Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Boogie is such a dull, uninteresting person that even his trainwreck saga is completely boring. How is it possible to make such a dramatic crash and burn such a yawnfest?

Your comment made me think of the following Quagmire rant from Family Guy, which actually describes Boogie quite well with a few stretches and exceptions.

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You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say, "I'll get you later," but later never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah. I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh-grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield was some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat. And that's why you like him so much. He's you. God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer, even though you're terrible. You know, I should have known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would have known there's no "A" in the word "definite. " And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda. How we should "legalize pot, man. " How big business is crushing the underclass. How homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there. You want to help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion, for that matter, because religion is for idiots! Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father. How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what?
I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore. That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore! I'll see you, Brian. Thanks for the fucking steak.
 
Overpriced boxes stuffed with garbage, you say?

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Is Boogie too lazy to do his research for 2 minutes and realise that you can buy pretty much every skin in Overwatch with in-game currency? Or is playing video games also too physically demanding, preventing him to just either win arcade games or level up to get lootboxes?


There are some gray hairs in that beard of his....

Some? Most of his beard has been taking over by the grays, not that he had much of one to begin with. If the best he can do is a scattered mismatch of pubes on his face isn't it better to just shave it off? Then again most beards are usually a sign of basic hygiene and grooming incompetence...
 
Boogie, in an act of titanic strength and bravery, engages in some choreographed slacktivism.

He turns on the manipulation to be "frank" about how his internet career, alas, is not paying the bills... He's renamed his Twitter handle to shill his travels channel:

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His attempt at a halloween video on the travel channel got 5k views in 24 hours:
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Has he done a video showing the world his house dressed up for Halloween yet? - you know, the tradition he carries on in memory of his dead "18 year old" military-serving friend?
 
Has he done a video showing the world his house dressed up for Halloween? - you know the tradition he carries on in memory of his dead "18 year old" military-serving friend?

If he does decide to dress up for the halloween season again, why not as a sheet ghost? A fumigation tent would work perfectly for that
 
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If he does decide to dress up for the halloween season again, why not as a sheet ghost? A fumigation tent would work perfectly for that
:) His house - he blagged about honouring his dead mate who died in an accident whilst serving in Desert Storm and fatty always thinks about his pal when carrying on his mate's family tradition.

Only the truth is his mate died aged 40.
 
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The video that got 5k views in 1 day now has a whopping 7k in 3. Going viral any time now, boys!

Some more mundane but telling examples of Boogie's mentality:
A thread which includes a surprising amount of simpering material:

1. More bothering of Dez
2. Acting as though Jesse is his friend and not a business partner (has Boogie ever had a real friend without an asterisk?)
3. The buying/leeching off of friends from eating himself into incapacity. He's ronery but stronk!
4. Manipulating viewers into an unhealthy parasocial relationship with him for more psychological brinksmanship when he cries about money and views every week:

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Still supporting KidBehindACamera:

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He can't even quit Youtube for his own app, but I guess it's hilarious to think about having a terrible normal job for a second before going back to crying on Twitch:

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More retweeting people after saying he wouldn't, clearly the recipient wasn't happy in this instance. Boogie references skin-removal surgery, which given his refusal to lose weight, would probably leave him looking like a hand-stitched football:

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The desperation is palpable, as is the immediate snarky backpedal:

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Testing the water for an even more pathetically lazy form of content, glorified dash-cam:

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Based on the times of shares, he was already uploading this video when he made this post, so was going to add it anyway and this is more fake water-testing. The video was as dire as you might expect:


The way he talks about the non-content in all of his travel videos reminds me of those Reactor style Youtube channels that had a guy pretending to give a shit about the content they were re-broadcasting. At what point has Boogie shown an interest in toy cars? He certainly can't convince about it in this video, it's comatose viewing. He's filling time so pathetically transparently:


Despite uploading it to take advantage of European and American peak hours, it garnered 2.3k views over 10 hours.
 
The video that got 5k views in 1 day now has a whopping 7k in 3. Going viral any time now, boys!

Some more mundane but telling examples of Boogie's mentality:
A thread which includes a surprising amount of simpering material:

1. More bothering of Dez
2. Acting as though Jesse is his friend and not a business partner (has Boogie ever had a real friend without an asterisk?)
3. The buying/leeching off of friends from eating himself into incapacity. He's ronery but stronk!
4. Manipulating viewers into an unhealthy parasocial relationship with him for more psychological brinksmanship when he cries about money and views every week:

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Twitter/Archive

Still supporting KidBehindACamera:

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Twitter/Archive

He can't even quit Youtube for his own app, but I guess it's hilarious to think about having a terrible normal job for a second before going back to crying on Twitch:

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Twitter/Archive

More retweeting people after saying he wouldn't, clearly the recipient wasn't happy in this instance. Boogie references skin-removal surgery, which given his refusal to lose weight, would probably leave him looking like a hand-stitched football:

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Twitter/Archive

The desperation is palpable, as is the immediate snarky backpedal:

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Twitter/Archive

Testing the water for an even more pathetically lazy form of content, glorified dash-cam:

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Twitter/Archive

Based on the times of shares, he was already uploading this video when he made this post, so was going to add it anyway and this is more fake water-testing. The video was as dire as you might expect:


The way he talks about the non-content in all of his travel videos reminds me of those Reactor style Youtube channels that had a guy pretending to give a shit about the content they were re-broadcasting. At what point has Boogie shown an interest in toy cars? He certainly can't convince about it in this video, it's comatose viewing. He's filling time so pathetically transparently:


Despite uploading it to take advantage of European and American peak hours, it garnered 2.3k views over 10 hours.

JFC. 10 seconds in and I lost it when he pointed to a bog standard small town cemetery and described it like some unopened Egyptian tomb. He should just rename the channel "things morbidly obese people realize leaving the house we all already knew".
 
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