Which is the least cucked WH40K faction

[Picnic_Boy]

Imperium, with the Imperial Guard being the most based group within the most based faction.

The IG treats women with respect. IG players are so cucked they actually want strong women to save them. Ultimate cuckage.

*likes IG actually*

 

[kcbbq]

Imperium, with the Imperial Guard being the most based group within the most based faction.

I dunno, Adeptus Titanicus seem like the Imperium's bulls to me.

 

[NerdShamer]

And nobody brought up the Lamenters, yet.

Come on, fam.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Mechanicus, ascend from your flesh sarcoffagus for the

Spoiler

Void Dragon

When that which you call the temple begins to rot and fail, it is us you will turn to asking to be saved. But we are already saved, for the flesh is weak, and the machine is immortal.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Orkz. Orkz are the superior species. They're literally genetically designed to give absolutely 0 shits.
Massive casualties? Fine.
Demons raping you? Fine.
Watching all your friends twisted into a writhing, shrieking mass of flesh and tentacles? Fine.
Literally nothing phases these bastards. They walk where mere men crawl due to their sheer mental resilience. That which would drive you or me batshit insane wouldn't even bother an Ork.

Not to mention they literally accomplish shit even the Imperium can't through sheer fucking stubbornness!
What's that? My Kopter design isn't aerodynamic or physically capable of flight? Well fuck you, I says it is and it is!

Plus they're just plain fun!

 

[Spooky Bones]

Tzeentch even trolls his own people and schemes against himself daily and counts it a victory; even if he looses, it was as keikaku planned.

πάντα ῥεῖ -Heraclitus.

 

[That Chris Guy]

Humiegitz BTFO in this thread.

Also, Orks are the correct answer.

 

[Aquinas]

When that which you call the temple begins to rot and fail, it is us you will turn to asking to be saved. But we are already saved, for the flesh is weak, and the machine is immortal.

*Screeches Learn To Code in binary at the sororitas stacy*

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Orkz. Orkz are the superior species. They're literally genetically designed to give absolutely 0 shits.
Massive casualties? Fine.
Demons raping you? Fine.
Watching all your friends twisted into a writhing, shrieking mass of flesh and tentacles? Fine.
Literally nothing phases these bastards. They walk where mere men crawl due to their sheer mental resilience. That which would drive you or me batshit insane wouldn't even bother an Ork.

Not to mention they literally accomplish shit even the Imperium can't through sheer fucking stubbornness!
What's that? My Kopter design isn't aerodynamic or physically capable of flight? Well fuck you, I says it is and it is!

Plus they're just plain fun!

You forgot to mention that red paint is crucial to the effective organizational deployment of the WAAAAAAAAGH!

 

[Uranus Pink]

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Tzeentch even trolls his own people and schemes against himself daily and counts it a victory; even if he looses, it was as keikaku planned.

πάντα ῥεῖ -Heraclitus.

Tzeentch is a furry and by default cucked by furries.

 

[Grinrow]

imagine choosing any chaos faction. Chaos worshipers have no control over their own actions as they're being subtlety controlled by higher powers who are so pathetic that they depend on what they see as literal insects for power.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Being a Nurgle fanboy, I want to say him, but he's just so full of love it isn't alpha. He puts up with all our bitching, sometimes I think he even enjoys our bitching.