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[kidatari]

got this image from /pol/
and I like it, God Bless America

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Allow me to tell them the same thing that the Oregon governor told residents of Oregon: "Fires are just the new natural state."

I know I've posted this before, but it can't be said enough times.

The alternative (to proactive forest management) is
we will ultimately manage our public forests with wildfire.
Kevin Ryan, Research Fire Ecologist
USFS-Intermountain Fire Sciences Lab, Missoula, MT

 

[It's HK-47]

So it'll just.. Skip to the credits, I assume?

 

[Scandinadian Bacon]

So it'll just.. Skip to the credits, I assume?

HK, is this real?

Surely you're fucking joking right now.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

HK, is this real?

Surely you're fucking joking right now.

It was Seth’s idea, apparently.

 

[Scandinadian Bacon]

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It was Seth’s idea, apparently.

Seth Meyer has forfeited his comedian card.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

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It was Seth’s idea, apparently.

How is that a joke? No seriously, he's saying like it's some clever meta commentary or something but it just seems like deep down he's realizing no one gives a shit anymore.

 

[Harvey Danger]

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It was Seth’s idea, apparently.

Good. I like the precedent. Next up: a button that skips every Amy Schumer joke that has to do with her bodily functions.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

That's a brilliant idea, next can we get buttons that skip vagina jokes?

Edit: fuck, got ninjad

 

[thismanlies]

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It was Seth’s idea, apparently.

And here I thought the entertainment industry was finally figuring out that screeching about Orange Cheeto Hitler Bad wasn't paying their bills.

Good. I like the precedent. Next up: a button that skips every Amy Schumer joke that has to do with her bodily functions.

While we're at it, let's add a function that lets people skip every stolen joke she tells. Her specials would be three minutes long.

 

[AprilRains]

Good. I like the precedent. Next up: a button that skips every Amy Schumer joke that has to do with her bodily functions.

I can get you a similar device for Chelsea Handler books. It's quite cheap: opaque paint on a pair of glasses.

 

[The Pink Panther]

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It was Seth’s idea, apparently.

Not sure why he would make Tramp jokes in his comedy special when he already does so on a daily basis, if very poorly at that.

It's almost like his comedy has no range whatsoever.

 

[heyitsmike]

Rent. Free.

Edit:

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Rent. Free.
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Now I want Trump to make tweets like this about random reality shows just to fuck with them.

 

[CheezzyMach]

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This is quite possibly one of the most insane things that I've ever read. It's an incredible insight into the absolute insanity that's infecting the mainstream media and the prominent political left, but Jesus Christ was it hard to read through this and try to parse what fucking universe this author was living in.

"Minus the Trumpian rhetorical overlash, war, empire, violence, hollowness, junk goods and a junk life are all the people have ever known and all they want. But what kind of a fascist doesn’t start a war in three years? Trump doesn’t need war: He has brought the war home by making us confront our emptiness directly." ​

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What war? What empire?! Is not going to war somehow war? What does this even fucking mean? Fascists wage wars of conquest, ones where territory and natural resources top the list. Fascists also wage wars of extermination. How the fuck is Donald Trump a fascist if he performs absolutely no fascistic actions?

"Trump is the accelerant to the end point that empire needs now, just as Reagan and Bush served their functions earlier, and in that sense he is a true man of the people." ​

America never had an empire. Ever. Anyone who talks about America having an empire is either a lunatic or someone who has paid absolutely no attention to any single facet of history. This person's brain is so utterly broken that he's seeing wars that don't exist and decries improvement as brutalization. How in the world is Salon still in business if this is the sort of insane crap that they keep publishing?

They said the same things about Reagan and Bush. They'll say the same about the next guy.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Rand Paul apparently almost gave out the whistleblower’s name at a Trump rally and Twitter is angry.

 

[Ghostse]

The worst offenders are fucking crops like almonds and shit that gobbled up water in CA. Not to mention the fucking companies like Hershey rolling in and throwing down aquifier taps to pull water for their bottled water shit (which dropped everyone's well level by two inches once they started pumping millions of gallons a day out).

I think you mean Nestle there, kemosabe

 

[Judge Holden]

got this image from /pol/
and I like it, God Bless America

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CNN - Disturbing footage emerges of Trump apparently molesting young asian boy
NYT - Trump embraces descendent of key Hitler ally
Huffington Post - Drumpf's cruel mockery of the LGBTQSKLJAENIW community reaches new low

 

[Fatrick]

Sorry for just posting this guy but he is a gold mine of stupidity.

I hate Ben Shapiro but the guy annihilated this guy and his response was to block him and claim victory.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I think you mean Nestle there, kemosabe

You're correct. I mispoke.

It was Nestle.

Wish they'd taken the hint the first 3 times some disreputable local miscreants blew up their taps to fuck back off to California.