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It's hard to see how a bunch of Hollywood types thought it was a good idea to spend $185 million on Dark Fate when no one liked Genisys. Mind you if you look here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_(franchise)#Box_office_performance
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Genisys made $440 million worldwide on a budget of $155 million. Even if you double the budget to add in marketing costs, it looks like it made money. Maybe they think the same will happen with Dark Fate. Mind you if you assume marketing costs = budget, Terminator Salvation cost $400 million and so the worldwide gross of $371 million means it lost money.
TBF he's kinda right here though. Every Terminator movie since T2 has been a bomb no matter what they do.
It isn't the same as Star Wars which went from printing money and ruling the toy isle for twenty years to bargain clearance after Disney got it's hands on it.
Yeah. Star Wars is a huge place (regardless of what Rich Evans says,) enough to tell two complete trilogies comfortably. Terminator, meanwhile, has That Terminator Plot that it just recycles over and over. Aliens is another series with that problem- as great as the gimmick is, you can only do so much with it before you start repeating yourself. While I don't think another good Terminator movie is impossible, it would have to walk the tightrope of not deviating from the Terminator formula too much while still feeling like it brought something new enough to be worth watching to the table.
Part of the problem here is that the time travel rules aren't really explained and don't make intuitive sense, so it tends to get tangled up in it's own dick when it comes to continuity. The first movie got away with it via stable time loop, the second fudged w/r/t the ripple effect but was open-ended enough that you could overlook it, but everything after that just gets confusing. And it's not like Doctor Who, where they can just say "timey-wimey ball" and move on, because time travel is basically the Stargate in that show- how they get to the monster of the week.
I partially agree. As far as Terminator goes the only things you could do is: either focus on the Future War or more time travel stories that don't rip off either Terminator 1 or 2. Maybe there's other ways Skynet can manifest? But it is limited.
This is the closest we'll ever get a true Terminator 3:
Thank you for your service, sounds just as terrible as I imagined.[Extremely long and thorough review]
Genisys made $440 million worldwide on a budget of $155 million. Even if you double the budget to add in marketing costs, it looks like it made money. Maybe they think the same will happen with Dark Fate. Mind you if you assume marketing costs = budget, Terminator Salvation cost $400 million and so the worldwide gross of $371 million means it lost money.
I don't want this to be too dickish but this really gets my goat. I hate when people just go to wikipedia and look at gross / budget and think they know the success of a movie. You at least knew that budget didn't include marketing but you don't seem to know that a movie's gross does not include the movie theater's cut, which in general, is around 50% of the gross but varies based on the contracts the theaters have with that studio.
Also, foreign box office gross, ESPECIALLY China cannot be trusted AT ALL. They are essentially whatever the theater wants to report. A big example of this is when the movie Warcraft came out and the Chinese numbers were insane, until you looked at it more than surface level. They had theaters that were destroyed in floods reporting as being full audiences for weeks.
Maybe this is the wrong question to ask but is there a rule of thumb to work out if a movie made money? E.g. if I double the budget to include marketing costs and halve the gross to take out the studio cut is that a decent first approximation for profitability?
According to noted Shill reviewer Scott Mendleson only a handfull of movies needed China to make a profit.Now that I didn't know. So Genisys, a film that is literally a worse crime against humanity than the Holocaust, didn't make money? And all those flops Hollywood claims made money because they were big in China probably didn't make money either? That's the best news I've had all week!
Unless the film is a co-production, has a major Chinese investor or has some other deal prior to release, the studios get around 25% of the ticket price from China, versus over/under 50% from everywhere else. So, while the marketplace is often, by far, the biggest overseas territory for a given movie, it merely acts to help already huge movies get to flashier and more boast-worthy global totals. If a big movie like Star Trek Beyond stumbles around the world, a $60 million Chinese gross isn’t going to save it. Conversely, with a few exceptions (xXx: Return of Xander Cage and Resident Evil: The Final Chapter, both of which cost between $40 million and $85 million, come to mind), no “big” movies that have become big hits solely because of a “Chinese bailout
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Box Office: ‘Terminator’ Bombs Again As ‘Dark Fate’ Nabs Apocalyptic $10.6 Million Friday
Even with James Cameron and Linda Hamilton reuniting with Arnold Schwarzenegger in an R-rated sequel which stole from the 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' playbook, 'Terminator: Dark Fate' once again failed to avoid Judgment Day.www.forbes.com
And this one:Terminator has become a metaphor for itself, with filmmakers trying different things only to face the same outcome: Judgment Day is inevitable. Hollywood may yet figure out that audiences who aren’t die-hard sci-fi geeks have little interest in additional Terminator movies. Making a “future war” sequel with Christian Bale as John Connor didn’t do it. Making a time-twisting retcon, presumably modeled after Star Trek, didn’t do it. Bringing back the old gang for a passing-the-torch sequel like Star Wars: The Force Awakens didn’t do it. The pitches change, the hooks differ, but the result is always the same. Just because folks liked The Terminator in 1984 and lost their minds over Terminator 2: Judgment Day in 1991 does not mean they have any interest in additional Terminator movies. Just because something was once popular doesn’t mean audiences care for a new iteration.
The sheer hubris, to try to convince audiences three times in a row to want something that they clearly don’t want, at great expense, is frankly appalling. The “this time folks will bite” attitude is what has left theatrical moviegoing in grave peril as streaming and television networks have filled the gap for something beyond cover records of yesterday’s former glories. It is one thing to try a reboot, strike out and move on. It is another thing to pull solid grosses but at too high a cost, like Sony’s Amazing Spider-Man, and then team with a rival and keep the budget in check for the second reboot. It is another entirely to take the same dead franchise and presume that the same audiences who said “No, thank you” not once but twice will somehow magically embrace it on the third try.
This is the closest we'll ever get a true Terminator 3:
"Haha, look at these manbabies, being scared of STRANG WAHMANZ, these losers! Can't handle a bit of not being in the limelight! This is absolutely groundbreaking, we've never seen such strong female lead characters EVER before! Of course these crybabies whining about their childhood being ruined will just piss themselves and take their money elsewh- ... wait... Joker made HOW MUCH MONEY?!"Wow, it bombed? Who knew it would, what with it's barely being marketed besides the trumpeting of how it features STRAHNK WAHMEN, and the usual "ha ha look at all of the MANBABIES who are SCARED of STRONG WAHMEN" garbage.
The problem is that they want to copy Marvel's style of grand, outlandish action sequences. But that's not Terminator. Terminator isn't really about doing flips and stunts and shit - at least not the kind you'd see in Iron Man. The Terminator has to be something that gets slammed by a truck going 70mph and shrug that off without even limping, but he doesn't have to do kicks and flips while doing so.What is striking is how mediocre and toothless all these films that followed Terminator and Terminator 2 are. You can't even take the Terminators seriously, they're like characters from a Saturday morning cartoon. The Arnold in Terminator and even Terminator 2 as the "good guy" is foreboding; that scene where John realizes suddenly he has to stop him from killing those two guys he just wanted to mess with is a fantastic scene. In all these newer films the violence is the same overly CGI'ed weightless violence that totally lacks in any visceral-ness and Arnold is cracking lame jokes in between overly CGI'ed fights with some TOTALLY NEW AND MENACING model of Terminator that isn't even a tenth as menacing as Robert Patrick running after a car.
Sure, it looks neat when two superhuman characters beat each other up with sledgehammers, but does that really carry any impact on the viewer?
In all these newer films the violence is the same overly CGI'ed weightless violence that totally lacks in any visceral-ness and Arnold is cracking lame jokes in between overly CGI'ed fights with some TOTALLY NEW AND MENACING model of Terminator that isn't even a tenth as menacing as Robert Patrick running after a car.