Introduction Thread

[Aobozu]

Hiya. I wanted to post a lot earlier, but couldn't for some reason. After lurking, decided to rack up the courage to post here. How are you guys doing?

 

[Sigyn]

Hiya. I wanted to post a lot earlier, but couldn't for some reason. After lurking, decided to rack up the courage to post here. How are you guys doing?

Hey there friend, welcome!

 

[Defective Toaster]

Cheers for the welcome @Sigyn. As you can see I'm not the most active of folks yet!

 

[Sigyn]

Cheers for the welcome @Sigyn. As you can see I'm not the most active of folks yet!

Well, it should be easy to integrate now that shit's going down. 2015 is a crazzzzy year so far. Either way, welcome and enjoy your stay!

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Been following Chris since late 2012, and been lurking the forums since mid 2014. Figured I might as well join, so here I am.

 

[Captain Homicide]

Hey. Long-time follower of CWC, and only found out about this forum last month and have been lurking ever since. I finally caved into the urge to register.

 

[Springer]

I just want to say hallo.
I joined after following CWC and "Persons of Interests" some time on some Chans.
In work I was forensic documents Examiner, but I have some health issue start, first small in leg marrow but travelled, and had to retire very early when my brain was affected- especially Eyes.
Now I am online much since I have a limited lifespan left, but I enjoy the time I have! I can be pretty stupid in speech and action, like walk and hold things, because of the brain problem and seizure that came now. I try and not be a annoyance with this to other people.

I spend time in Canada and Germany and enjoy Fussball(Soccer), drawing and training for dog sports. I was Trainer and Volunteer with Leiche search(to find the missing persons or pieces of persons who are killed by person or disaster) by dogs and also for dogs who do work for Departments.
I have great service dog who is a Spaniel and now young training dogs. These are for medical needs like seizure or Autismchild.

I am getting married soon, but I am a loner person, still he's a very nice Guy and loves all of me- including problems.

I talk too much!

This is me. I am glad to meet the funny and clever people of this Forum. I have so many laughs here!

 

[aspirin]

I'm back after being without internet for a little over a year
Last time I was here this place had like 30 active users and now there's like 500 people just online
I see people that I think were new users as staff members now
Shits crazy mane

 

[VanKrause]

I'm VanKrause, or Krapple, or Kopy. If you remember me, cool. If not, hi nice to meet you.

 

[luc the whiny wind boy]

Hey there, I'm new. I've lurked for years on Cwcki and a little less on the forums. I enjoy reading about all the crap that goes on. Also, I have faced a lot of the brunt of sjw bullshit on tumblr, so yeah... as soon as I saw the thread for that in lolcows I thought it was pretty funny and signed up.

I am a programmer for my job and I'm 21 years old.

I do (real) activism work irl but I haven't made much of an influence yet. Mostly just doing stuff to educate people about stuff pertaining to blind people (and sometimes autistics). Weird shit happened in the last few years and now I'm friends with a ton of them, so yeah, I try to teach people about that. It's... er... very grating the stuff I see the stuff posted on the internet regarding disability activism. Autism activism is the worst fucking thing to have to be put through, especially when you yourself are an independent person diagnosed with it. No, I'm nothing like those idiots and I'm completely self sufficient. tl;dr I told them that the world wasn't going to pad their asses like babies and they lost their minds and decided I was "Ableist" because I don't think banning the word "retard" is going to help people.

Jesus Christ on a shitcicle.

I'm in a relationship with the cutest dude. I swear to god he's adorkable.

In work I was forensic documents Examiner, but I have some health issue start, first small in leg marrow but travelled, and had to retire very early when my brain was affected- especially Eyes.
[...]
I have great service dog who is a Spaniel and now young training dogs. These are for medical needs like seizure or Autismchild.

I do a lot with studying and programming for blind people, is it too personal or can you give some insight to the nature of your condition? If not it's fine, but I haven't heard of anything like that before and I'm always curious. Sounds like you got a great service dog, although I have no experience with them since most of my blind friends don't have one (and the one I know about I haven't talked to in a while).

 

[HickoryDickory]

Hey! I've been lurking since CWC's macing video popped up, although I've been aware of him for years. -- Now I'm addicted to playing catch-up on DeagleNation. Seriously, these story arcs are better than a season of Coronation Street!

 

[NZDROW]

Sup. I'd go in to detail more, but everybody else took all the good "lurker" stories it looks like.

Seeing as I spontaneously disappeared for about four months and only five posts before, I feel like I should probably post in here again so that people actually know who I am.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

So I reckon this is a forum about weird people.

I like weird people, so I signed up.

Sup.

 

[Squealer]

So I reckon this is a forum about weird people.

I like weird people, so I signed up.

Sup.

Of course we will, this is a land of djinns

 

[The_Cancer_Man]

oh hi, i smoke cigarettes and read cwc wiki while working at a factory, need new lolcows since christian weston chandler has kind of ran his course and we may not be seeing much of him come april... my dear rival, alex krycek told me about this place the other night.

 

[bombette]

Ohai. I've been lurking and posting in the Lindsay Souvannarath thread like mad for the past few days but I figured it'd be rude not to introduce myself. I'm fascinated with this place and CWC's wiki in general. I've been hearing about him since my babby days on ED. This community seems really great and I love e-drama, so I hope to stick around!

 

[Koba]

Greetings,

Been a lurker of the CWCki for a while and thought I join the forum. I find the antics of Chris Chan and internet lolcows to be amusing and I look forward to discuss them with everyone.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Greetings,

Been a lurker of the CWCki for a while and thought I join the forum. I find the antics of Chris Chan and internet lolcows to be amusing and I look forward to discuss them with everyone.

you tried to kill caesar and started the ape uprising.

 

[Koba]

you tried to kill caesar and started the ape uprising.

CAESAR LOVE HUMANS MORE THAN APES!!!

Apes follow Koba now!

 

[Dr. Meme]

CAESAR LOVE HUMANS MORE THAN APES!!!

Apes follow Koba now!

if you're an ape you're gonna love the Marjan thread