Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[Lurkio]

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Alright, more info on the comic! Let's see what we got!

Bonnie Arc- Talked about here ad nauseum, though Lily has changed the plot structure several times since coming up with this bastardization of an otherwise good Pokemon, so I'm looking forward to see how he executes it.

Injury Arc- This is new, and a good one to boot! I mean, really?...A punch to the Heart? I know I shouldn't be surprised given Lily's penchant for middle-school level story writing, but still. I'm not even going to go into the logistics as to why the heart is one of the hardest organs to damage with a "sucker-punch" because it would involve a lengthy explanation of why people just never go for the upper torso when in a fight (quick explanation: it's easy to protect and has a strong rib-cage also protecting it). This is just another one of the long list of examples of Lily completely abandoning practicality and logic in favor of drama and edge. Oh, and of course I'm doubting it's the actual move "Sucker Punch" (which is a very strong move when used wisely and could mess a Gardevoir up) and is literally just a straight up actual sucker punch because Lily thinks Gardevoirs are invincible killing machines for some reason.

Edit: Realized this after posting, by "Heart" Lily could be referring to that red thing coming out of a Gardevoir's chest, which (considering what the Pokemon is) makes sense. But if that's the case you'd think that if a creature had one of it's most vital organs just exposed like that it would be rather difficult to damage compared to the rest of it's body.

House Arc- Eh, this one just sounds like simple wish fulfillment on Lilys part, he's mentioned wanting to move out several times but doesn't have the money. Until we learn more about it I don't have much to say.

 

[Neil]

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>transmedicalism
you know, when you're required to take estrogen hormones and when surgery for this is pushed as much as it is, I don't think you can separate the medical system from it.
Since you, you know, kinda need it to alleviate your discomfort?

 

[That Dumb Derp]

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The sad thing is that Lily's mindset is, for once, the popular one. Look around Trans twitter or other places with heavy amounts of the trans community and you begin to find that arguing against the formerly conservative notion that being trans is just people saying they want to be trans are declared to be gross, terrible people.

Even discounting the fact that some transmeds do have hang ups about nonbinary genders (which, let's be honest, save for the billion tumblr genders, it's easy to argue that dysphoria can be on a spectrum not unlike sexual orientation), the trans community is more interested in shooting itself in the foot and giving ammunition to conservatives than helping trans people have rights and have treatment without looking like sex pests. You even have people trying to gaslight the public into believing that transmeds and truscum were never the majority, were never the majority of the trans community, and don't even have a leg to stand on. They'll destroy their own idols like ContraPoints just to protect trans people who never make the attempt to transition and just wear the label in the same way one wears a ring, scarf, wrist watch or other personal accessory.

This is the problem with Lily's rhetoric, the problem with Mermaids UK, the anti-ContraPoints crowd and all sorts of other causes in the trans community today... and I'm just horrified by these results.

 

[Rev]

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[Armored Hero Fanfic]

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I know it's a pokemon annd therefore human physiology doesn't apply to it, but if someone managed to punch you in the fucking heart You're probably alreadt dying from complications that arrive from a shattered ribcage.
Also the house arc is gonna be the most irrelevant because the backgrounds have zero detailing in them.

Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr, Stop asking me how to write your stor…

archived 2 Nov 2019 14:24:50 UTC

archive.li

 

[ShiftyBoi]

No one has the right to murder millions, and Hitler disagrees?
That doesn't make sense. I mean fuck Hitler murdered millions of gay people.
I get the joke is that Hitler doesn't care that someone else has an opinion he disagrees with, like any rational person would,
but Lily, since when did you respect anyone else's opinion?
And since when have you not fantasized about being the top tier smartboy opinion no one can question?

 

[InfinityBuster]

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At this point, everyone on the planet except Lily and her fanbase might as well be Hitler.

 

[Semen Krabs1999]

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No one has the right to murder millions, and Hitler disagrees?
That doesn't make sense. I mean fuck Hitler murdered millions of gay people.
I get the joke is that Hitler doesn't care that someone else has an opinion he disagrees with, like any rational person would,
but Lily, since when did you respect anyone else's opinion?
And since when have you not fantasized about being the top tier smartboy opinion no one can question?

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

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An amusingly case of Lily parroting the mainstream opinion for a change, instead of being contrarian over it.
"If you're a minority and you disagree with me, it means that you hate yourself and suck Conservative cock." is a rather common argument among Far Left Extremists.
Because clearly, if a minority person has a different opinion from the mainstream it can only stem from internalized minority-phobia.
These people are so fucking tribalist and collectivist, they'd probably join into a hivemind if given the chance and never have an original thought again.

 

[Neil]

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I love how the clown meme just set Jerry off into a spergplosion.

 

[Count K. Rumulon]

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I mean all the person needed to do was recycle that image of Miles Edgeworth saying the clown thing and the same effect would have been reached.

 

[Semen Krabs1999]

Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr

Undedited audio for the Gen 1 video is 50 minutes

lily-orchard.tumblr.com

 

[ShiftyBoi]

So in a fit of boredom I decided to revisit the wiki page and I found an upcoming plot element, It's not likely to appear but it had a spoiler warning.
The archive site is being weird so I just have this screenshot and a link.

Diantha's Gardevoir

Diantha's Gardevoir is a minor antagonist in Madhouse. She is Diantha's mate, and has used violence and blackmail to keep their secret safe. At some point before the comic, Lily Orchard discovered Diantha's secret, but her Gardevoir blackmailed her into silence. Being too powerful to overcome...

pokemadhouse.fandom.com

It's a Gardevoir that apparently beats and threatens its trainer into keeping its mating bond going, which seems elaborate to me, why not just...you know, mate with a dunsparce or a ditto or something. Those aren't going anywhere.
This makes me wonder what lily thinks of the power dynamic thing. Since it's the Gardevoir and not the trainer doing it.
Also Lily herself on this very same wiki says that her and Gardevoir's relationship is meant to deconstruct fat neck beards giving Gardevoir tits.

That seems fucked up to me but whatever. Why add this codependency, wet dream, sleep rape shit? If I wanna fuck a stupid made up anime monster that's one thing, but Lily's version strikes me as more depraved.

 

[Semen Krabs1999]

 

[Lurkio]

So in a fit of boredom I decided to revisit the wiki page and I found an upcoming plot element, It's not likely to appear but it had a spoiler warning.
The archive site is being weird so I just have this screenshot and a link.

Diantha's Gardevoir

Diantha's Gardevoir is a minor antagonist in Madhouse. She is Diantha's mate, and has used violence and blackmail to keep their secret safe. At some point before the comic, Lily Orchard discovered Diantha's secret, but her Gardevoir blackmailed her into silence. Being too powerful to overcome...

pokemadhouse.fandom.com

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It's a Gardevoir that apparently beats and threatens its trainer into keeping its mating bond going, which seems elaborate to me, why not just...you know, mate with a dunsparce or a ditto or something. Those aren't going anywhere.
This makes me wonder what lily thinks of the power dynamic thing. Since it's the Gardevoir and not the trainer doing it.
Also Lily herself on this very same wiki says that her and Gardevoir's relationship is meant to deconstruct fat neck beards giving Gardevoir tits.
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That seems fucked up to me but whatever. Why add this codependency, wet dream, sleep rape shit? If I wanna fuck a stupid made up anime monster that's one thing, but Lily's version strikes me as more depraved.

Holy crap, she's actually going to be throwing in a major canon Pokemon character into her "story" (and a league champion no less) but is also going to have her signature Pokemon, a Gardevoir (because of course) be a villain? Wow.

First off, I'll give Lily VERY minor props for not going the super easy route that typical bad fan-fictions take and just have a canon human character be the bad guy that ends up opposing their OC, having a Pokemon be the bad guy is actually the road less traveled here and has the potential to be an interesting story. Granted, it still completely breaks canon, as Diantha can Mega-Evolve her Gardevoir which requires a strong bond and there's some extra source material go into detail about their friendship, but I can still recognize a decent story idea, though I doubt Lily will execute it well, and speaking of...

The big issue here is that it's freaking Diantha's Gardevoir, one of, if not THEE, most powerful Gardevoirs in the Pokemon universe and this artical implies that Lily's Gardevoir is strong enough to go toe-to-toe with her? At least, that's the vibe I'm getting seeing as Diantha's Gardevoir was threatening their reputation and friends rather then them directly, but the point is, you can't just magically have your fan character be as strong or stronger then established canon character that's really strong and expect people to be cool with it. If you want me to even begin to believe that your fan character can even stand along side with even regular canon characters, much less the powerful ones, you really gotta earn that. Your character or characters have to be so well written and flow into the story so smoothly that I'd honestly believe they'd be part of the actual franchise instead of an unofficial fan character if shown without any other context.

Also, did you check out that bit on "Lacey Beaulieu" ?

https://pokemadhouse.fandom.com/wiki/Lacey_Beaulieu

So, apparently she was Diantha's ex-girlfriend (oh, Diantha's is gay/ bi in this comic apparently), is a "cynical fast talking socialite" who spends all her time in cafe's talking about fashion, is considered the second most attractive and desirable women in all of Kalos just behind Diantha, and weights about 220 lbs., which would make her at least obese unless she happens to be over 6 ft. tall (which is unlikely). If you think I'm trying to make a big deal out of it, I'm not, the "Trivia" section of the wiki goes out of its way to point this out. You know, stuff like this reminds me how the "Tumblr art style" became what it is and I'm glad it's dying out.

 

[Ben Laden]

Holy crap, she's actually going to be throwing in a major canon Pokemon character into her "story" (and a league champion no less) but is also going to have her signature Pokemon, a Gardevoir (because of course) be a villain? Wow.

First off, I'll give Lily VERY minor props for not going the super easy route that typical bad fan-fictions take and just have a canon human character be the bad guy that ends up opposing their OC, having a Pokemon be the bad guy is actually the road less traveled here and has the potential to be an interesting story. Granted, it still completely breaks canon, as Diantha can Mega-Evolve her Gardevoir which requires a strong bond and there's some extra source material go into detail about their friendship, but I can still recognize a decent story idea, though I doubt Lily will execute it well, and speaking of...

The big issue here is that it's freaking Diantha's Gardevoir, one of, if not THEE, most powerful Gardevoirs in the Pokemon universe and this artical implies that Lily's Gardevoir is strong enough to go toe-to-toe with her? At least, that's the vibe I'm getting seeing as Diantha's Gardevoir was threatening their reputation and friends rather then them directly, but the point is, you can't just magically have your fan character be as strong or stronger then established canon character that's really strong and expect people to be cool with it. If you want me to even begin to believe that your fan character can even stand along side with even regular canon characters, much less the powerful ones, you really gotta earn that. Your character or characters have to be so well written and flow into the story so smoothly that I'd honestly believe they'd be part of the actual franchise instead of an unofficial fan character if shown without any other context.

Also, did you check out that bit on "Lacey Beaulieu" ?

https://pokemadhouse.fandom.com/wiki/Lacey_Beaulieu

So, apparently she was Diantha's ex-girlfriend (oh, Diantha's is gay/ bi in this comic apparently), is a "cynical fast talking socialite" who spends all her time in cafe's talking about fashion, is considered the second most attractive and desirable women in all of Kalos just behind Diantha, and weights about 220 lbs., which would make her at least obese unless she happens to be over 6 ft. tall (which is unlikely). If you think I'm trying to make a big deal out of it, I'm not, the "Trivia" section of the wiki goes out of its way to point this out. You know, stuff like this reminds me how the "Tumblr art style" became what it is and I'm glad it's dying out.

The idea of making your fan character on par with a powerful canon character is like some DBZ fan comic shit. Jerry I thought you hated anime tropes?

 

[Neil]

So in a fit of boredom I decided to revisit the wiki page and I found an upcoming plot element, It's not likely to appear but it had a spoiler warning.
The archive site is being weird so I just have this screenshot and a link.

Diantha's Gardevoir

Diantha's Gardevoir is a minor antagonist in Madhouse. She is Diantha's mate, and has used violence and blackmail to keep their secret safe. At some point before the comic, Lily Orchard discovered Diantha's secret, but her Gardevoir blackmailed her into silence. Being too powerful to overcome...

pokemadhouse.fandom.com

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It's a Gardevoir that apparently beats and threatens its trainer into keeping its mating bond going, which seems elaborate to me, why not just...you know, mate with a dunsparce or a ditto or something. Those aren't going anywhere.
This makes me wonder what lily thinks of the power dynamic thing. Since it's the Gardevoir and not the trainer doing it.
Also Lily herself on this very same wiki says that her and Gardevoir's relationship is meant to deconstruct fat neck beards giving Gardevoir tits.
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That seems fucked up to me but whatever. Why add this codependency, wet dream, sleep rape shit? If I wanna fuck a stupid made up anime monster that's one thing, but Lily's version strikes me as more depraved.

You really gotta wonder something, why is Jerry so negative and violent? Everything he writes about characterwise (that isn't uwu gay bbys) is "[insert pokewaifu here] is a murdering rapist full of hatred and aggression who likes to kick puppies and set Christians on fire while dream-raping teenagers", and that's for both protagonists and antagonists.
Who the hell is supposed to be likable in this trainwreck?
Talk about writing reflecting writer.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

The idea of making your fan character on par with a powerful canon character is like some DBZ fan comic shit. Jerry I thought you hated anime tropes?

The thing I hate so much is how cool Lily wants it to be. And the fact that it's only strong because Lily is near it.
Like woah guys it's obsessed with me and wants to fuck me, and it's all crazy and powerful because it loves me so much

*ahem*

 

[That Dumb Derp]

The thing I hate so much is how cool Lily wants it to be. And the fact that it's only strong because Lily is near it.
Like woah guys it's obsessed with me and wants to fuck me, and it's all crazy and powerful because it loves me so much
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*ahem*

At least Ainz not only fully regrets making Albedo like that, but it's shown that it's actually pretty unhealthy and creepy for her to be so obsessed. She even attempts rape him and while it's played as a joke, it's in the context of "haha, he reaped what he sowed", "haha, he's a lich so no dick" and "haha, rape is uncomfortable".

Lily just fetishizes it to the extreme.

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

so

It's a Gardevoir that apparently beats and threatens its trainer into keeping its mating bond going

maybe I'm readnig it wrong, but I'm assuming It's blackmailing other people and not the trainer, because thepokemon blackmailing the trainer would fly in the face of this stupid power dynamic thing Lily keeps wanting to make the focus of the comic, even if it doesn't seem to actually mean anything