Which is the least cucked WH40K faction

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

Okay I never "played" the game (I don't have findom fetish) but I know the lore, I'm posting it on kiwi because half of the users here have WH40K usernames.

Which is the best faction?

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Tau, because everyone else gets butthurt whenever you talk about how much you like the. Obviously, that makes them the best.

 

[Dreamland]

Tau, because everyone else gets butthurt whenever you talk about how much you like the. Obviously, that makes them the best.

Space Communists who lick ethereal boots are cucked by default, only Farsight is semi-based.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Space Communists who lick ethereal boots are cucked by default, only Farsight is semi-based.

Farsight is mondo-based, man, you're on some hoe shit rn.

Unironically, though, OP. Necrons. Based skelebois.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Petition to make the poll multiple choice since the true path of enlightenment is combining Tzeentzch and Slaanesh.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Orkz, they're the least retarded of all factions.
Everyone but them is angsty and/or retarded in some way, they're the only faction honest with themselves. Orks like fighting - they'll fight each other for the hell of it, will fight weak enemies to take their shiny stuff, will fight tough enemies because it's fun. No hard feelings, no crying that daddy doesn't love me, no praying to the holy toaster.

 

[Puck]

If u didnt vote for the boyz in green ask your wifes boyfriend to explain to you what WH40K is

 

[Aquinas]

Mechanicus, ascend from your flesh sarcoffagus for the

Spoiler

Void Dragon

 

[Not an NSA Plant 69]

Green skins are the least cucked in the fluff, but the faction I play the most on table top are the boys that come standard issue with T-shirts, flashlights and balls of steel.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Orks don't afraid of anything, they have subtle Germanic flair to their arms and equipment (very problematic), and they turn entire planets into monster truck rallies with guns.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Imperium wins simply by the process of elimination. Think about it:

- You may think Orks are the least cucked because of the lack of ability to back down from a fight. I couldn't disagree more. Getting off at being humiliated repeatedly in a fight is pretty damn cucked in my view.
- Chaos god chapters are to a large extent mind slaves to their respective gods. That's cuckery to me. Plus, their gene seeds are dysfunctional. That's also cucked.
- Bonus: Chaos Undivided. They are cucks because they can't pick a fucking side.
- Necrons were so cucked by their genetics they literally needed whole new robotic bodies AND their soul in order to be functional as a species. Also, that mental slavery bit too.
- Eldar probably literally cucked each other repeatedly while their civilization was collapsing. Probably the worst on the list.
- Dark Eldar - same thing but need to avoid getting their souls cucked by being assholes BECAUSE they got cucked by Slaanesh.
- C'tan - Literally got cucked by the Necron who they themselves cucked.

I like how we don't even talk about Tau as the consensus on those commie nerds is pretty clear.

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

Orkz: high dopamine, just want to have fun, maybe have big muscle and do a lot of fight, have fun with bros and fight, maybe do some fun (fight), have some fun while fighting, do some fighting and have fun while fighting too, be strong and cool and fight while having fun

Khorne: honestly they are like tranny orks, they want nothing but fight and fun but were assigned wrong species at birth so they need a chaos god to do what is basically just ork shit

Dark Eldar: they want fun, fight AND rape, which is relatable, but unfortunately while their lore is cool the way the models are designed is gay as fuck

 

[KittyGremlin]

Dark Eldar: they want fun, fight AND rape, which is relatable

ok boomer

 

[deodorant]

Orkz hands down. They may be dumb but they're also objectively a superior lifeform in almost every way.

 

[Spoonge]

The Imperium are my favourite of the big factions because I love the byzantium nightmare of conflicting minifactions and feudal bullshit that they really are. But mostly I just love Rogue Traders. Because in a galaxy of war the only logical move is to profit off of it as much as possible. Plus space conquistadors are just fucking cool

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

The less cucked are ork boyz because while all other races live in eternal horror and suffering they get to live and do exactly the way they want and enjoy it.

The best faction are the Necrons tho, if we are talking superiority.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Imperium, with the Imperial Guard being the most based group within the most based faction.

Orks are too simple-minded, the Tau are more cucked than punk rock and Marvel Comics combined, the Eldar are just "meh", the Dark Eldar are "meh" but are also part of the leather community, the Chaos factions are even more cucked than the Tau regardless of which one of the four bulls they serve, and while Necrons aren't as cucked as the Tau and the Chaos factions, they're also more pathetically edgy than Sasuke Uchiha and Shadow The Hedgehog listening to Linkin Park in a razor blade factory.

Nobody likes the Tyranids unless they have a vore fetish, which makes them the most cucked faction in all of 40k.

Imperium wins by default.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

Dark Eldar are least cucked faction by nulore because no one really cares about them so GW doesn't bother to ruin them too much.

 

[Imperialist #348]

Pre-primaris Imperium.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Necrons, they have the best gods, you can't be a cuck when The Void Dragon is secretly cucking the Golden Throne.