellect.

She was trying to figure out when she can get the new Shane Dawson x Jeffree Star palette because it dropped at 10am PST.
I guess Google is too much for our gorl, though.
Also, I can’t imagine a better person to spend $60 on high quality eyeshadow that she will smear all over her tiny, fat eyelids with dirty beetus fingers.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

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Amber posted a video of some Torrid clothes fresh out the box with the Ariana Grande song playing in the background about how if she want it, she got it. (I think it’s called 7 rings?)

Amberlynn once again flexing on her morbidly obese haydurs who would love to have all that Torrid stuff.

The hilariously sad part is that all that stuff either isn’t going to fit or she just won’t wear it anywhere and it will sit in her closet and rot

Oh god! More boring sit down torrid hauls . This bedbound era sucks ass. Infact this whole necky era sucks ass. I started around the start of necky era and I'm bored off my fucking mind, how are dusty era veterans even watching this crap without losing their minds

 

[Billie Ross]

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Amber posted a video of some Torrid clothes fresh out the box with the Ariana Grande song playing in the background about how if she want it, she got it. (I think it’s called 7 rings?)

Anything Hambo's wants it, she got it???
How about the power to walk or stand for more than freaking 3mins... buy that. Bitch!

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Good Lord Necky nearly has a chin. I barely recognized her!