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I've long theorized that Sonic the Hedgehog is the ultimate autism magnet in gaming. Anyone who plays or expresses appreciation for any game made after S3&K is extremely likely to have measurable mental deficiencies.
I liked SA1 and SA2, everything after was shit. Also SA2 was one of the worst playthroughs I've ever witnessed from DSP...
 
Amazing. The guy makes more money than a Nurse Practitioner, and yet he always has financial problems.
Don't try to dwell on it too much it'll just make you pissed something awful, you got people who go to school for nine years who are lucky to make that much when they get out if it's a good field (law, finance etc.).
 
Until October 2019, last time his patreon was below $400 was......................................NEVER, he had more than $800 support even when he first launched his Patreon scam in 2015

and look at those sexy trends



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One hour and a half long pre-stream so far, and he keeps clearing his fucking throat

A normal streamer would mute the mic if he knows it'll take a while to do so, but Phil has to be a retard and do the exact opposite and lean into the mic and clear his throat in case you wanna hear it better

And, Jesus Christ, he had like 3 different people recommend him games to play on his "chill" streams

"Overwatch? No! That game is too old!"

"Team Fortress 2? No! My PC can't play resource demanding games and also record! I like the game, but I just can't. That sucks!"

And "I'm a mature adult! I'm not trick or treating!" *plays Sonic and Disney shit and wears shirts of them*

Another edit: Gets mad at a donator for asking him for any college stories. Says he doesn't have any because he already talked about them before (but he has to remind us nearly everyday that he lost his job nearly a decade ago). Then immediately talks about the food in his college sucked

3 years of business school, the only "interesting" story he has is that the food sucked, even though most people who stayed in dorms can probably tell at least a dozen stories about back when they were in college.
 
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Until October 2019, last time his patreon was below $400 was......................................NEVER, he had more than $800 support even when he first launched his Patreon scam in 2015

and look at those sexy trends



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You know what, I will give him props for 1 thing - he didn't turn off the dollar amount he's getting per month.
Unlike that faggot ItsAGundam, whining about being poor when he's got a Shit ton of patrons and is making 10k/month on YouTube
 
One hour and a half long pre-stream so far, and he keeps clearing his fucking throat

A normal streamer would mute the mic if he knows it'll take a while to do so, but Phil has to be an exceptional individual and do the exact opposite and lean into the mic and clear his throat in case you wanna hear it better

And, Jesus Christ, he had like 3 different people recommend him games to play on his "chill" streams

"Overwatch? No! That game is too old!"

"Team Fortress 2? No! My PC can't play resource demanding games and also record! I like the game, but I just can't. That sucks!"

And "I'm a mature adult! I'm not trick or treating!" *plays Sonic and Disney shit and wears shirts of them*

Another edit: Gets mad at a donator for asking him for any college stories. Says he doesn't have any because he already talked about them before (but he has to remind us nearly everyday that he lost his job nearly a decade ago). Then immediately talks about the food in his college sucked

3 years of business school, the only "interesting" story he has is that the food sucked, even though most people who stayed in dorms can probably tell at least a dozen stories about back when they were in college.
He should have tons of cool college stories. His dorm was known as "the party dorm". He said so himself.
 
@actually
"Let it be known that on this day of our lord October 29, 2019 I have posted the following:

If your clock is switching back an hour and mine is too your stream is starting at the normal time for me, not later.

If your clock is switching back an hour and mine is not your stream is starting one hour earlier for me, not later.

I don't want to post this in the general discussion thread because I want to see if he corrects it or not."

He never fixed it.
 
"Team Fortress 2? No! My PC can't play resource demanding games and also record! I like the game, but I just can't. That sucks!"

he streamed tf2 before wtf is he talking about?

Are you sure he streamed it? He did post a few "sessions" of TF2 gameplay in 2011 (one "session" had a dedicated TKOH Forums server that would "likely remain up indefinitely"), and again in 2012 for "Fan Appreciation matches" (how the times change...)

His usual excuse when it comes to these things is that he can't both record the gameplay and stream it at the same time. Either he's lying, he garbled his stock excuse, or maybe the quote's not exact?
 
@actually
"Let it be known that on this day of our lord October 29, 2019 I have posted the following:

If your clock is switching back an hour and mine is too your stream is starting at the normal time for me, not later.

If your clock is switching back an hour and mine is not your stream is starting one hour earlier for me, not later.

I don't want to post this in the general discussion thread because I want to see if he corrects it or not."

He never fixed it.
I wonder if instances of misspeaking like this have increased. Is it possible he's getting dumber? Those late night gin sessions can't be doing his tiny lizard brain any favors.
 
One hour and a half long pre-stream so far, and he keeps clearing his fucking throat

A normal streamer would mute the mic if he knows it'll take a while to do so, but Phil has to be an exceptional individual and do the exact opposite and lean into the mic and clear his throat in case you wanna hear it better

And, Jesus Christ, he had like 3 different people recommend him games to play on his "chill" streams

"Overwatch? No! That game is too old!"

"Team Fortress 2? No! My PC can't play resource demanding games and also record! I like the game, but I just can't. That sucks!"

And "I'm a mature adult! I'm not trick or treating!" *plays Sonic and Disney shit and wears shirts of them*

Another edit: Gets mad at a donator for asking him for any college stories. Says he doesn't have any because he already talked about them before (but he has to remind us nearly everyday that he lost his job nearly a decade ago). Then immediately talks about the food in his college sucked

3 years of business school, the only "interesting" story he has is that the food sucked, even though most people who stayed in dorms can probably tell at least a dozen stories about back when they were in college.
Wtf, TF2 hasn't really gotten that bloated has it? I mean I was really into it and even running a reddit server back in 2012,and my hardware has never been cutting edge but I've never had a problem running it.

The entitled fucking user base demanding tick100 servers is another story
 
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