Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Cheesy Cukes]

Maybe you can contact fellow Lolcow, Russell Greer? He is basically a lawyer and has filed various lolsuites. Yours can be another one!

Don't you dare tease the Orchards by bringing up this possibility.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

A good video demonstration of what an obnoxious POS Lucas is.

Claims his room is a pigsty because it came like that, and only a cahhhhpitalist would have any interest in improving their environment. I guess he shits where he eats and doesn't wash his hands either - that would explain his reported stale urine odour.

Claims he goes topless to trigger the haydurs, claims his brother complained about the same, indicating Lucas was a disgusting slob in his parents house too. Claims his brother is homophobic to want Lucas to wear clothes, suggesting gets too aroused by Lucas's body to resist getting an erection. In typical mush-brained Lucas fashion, you cannot have both of these at once - is he gay or gay-hating? Also, once again, Lucas uses homosexuality in a negative context as the butt of a joke in order to ridicule somebody, really progressive there, buddy. Nice to know you fantasise about your brother's cock too.

Women who think he is too fat are uninteresting to him. He has the 12 year old mind-set that true lurve means he doesn't have to put any effort into his appearance. There's just some hot young babe out there who is obsessed with obese greaseballs who stink of stale piss.

Talks about telomeres being known by colleges and governments, but it's the corporations who suppress this radical knowledge. Apparently big business has a financial stake in not letting society know that old men should be with young girls for... reasons. It will lose them money.... somehow! By the way, there is some type of universal cure for cancer but they don't want to release it. It was the corporations who kept weed illegal for so long too, not in part puritanical politicians and moral hysteria.

Continues to rant about wanting to impregnate teenagers. He's very careful to use the magical age "18" here. Why he thinks progressive ideology is the solution to getting young girls pregnant and not something like evangelical Christianity I have no idea, but pretty much everything about this oaf is self-defeating.

Ever so progressive as usual, Lucas says that women over 24 should not be allowed to have children. He considers this to be "revolutionary". Again, does he consider himself progressive? His dream of preventing women from pursuing education and work, and living as baby factories is a very 19th century attitude. He's a great guy, why won't anybody date him again...?

His next rant here is so incoherent I cannot synopsise it. He describes why young adults need to spend so much on new furnishings for their first apartment, then says them wanting to spend money on these necessities is entitled, and tries to tie some conspiracy against age-gap relationships/commercialism to this, and it's absolute gibberish.

"I'm entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, just like everybody else", except for the liberty and happiness of the young women you want to turn into breeding factories, and turn society against any aspiration they could have other than being used for sex by old men, you fucking freak. Spoiler: the more emancipated women become, the lower their birth-rate goes. Most women don't want to base their entire lives around breeding.

Ends with some self-defeating nonsense where he uses "daddy" positively (it is his new brand, after all), then says they get this term from corporate-controlled media, which he has been claiming wants to suppress his plans. This is another case of you cannot have both of these points existing at the same time. Also claims slang comes from music and television, which might have been the case when his elderly ass watched MTV in the 90s, but is now much more complex than his degenerating mind is capable of recognising.

 

[AnOminous]

A good video demonstration of what an obnoxious POS Lucas is.

Put on some fucking clothes you fat, disgusting, greasy shitbag pervert.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

A good video demonstration of what an obnoxious POS Lucas is.

Claims his room is a pigsty because it came like that, and only a cahhhhpitalist would have any interest in improving their environment. I guess he shits where he eats and doesn't wash his hands either - that would explain his reported stale urine odour.

Claims he goes topless to trigger the haydurs, claims his brother complained about the same, indicating Lucas was a disgusting slob in his parents house too. Claims his brother is homophobic to want Lucas to wear clothes, suggesting gets too aroused by Lucas's body to resist getting an erection. In typical mush-brained Lucas fashion, you cannot have both of these at once - is he gay or gay-hating? Also, once again, Lucas uses homosexuality in a negative context as the butt of a joke in order to ridicule somebody, really progressive there, buddy. Nice to know you fantasise about your brother's cock too.

Women who think he is too fat are uninteresting to him. He has the 12 year old mind-set that true lurve means he doesn't have to put any effort into his appearance. There's just some hot young babe out there who is obsessed with obese greaseballs who stink of stale piss.

Talks about telomeres being known by colleges and governments, but it's the corporations who suppress this radical knowledge. Apparently big business has a financial stake in not letting society know that old men should be with young girls for... reasons. It will lose them money.... somehow! By the way, there is some type of universal cure for cancer but they don't want to release it. It was the corporations who kept weed illegal for so long too, not in part puritanical politicians and moral hysteria.

Continues to rant about wanting to impregnate teenagers. He's very careful to use the magical age "18" here. Why he thinks progressive ideology is the solution to getting young girls pregnant and not something like evangelical Christianity I have no idea, but pretty much everything about this oaf is self-defeating.

Ever so progressive as usual, Lucas says that women over 24 should not be allowed to have children. He considers this to be "revolutionary". Again, does he consider himself progressive? His dream of preventing women from pursuing education and work, and living as baby factories is a very 19th century attitude. He's a great guy, why won't anybody date him again...?

His next rant here is so incoherent I cannot synopsise it. He describes why young adults need to spend so much on new furnishings for their first apartment, then says them wanting to spend money on these necessities is entitled, and tries to tie some conspiracy against age-gap relationships/commercialism to this, and it's absolute gibberish.

"I'm entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, just like everybody else", except for the liberty and happiness of the young women you want to turn into breeding factories, and turn society against any aspiration they could have other than being used for sex by old men, you fucking freak. Spoiler: the more emancipated women become, the lower their birth-rate goes. Most women don't want to base their entire lives around breeding.

Ends with some self-defeating nonsense where he uses "daddy" positively (it is his new brand, after all), then says they get this term from corporate-controlled media, which he has been claiming wants to suppress his plans. This is another case of you cannot have both of these points existing at the same time. Also claims slang comes from music and television, which might have been the case when his elderly ass watched MTV in the 90s, but is now much more complex than his degenerating mind is capable of recognising.

Thank you so much for that eloquent and hilarious summary. I am frankly tired of watching his vids, as he is all smugness recently, and this summary is a great cliff notes.

(Glad you picked up on the immediate self-contradicting too, he's been d o ing it more and more)

 

[skellig58]

I know you can give me all the MOTIs you want, but this asshole is the only cow whose antics I've read about while thinking, "die in a fire."

 

[Big Nasty]

I can only guess at what the smell inside that room would be like. Probably like barbecuing a ham that has been marinated in piss.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I know you can give me all the MOTIs you want, but this asshole is the only cow whose antics I've read about while thinking, "die in a fire."

If the lolcow is a pedophile/pederast, then it doesn't count as MOTI.

 

[pr3nt177]

Lol Lucas has a response to this

Apparently he thinks the Spokane police are going to do... something.. to this site.
And he also says his mommy and daddy will hire him a lawyer to fight the mean nasty Kiwis in court!

What is it with these freaks who readily snap away but fill their pants when others take their photo? Legal action? Move over jonny yaniv.

btw cover that blubber.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

In where Werner says Presidential elections (and all international conflicts) should be decided by a board game nobody's ever played, because for some reason he thinks victory comes down to intelligence only and never dumb luck.
Yes that's right Werner, I infuse my dice with my IQ points before I roll them so that I always get criticals, you fucking wetbrain.
A guy who designs boardgames doesn't understand a basic fundamental concept.

Man you're dumb.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

In where Werner says Presidential elections (and all international conflicts) should be decided by a board game nobody's ever played, because for some reason he thinks victory comes down to intelligence only and never dumb luck.
Yes that's right Werner, I infuse my dice with my IQ points before I roll them so that I always get criticals, you fucking wetbrain.
A guy who designs boardgames doesn't understand a basic fundamental concept.

Man you're dumb.

He also lets slip in the video that he's back to trying to bait teen girls on the streets of Spokane with his version of the attraction sign, a parcel of food with an attached note listing his social media links and begging for a date.

In the vid he claims his package was taken, (its always hard to understand his nonsense) he apparently wrote on the package that it was food but it was a card game? And it was picked up by a fat, smoking black girl who is going to have sushi or pizza with him, but he won't show anyone proof because fuck you trolls.

Keep in mind, I don't think Lucas has actually interacted with this girl; she may not have even seen him.

If I remember his technique from Olympia, he would put down his pizza or candy with his attraction sign attached, and then run away giggling to a suitable vantage point where he could spy on the potential recipient of his "gift".

Remember, he's a coward. He can't even look a girl in the eyes, thus the stupid fuck begging signs.

It's interesting that he's back to this old behavior; it shows you how cyclical his patterns are as he gets more manic. I don't know whether what he does is actually illegal, (using his govt cheese EBT card to buy food to "give away"....with strings attached, of course!) but I believe he was cautioned against doing it, possibly even by the police, in Olympia. Not sure on that one.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I don't know whether what he does is actually illegal, (using his govt cheese EBT card to buy food to "give away"....with strings attached, of course!) but I believe he was cautioned against doing it, possibly even by the police, in Olympia. Not sure on that one.

As long as you buy food, it's legal.
Leonardi’s and Figaro’s (Pacific northwest pizza places) allow you to buy takeaway with food stamps.
Ostensibly, food stamps are meant to buy nutritious and\or filling food.
A supplement for those in poverty.
(I ate lots of beans and rice when I was on the dole) but its legal, its his money. If Lucas isn't selling food stamps, the gov doesn't care.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

As long as you buy food, it's legal.
Leonardi’s and Figaro’s (Pacific northwest pizza places) allow you to buy food with food stamps.
Ostensibly, you're not supposed to
(I ate lots of beans and rice when I was on the dole) but its legal, its his money. If Lucas isn't selling food stamps, the gov doesn't care.

Yeah, in that case the caution was probably more on the creepy notes about his amazing sperm....and probable complaints from other homeless kids.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Washington is pretty lenient with food stamps. You're not allowed to give food to other people but I doubt there's any way you can get in trouble for it unless you told them yourself. I did know someone who got his food stamps taken away for buying 200$ worth of cool whip but you can definitely do something dumb like buy 200$ worth of candy without anyone caring. Not that I even want Lucas' EBT taken away. He obviously needs it.

 

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It's funny, because in this video he pretty much says he doesn't talk to the homeless, but go back a few pages and in a recent video,he said he'd date a homeless woman.

As long as she's a runaway!

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I found the quote. this reminds me of Lucas more than anything else.

Lucas would do one of these two things if he found a willing young ovulater.
1. get tired of her as she aged out (and became more mature than him)
3. use her to create his next generation of young ovulators.
let's have those horrifying ratings.


I now think it was a great mistake to move east again and have her go to that private school in Beardsley, instead of somehow scrambling across the Mexican border while the scrambling was good so as to lie low for a couple of years in subtropical bliss until I could safely marry my little Creole for I must confess that depending on the condition of my glands and ganglia, I could switch in the course of the same day from one pole of insanity to the other—from the thought that around 1950 I would have to get rid somehow of a difficult adolescent whose magic nymphage had evaporated—to the thought that with patience and luck I might have her produce eventually a nymphet with my blood in her exquisite veins, a Lolita the Second, who would be eight or nine around 1960, when I would still be dans la force de l’âge; indeed, the telescopy of my mind, or un-mind, was strong enough to distinguish in the remoteness of time a vieillard encore vert—or was it green rot?—bizarre, tender, salivating Dr. Humbert, practicing on supremely lovely Lolita the Third the art of being a granddad.


Nabokov, Vladimir, and Alfred Appel. “Pt. 2 Ch.3.” The Annotated "Lolita": Revised and Updated, Vintage Books, 1991, pp. 173–174.

 

[Rogowski]

Lucas is outright admitting he might defraud you here on this video description:

Wonder if it’s enough to get his account suspended?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

In where Lucas, who has been involuntarily celibate for over 8 years, denies being an incel.
incel = involuntarily celibate, literally, you dope, there's no other qualifiers.

His excuses:
1) He speaks out against "mysogyny" (which he mispronounces as MY-sogyny, instead of MIS-ogyny)
(Because he thinks saying feminist words are more important than engaging in misogynistic actions, like creeping, superficial insults, revenge 'memes', harassing women who reject him on dating sites, etc etc, too many to fucking list at this point)

2) He's non-violent.
(Only because he's a wimp who knows he'd lose any violent confrontation not involving a small girl. Also when did incel = violent? They're usually just sad loners with issues that screw up relationships, that fits Wener pretty well.)

Ugh. I read through this thread recently and I remember him saying that if he goes 7 years without a girlfriend, he'll take a flying leap.
[taps wrist]

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

What makes Lucas a classical incel:

Can't get laid
Vocal about wanting sex; overprioritises it to the degree that he looks foolish and obsessed
Women find him repulsive
Horrible grooming, fashion and hygiene sense
Unrealistic standards
Refuses to improve
Uneducated
Has no social skills
Has no prospects
Uncreative
Lazy/demotivated
Has disgusting views of what he is entitled to from women
Has disgusting views on the underclass status of women
His family has no respect for him; is a misfit who can't even get along with his closest relatives
Is a misfit to wider society and cannot understand how doing basic things results in success; thinks he is beyond those basic things because he's so 'clever'
Uses pseudoscience to justify his warped ideology
Delusional about peoples reactions to him
Obsessed with buzzwords that only someone following his warped ideology even recognise
Is a leech and massively self-absorbed
Obsessed with young women because anybody mature recognises what he is
Is a paedophile
Is afraid of women

What makes Lucas even worse than a classical incel:

Is a criminal with a violent history
His family hates him so much that he's been kicked out, not even a basement dweller
Instead of remaining inside at all times, hopeless about their prospects, Lucas is constantly outside and yet still fails to make anybody like him
Doesn't even have online friends to play games with
Hides behind a progressive ideology like a wolf in sheep's clothing, will lie about his opinions to make him more attractive to young people
Refuses to take his medication, putting him on a public danger level of only the most extreme incels
Is much older than the average ideological incel, has even less chance of redemption
Is so mentally ill that he can't ever learn how the world works, let alone improve himself

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

In where Lucas, who has been involuntarily celibate for over 8 years, denies being an incel.
incel = involuntarily celibate, literally, you dope, there's no other qualifiers.

His excuses:
1) He speaks out against mysogyny (which he mispronounces as MY-sogyny, instead of MIS-ogyny)
(Because he thinks saying feminist words are more important than engaging in misogynistic actions, like creeping, superficial insults, revenge 'memes', harassing women who reject him on dating sites, etc etc, too many to fucking list at this point)

2) He's non-violent.
(Only because he's a wimp who knows he'd lose any violent confrontation not involving a small girl. Also when did incel = violent? They're usually just sad loners with issues that screw up relationships, that fits Wener pretty well.)

Ugh. I read through this thread recently and I remember him saying that if he goes 7 years without a girlfriend, he'll take a flying leap.
[taps wrist]

Indeed. His moron brain seems to be confusing incel with MGTOW, and adding the bit about violence because his current pose ( to justify his complete and utter cowardice) is that he's non-violent. We all know that this is just a way to hide the fact that Lucas, as we've seen , can't do anything but slap his arms around like a little sissy boy. The idea that incels are misogynist or somehow have a dislike for women, I think he's getting that from MGTOWs. Obviously the only thing you need to be an incel is to be involuntarily celibate, which he is. He wants to get laid and no one will let him; That is involuntarily celibate. Lucas is an incel. PERIOD.

Since we know you're reading this, lucas, I'll answer another question which you could figure out on your own if you weren't mentally ill and willfully obstinate.

You ask why people focus on your faults and never mention their own? It's because they're your videos Lucas. And you've removed any way for people to comment , so even if they were willing to discuss their own faults they would have no Avenue to do so. It's all relatively immaterial because you're putting yourself out there in the most open way, showing every disgusting thing about your personality and your body and your life; of course people are going to comment on it!

And this idea that the only way you would change your behavior is if you received a down vote from every person on the earth, including people who live in countries that don't have access to the internet is so facile, so self-protective and stupid that it borders on parody.

You're telling us that the only way you would ever change your behavior is if everyone on the earth found a problem with ? Think about that for a second. You're never going to find anything that even a million people are all in agreement about, so you're basically justifying lying in your own filth and looking like a disgusting Pig, never changing your reprehensible behavior for the rest of your life.

Keep it up, bro.

Your self-possessed smugness when delivering your kernels of insanity is hilarious.

You can dress in a lab coat and use big words all you like, but when you're plugging your ears with your own turds you're not much of a scientist.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

This is a goodie if you're frustrated by his blathering and just want some light content:

He appears transfixed on sushi as being some type of high class, cultured thing to have access to (not very socialist). His video is unnarrated, allowing the visuals to do the talking, and what do we see: crooning tannoy music in the style of Mantovani, loud conversation from other patrons, reverberating obnoxiously across the easy-mop wood laminate floor. We see a plate with a monstrous double-centipede of cheap sushi, from which Lucas picks up a segment with his fingers and jams it into his mouth. The sushi in particular looks barely a step above fish and chips level of cuisine. His table supports a cheap tumbler of water (I have the same pattern, it cost 99p per glass at a supermarket), and a loose plastic bag of unknowns, adding to the romantic atmosphere. 15 18 year old girls, this is the luxury experience that an older daddy could be providing you, the video croons, as Lucas audibly smacks his lips.