Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He's back in fantasyland...something recently has stroked his ego and he's in the grandiose part of the cycle, doing a stream right now where he discusses how he has tons of 16 year old female fans in spokane who think he's "a god", and that people who upvote YouTube videos "want to have sex with" the owner of the video they're upvoting.

He says this matter-of-factly, as if it's taken for granted.

He says 11 year old girls "come up to him" in the mall, but he walks away. "Giddy little schoolgirls" surround him and treat him like "The Beatles in Tokyo". Thats it. He's lost his mind. It's kind of interesting to see someone go pillow-chewing insane in real time...its like a slow-motion film of planes hitting WTC...I can't look away.

None of this is in any way reality. He's living in fantasyland.

His arrogance is rolling off him in waves.

16 Year Old Girl Fans

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Edit: Someone diligent please archive this one. It's another keeper.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Jesus Christ, Lucas, we're not going to doxx or stalk 16 year old girls. Will probably suggest they avoid you, though.

 

[mothman96]

He's back in fantasyland...something recently has stroked his ego and he's in the grandiose part of the cycle, doing a stream right now where he discusses how he has tons of 16 year old female fans in spokane who think he's "a god", and that people who upvote YouTube videos "want to have sex with" the owner of the video they're upvoting.

He says this matter-of-factly, as if it's taken for granted.

He says 11 year old girls "come up to him" in the mall, but he walks away. "Giddy little schoolgirls" surround him and treat him like "The Beatles in Tokyo". Thats it. He's lost his mind. It's kind of interesting to see someone go pillow-chewing insane in real time...its like a slow-motion film of planes hitting WTC...I can't look away.

None of this is in any way reality. He's living in fantasyland.

His arrogance is rolling off him in waves.

16 Year Old Girl Fans

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Edit: Someone diligent please archive this one. It's another keeper.

I believe he does go to the mall, but 11 yr olds/little school girls don't "come up to him/surround him". He's the one following the little girls around. And his 16 yr old "fans", we all know that's bullshit.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

He has a really bad understanding of the difference in culture between KF, general FB advocacy groups, and trolling groups, although all cows tend to. All three are different, and very few people on KF give a shit or are mad enough to actively fuck with him, they tend just to want to watch and not get in the way of him producing content (although of course randoms will use the info on the site in whatever way they choose). They certainly don't give a shit about his targets unless they are cows themselves. It's the true believers you want to worry about, the outraged mothers and Chris Hansens of this world. Those people want to deplatform you.

Edit: Someone diligent please archive this one. It's another keeper.

Snagged and uploading - I always get worried about streams because even when they show as videos it takes a few minutes for them to properly transfer their states and be extractable.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Btw...he mentioned a "16 yr old girl" coming up to him to complain about friends getting blocked. Was that you, @ignominious ? I know you're not 16 (at least, you told him 19 in the texts right?) But his description of the situation sounded similar to when you said you confronted him...Is he just using your meeting and putting the age in his fantasy range?

 

[AnOminous]

He has a really bad understanding of the difference in culture between KF, general FB advocacy groups, and trolling groups, although all cows tend to.

SOFALAW is doing it for the sheer fuckery of it.
FB advocacy groups are afraid of him for being a disgusting predator and possibly dangerous.
We don't give a fuck about any of those things and aren't doing anything but this thread.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

16 Year Old Girl Fans

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Around the 6 minute mark he says 11 year olds approach him

 

[ignominious]

Btw...he mentioned a "16 yr old girl" coming up to him to complain about friends getting blocked. Was that you, @ignominious ? I know you're not 16 (at least, you told him 19 in the texts right?) But his description of the situation sounded similar to when you said you confronted him...Is he just using your meeting and putting the age in his fantasy range?

most likely. i was blocked for having the sheer audacity to defend being lovey-dovey with an SO (though i admit i was a bit aggressive, i was annoyed with his constant bullshit).

my friends that were with me (18 and 16 respectively, though he shouldn't really have any way of knowing that) were blocked post Lacie fiasco. we kinda missed his spergathons and saw him meandering through downtown like an obese sasquatch and figured we'd be like "teehee can you unblock us?"

he said NOTHING in response and illegally waddled across the street to get away from us highly threatening girls.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Around the 6 minute mark he says 11 year olds approach him

Thank you for this - any documentation of the small elements of these videos is very welcome, because nobody has the time to watch them all. I am sure a lot of incriminating information just gets lost in the noise.

To me the most notable thing was at 6:35 plus where he uses the term "so young they would upset the status quo". Now, we already know Lucas is an extremist when it comes to politics, so the only way this could be taken is status quo = bad, and upsetting it = good. I don't even need to get melodramatic over the implications of this, everybody can see what it means. I know he thinks it just means younger women with older men, but the pedo shit between the lines is undeniable.

Shortly after this point he talks about what a rock star he feels with how many young women want him. I don't even know if this is recognising the people laughing at him and mistaking it for admiration, or if he's imagining things entirely. He cannot conceptualise normal human behaviour, he describes the potential of women liking him as "thumbs-up reactions" as though it were a social media post. FFS, even his social media posts are ridiculously ignored in terms of feedback.

 

[FatherPucci]

And right after that mark until up to the 10 minute point he is pointing out the only reason he doesn't have a bunch of thumbs up on his videos is because he won't date 16 year olds, if he did they would be all over him like butter on potatoes (9:45). He also states his observation that all women normally want to talk to him, its just that the men in their lives don't let them.

 

[Kane Lives]

And right after that mark until up to the 10 minute point he is pointing out the only reason he doesn't have a bunch of thumbs up on his videos is because he won't date 16 year olds, if he did they would be all over him like butter on potatoes (9:45). He also states his observation that all women normally want to talk to him, its just that the men in their lives don't let them.

The sheer entitlement of this cow, for real.

 

[wenttobermuda]

16 Year Old Girl Fans

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Around the 6 minute mark he says 11 year olds approach him

Wow, Wern has really leveled up his creepiness. I thought he was maxed out.

His delusions reflect his fantasies. The level of attention from girls (literal girls) that he imagines he receives reflects his desires, and his sense of entitlement. He impresses himself as someone an 11 year old girl would want to talk to, and (gag) be attracted to. I don't doubt Wern would screw a 5th grader.

 

[FatherPucci]

This Will Make You Cry

Instagram: lucaswerner79

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This one is a doozy. All within the first 5 minutes he responds to Chris Hanson, its all just hearsay and not things you can find by googling him. Then he harps on about how his parents love him but he wont prove it. But the best part is that he claims that he never fails to make women open up to him by staring at them, grimacing his face and looking hurt/concerned/angry. However those pesky bartenders will start asking questions and cockblocking him once he did so. Yeah Lucas it isn't because you look highly unstable and they dont want actual paying customers to get hurt. But hey, right before the 10 minute mark he admits that he can't afford to go to bars so that part is likely just another hallucination. Seriously though, he thinks the best move to get women is look mad?

 

[A whole lotta nope]

This Will Make You Cry

Instagram: lucaswerner79

www.youtube.com

This one is a doozy. All within the first 5 minutes he responds to Chris Hanson, its all just hearsay and not things you can find by googling him. Then he harps on about how his parents love him but he wont prove it. But the best part is that he claims that he never fails to make women open up to him by staring at them, grimacing his face and looking hurt/concerned/angry. However those pesky bartenders will start asking questions and cockblocking him once he did so. Yeah Lucas it isn't because you look highly unstable and they dont want actual paying customers to get hurt. But hey, right before the 10 minute mark he admits that he can't afford to go to bars so that part is likely just another hallucination. Seriously though, he thinks the best move to get women is look mad?

He claims his parents love him. I'm sure they do. However, they've probably distanced themselves and/or cut ties because there's just no reaching him and there's only so much they can take. He says that his parents are like concern trolls. He doesn't understand that they are genuinely concerned for him.

I seriously doubt women approach him when he's scowling. We women have to be on guard for our own safety at all times and we generally avoid anyone who seems creepy or just "off". No woman is approaching a creepy weirdo who is just sitting there making faces. Where he comes up with this shit is a mystery.

 

[Da Dude123]

Yeah, this video did not make me cry. Not at all. He never gets tired of virtue signaling and acting like a white knight. Acting like he is a feminist aly, and he is there to defend the blacks from bigotry. And he will call guys punks who call women bitches, and he doesn't care if they are wearing a flat bill cap! Of course, Lucas calls women bitches all the time, but it's okay when he does it, because Reee!

What a dufus!

He claims his parents love him. I'm sure they do. However, they've probably distanced themselves and/or cut ties because there's just no reaching him and there's only so much they can take. He says that his parents are like concern trolls. He doesn't understand that they are genuinely concerned for him.

I seriously doubt women approach him when he's scowling. We women have to be on guard for our own safety at all times and we generally avoid anyone who seems creepy or just "off". No woman is approaching a creepy weirdo who is just sitting there making faces. Where he comes up with this shit is a mystery.

 

[Toasty]

Best line in the 16 year old vid: all over me like butter on a potato.
Yup, sums it up nicely wern

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Lucas, since you are still reading this thread....I work downtown and I will take a picture of your fat, slobby, greasy ass every time I see you and post it here. The reason I will never approach you nor speak to you is not because I am afraid of you, it is because you are a self righteous, entitled, narcissistic, schizophrenic creep.

Dude, you should set up a burner account and provoke him into breaking something like a window. You'll have induced more noxious milk from the cow and get paid on the clock (except for the waiters but fuck them anyway).

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

most likely. i was blocked for having the sheer audacity to defend being lovey-dovey with an SO (though i admit i was a bit aggressive, i was annoyed with his constant bullshit).

my friends that were with me (18 and 16 respectively, though he shouldn't really have any way of knowing that) were blocked post Lacie fiasco. we kinda missed his spergathons and saw him meandering through downtown like an obese sasquatch and figured we'd be like "teehee can you unblock us?"

he said NOTHING in response and illegally waddled across the street to get away from us highly threatening girls.

Interesting; that makes a lot more sense. In the video he revises the reality of his cowardice of teen girls by saying that A) You are in love with him, and B) That he responds to your begging to be re-added by...its not too clear actually, but he basically says he told you that everyone in Spokane is hostile and violent which are not traits he associates with the left wing. Yes, go figure, but it's more of his black-and-white thinking, good group vs. bad group, etc. etc. I'm gonna assume this is total bullshit, mostly because your account of him slinking away without responding squares much more with the Lucas we've come to know.

It's interesting that, now that he's decided women are all in love with him and throwing themselves at his feet, he has to find new and nonsensical justifications for why he doesn't have a girlfriend, since he's obviously, ya know, up to his neckbeard in preteen pussy. The newest explanation why none of the schoolgirl throngs are good enough for him is that "he's waiting for them to come up to him" because he's decided that "men approaching women is misogynist."

Huh. Kinda funny how he says they ARE coming up to him....but they're also not? This new turnaround record for fastest time contradicting himself is really emblematic of this new mania he's been riding: He's literally contradicting himself from one sentence to the next sometimes, and seems unusually scattered...even for him. Also funny how his caveat to wait for the chicks to "come to him" is what a certain pathologically shy dork named Lucas Werner would do, because he was too much of a coward to ask a girl out in a normal way, without sperm notes or grandiosity.

But this new commitment to end the misogyny of men approaching women? This is NOTHING like that.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Lucas ‘liberal’ Werner face-to-face with Hitler. What does he bring up? Of course...

Me Face To Face With Hitler

Good night, honies.

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He truly is a piece of shit isn’t he?

 

[FadeIntoBolivian]

Damn, it's really gotta suck being Lucas. Like, if I had to pick one brain to be sentenced to living out the life of as a version of hell, between Chris-Chan or Lucas, it's an easy call to make, you go Chris 10 times out of 10. Instead of bitterly raging gibberish into the void for years on end over not being able to fuck teenagers, you live as sad of a life.. but every day is one spent with your imaginary friends who think you're the coolest, getting ready for an interdimensional merge, successfully panhandling, etc. No such luck for the Wern.