Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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Ancani said:
I wonder what bullshit he'll post today, since it's my birthday and all?

I'm not seeing anything yet (aside from him wondering if the new TMBG song is about us, because he's a fucking idiot who apparently thinks a song that's likely from the POV of a stalker is a romantic song about us, of course). Kinda surprising, but maybe it bodes well?

Maybe?

I can hope, okay?
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Happy birthday!
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Why does he depict himself with ass-length blue hair and wearing a top hat? What's up with that?
 
ManicPixieDreamGirl said:
Since you asked...


He yells "ANAL SEX ATTACK!" multiple times.
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This would be heartwarming if Nick wasn't disgusting. How old is Amber here? Does she knows what those terms means? I don't even want to think about that...

Seeing him out of breath and looking as though he might drop dead from a heart attack gives me hope that it'll happen soon, if he gets so winded all those years ago.
 
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ManicPixieDreamGirl said:
Since you asked...


He yells "ANAL SEX ATTACK!" multiple times.
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You know, I tried to watch that video, but I only got a few seconds in before I had to turn it off. The way he tries to act like a cool big brother and play with his sister, but it's painfully obvious he's only doing it to groom her for his sick fetishes, it's fucking disgusting. As a big brother to a younger sister myself, I really, really hope this guy's rotten teeth finally kill him. Bastard...

Also, I have to ask: does anyone know why in some of his videos he wears that stupid tinfoil hat? Is he one of those people who thinks it blocks alien mind control beams or something?
 
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Ho Mo for Women said:
Also, I have to ask: does anyone know why in some of his videos he wears that stupid tinfoil hat? Is he one of those people who thinks it blocks alien mind control beams or something?
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It blocks the beams the Government sends out to brainwash the masses into thinking Kentucky is real, obviously.
 
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Too lazy to screenshot, and I'm so sorry: "I wonder if Answer is aboot me and Wife, because she's the answer to my prayers just like in the song." My apologies, @Ancani, you called it, with a spectacular display of point-missing from him. I hope you have an amazing birthday, regardless.
 
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