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[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

At least three hentai game reviews on there feature clearly underage characters, and that's only the ones coming to mind (RapeLay, some detective game, and some game with Little Red Goddamn Riding Hood.)

Yeah, uh, okay. I think between that, everything else others mentioned, and now goons waiting to assault the Covington kid like a crusty old pervert salivates over the day that a teenage pop star becomes legally fuckable, that what we have here is a community with some fairly disturbing tendencies towards minors and no real inclination to address it.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

And now, for a palate cleanser, let's play "guess what part of this post got this goon 30 days!" You're not allowed to check the leper's colony for the actual probation reason; the offending statement is hidden somewhere in this wall of text about the Covington kid.

Spoiler: THE ANSWER

Calling the drummer a "clearly mentally ill minority." Yes, those four words are worth a 30 day probation, but not all manner of fantasies about harming children in the posts above and below this one.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

At no point did I ever see anyone in D&D figure out why Native Americans might be a bit mad about the Catholic Church. They protested outside a church that night during Mass, actually, which nobody ever mentioned.

It was literally just gulag the Covington kid for racism and a dumb hat. Surface-level leftism.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

Calling a guy who falsely claimed to be a Vietnam veteran insane is probably the most charitable spin you can put on him though.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Calling a guy who falsely claimed to be a Vietnam veteran insane is probably the most charitable spin you can put on him though.

Honest Ingun speakee the English pidgin for a wee fee?

Yeah, uh, okay. I think between that, everything else others mentioned, and now goons waiting to assault the Covington kid like a crusty old pervert salivates over the day that a teenage pop star becomes legally fuckable, that what we have here is a community with some with some fairly disturbing tendencies towards minors and no real inclination to address it.

Once again goons show their pioneering spirit in gender trailblazing by changing the pedo cliche of thirsting after Catholic schoolgirl fronthole to fulfilling fantasies of Catholic schoolboy butthole assault

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Goons only care if someone is ideologically correct. They will defend and excuse anything if you’re woke enough. It’s why these far left groups keep getting into various scandals.

That’s why Zack Parsons, the urgoon, is still well regarded despite reviewing underage pedo games. I’m glad his writing career never took off.

 

[northstar747]

Good idea rich

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

Good idea rich

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I mean have you seen the goons.txt twitter?

Lowtax is a paragon of restraint by comparison

 

[Pissmaster]

That ship sailed ages ago when former moderator McCain argues that the age of consent was outmoded as a concept, and that you should be allowed to fuck kids, and never got called on it. Even today, years after Aatrek you still get pedantic goony morons arguing “well ackshully, it’s not pedophilia, it’s ephebophilia ”

Yeah, while pedophilia is a bridge too far for even the more clown worldish crazies, the push to differentiate ephebophilia from it is absolutely their way of burning the frog slowly and trying to get people comfortable with lowering their standards as to what age is socially acceptable. Shit, even 18 seems too young, you're still pretty damn naive and innocent by then.

Though everyone who's even remotely sane still seems to agree that ephebophilia is just what pedophiles use to try to pretend they're not, thankfully. I feel like I first saw that word over a decade ago, so hopefully it's not working. But then again, all this bizarre tranny acceptance bullshit just seemed to happen overnight sometime in early 2016, so I really, really hope I don't wake up and find out that public opinion has shifted even farther into total clown world.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

I was looking at old photoshop Fridays and the racism was astounding.

Here is one example

Offensive Cereals

www.somethingawful.com

I doubt the current crop of goons bothers with the old content....somebody should buy a banner ad linking to the old racist content.

 

[BlueSpark]

I was looking at old photoshop Fridays and the racism was astounding.

Here is one example

Offensive Cereals

www.somethingawful.com

I doubt the current crop of goons bothers with the old content....somebody should buy a banner ad linking to the old racist content.

What strikes me more is just how unfunny these are. Goons are so lame, my god.

 

[0 0]

What strikes me more is just how unfunny these are. Goons are so lame, my god.

It's a time capsule of when the simple fact of being edgy was enough to push humor. It's a simpler time compared to now where you need to tie it to a punch line, these days.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

What strikes me more is just how unfunny these are. Goons are so lame, my god.

I remember laughing at alot of these at the time...i guess it like above simpler times.


Imagine all the woke goons reeeeing over old racist content. Lowtax would actually have to log back in.

 

[Dan Abrams]

I was looking at old photoshop Fridays and the racism was astounding.

Here is one example

Offensive Cereals

www.somethingawful.com

I doubt the current crop of goons bothers with the old content....somebody should buy a banner ad linking to the old racist content.

How much do we wanna bet that if we looked up these usernames and found that if they are still active they're posting black lives matter/believe all women/trans rights shit.

 

[Ghostse]

I still get a laugh out of them. Its not exactly high brow humor, and some goons clearly put in effort while others just lazily slapped "Faggot" on a cereal box.

 

[Never Scored]

I was looking at old photoshop Fridays and the racism was astounding.

Here is one example

Offensive Cereals

www.somethingawful.com

I doubt the current crop of goons bothers with the old content....somebody should buy a banner ad linking to the old racist content.

I was feeling a little nostalgic the other night and I looked through some old Comedy Goldmines. Then I realized it hadn't been updated since 2017 and it made me sad that it's not even getting shitty updates based on the current crop of posters anymore.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

I was feeling a little nostalgic the other night and I looked through some old Comedy Goldmines. Then I realized it hadn't been updated since 2017 and it made me sad that it's not even getting shitty updates based on the current crop of posters anymore.

What, seriously?

SA is fucking dead. I can't recall anything relevant that came out of SA in years. At least people give a shit about ResetERA. Shit, even Kiwifarms is still able to impact things outside of Kiwifarms, and this site is appallingly niche by comparison.

Is it really that hard for them to find one intentionally funny thread on their website now?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Is it really that hard for them to find one intentionally funny thread on their website now?

Humor is transphobic, mysogynist, sexist, hateful, bigoted, racist, and what Dronald Dumpf wants.

 

[northstar747]

thought it was funny

 

[Bees]

Goddamn, there's a bunch of current content on the front page. Fuckin' Zack Parsons tapped some lorem ipsum bullshit I forgot how much he sucks

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