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- Dec 18, 2018
Monkey see, monkey do.
There is a dumpster diver channel that freaks me the fuck out and I'm not even linking to her because she's just that awful and I suspect Chantal has discovered her, too. This woman sells cosmetics and self-care items she finds in dumpsters, like half-empty customer returns, old product, recalled items and similar. Most appalling is that she sells tester items, labeled "tester" and bath bombs and soaps dumped without plastic or protective wrapping. And bear in mind her audience and customers know full well what they are buying from her and the risks but do it anyway because it's cheap. This gal haunts dumpsters at big box stores, Ulta, Sephora, Lush, and drug stores on the stores' dump days and she also knows when cosmetic lines change their store displays and grabs those display and tester items when stores discard them.
Think about it. People are willing to buy make-up testers that have sat in a dumpster. They think claims of bacterial colonization in these products is overstated, or think spraying some alcohol mixed with water disinfects things like eyeshadow and lipsticks. Regardless, they buy them and this girl makes a fairly good side hustle, possibly even a living, selling this shit in closed Facebook groups. Could Chantal be looking for a side hustle? Better content for her channel? Or did she watch just long enough to imagine filling her apartment with Lush and B&BW and MAC and Lancome and not having to pay for any of it? Probably the latter because I can't see Chantal putting any effort into work or her channel.
But it's hilarious to me that this monster who is so fat she has to throw her groceries into a cart because her enormous gut and T-Rex arms prevent her from being able to lean into the cart like a human thought she could dumpster dive. And she thought tiny, unmuscled Peetz could somehow be of assistance. Most upscale stores have metal bars across the tops of their dumpsters to try to deter this shit (pouring bleach over product didn't work and opened them to liability and smashing stuff with hammers only works to a degree) but the gal I mention above is slender and has a fit companion to help. Chantal is so fucking fat she cannot even dumpster dive properly and her portly elf is of no use either.
I mean, I'm not a lawyer but this seems like something that could get you sued -- either for stealing garbage (so maybe arrested, not sued) reselling items not intended for resale, or possibly giving someone some kinda plague from using eyeshadow soaked in rat piss. ("Buyer beware" might depend on where in the world she's doing this. I dunno. But I'm waiting for a Buzzfeed article to report on how she's in prison.)
You know she hit a new low when not even Peetz is taking part in what she does anymore
The next low thing for her would be to eat whatever she finds while dumpster diving. And if her scat and fart stories are true (which some are at least most likely) then she's disgusting enough to eat from the garbage as well
Vegan didn't work out for her, so I suppose fregan was the next step (since as with all trends, she's about ten years behind the times). I can see her collecting herbicide-ridden dandelion greens from the park (probably watered in her own piss) and insisting that ebil western culture throws out perfectly good cheese that she's happy to scrape the mold off and feature in a mukbang talking about pedophilia rings or something equally hilarious.
I'm waiting for her to get stuck in a dumpster and frantically livestream for help. I'm sure Karatejoe would drive out to rescue her.