DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[MoonRocker]

Agree as well: RPing as DSP is fucking cringy.

So many people on the farms are borderline genuine fans but are in denial.

Can we have a poll whether RPing as Dave should be a bannable offense? I second that motion.

 

[Windy1923]

Any idea how long he watched for?

Sadly no, I wasn't even aware he was there until someone else pointed it out, I don't even think it was 5 minutes though since I did check every now and again, but I don't have a more exact timeframe than that.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Agree as well: RPing as DSP is fucking cringy.

So many people on the farms are borderline genuine fans but are in denial.

Can we have a poll whether RPing as Dave should be a bannable offense? I second that motion.

I think ltg put it best:

But seriously. Just give these role-playing fucks their own thread and they can ACKACK *LEANS IN* Nothin personnel, kid all they want without inflating this thread for actual discussion. I feel like if other mundane shit is shipped off to other threads, so should DSP RP.

(Let that sink in: you are roleplaying. As darksydephil.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Agree as well: RPing as DSP is fucking cringy.

So many people on the farms are borderline genuine fans but are in denial.

Can we have a poll whether RPing as Dave should be a bannable offense? I second that motion.

i like making fun of DSP and his stupid mannerisms

NO YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE A REAL FAN IF YOU SO MUCH AS THINK OF PHIL UR A FAN JUST AS BAD AS GIVING HIM MONEY

okay everyone is a fucking retard i guess
might leave the thread fora bit if everyone is going to sperg and whine

 

[Surly Muppet]

Let that sink in: you are roleplaying. As darksydephil.

You're conflating "roleplay" with mockery, and it isn't nearly as frequent in this thread as you're making it out to be. Late night TV hosts must be die-hard Trump fans by that logic.

And your LTG quote, not known for being a well-balanced individual anyway, calls you out as well. Unless you never watched any of Phil's content, in which case I question the autism of sitting in this thread when you haven't seen the guy in action. Because then you're just reading about him from people who have watched the guy but insinuating you're better because of the filter.

Beyond that, we all know the criteria Phil has for a 'fan', and involves and exchange of money. Feel free to start an 'RP' thread if you would prefer it moved there. Simmer down friends.

 

[MoonRocker]

The people who actively defend Phil from any kind of doxxing, getting fucked with, or being too mean (even towards his orbiters) are fans. They're just in denial.

There's a reason @Nigel of Ukip stopped being an active participant here: people were DM'ing him (including mods) to stop "pozloading my neghole" and being too hard on the paypigs.

Are we the DSPdiscussion subreddit or are we shitposting forums? The lines have been conflating for months and it's getting tiring seeing people coming to the defense of Phil and those who support him on the Farms.

Getting banned from RPing might be too harsh but I do support a general RP'ing thread.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I don't even consider it RP-ing or whatever I consider Phil's blurbs isms like a Yogi-ism or a Trailer Park Boys Ricky-ism.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

There's a reason @Nigel of Ukip stopped being an active participant here: people were DM'ing him (including mods) to stop "pozloading my neghole" and being too hard on the paypigs.

Who are these colossal fucking faggots?

I'm generally against pozloading my neghole, but this is a fag move.

Paypigs should be open game.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

The thing about larping as Phil is that some people are simply better at it than others. If you're going for a 1:1 rendition by way of simply bleating out the catchphrases with nothing built around it and expect to get ass pats and laughs out of it.. well you're more likely to find it on twitter or reddit I guess so good luck to you out there you worthless fucking human.

I can see why people dislike it and I'm not really a big fan of it myself either but I think it can at least be framed in a way that makes sense as to why people do it and partly explain how he's been able to generate and maintain the autism vortex around him. His voice, weird mannerisms, tics and the amount of shit that comes out of that hole in his face that stands out.. he's extremely easy to imitate because he has such a huge back catalogue of "Greatest Hits" and it's what hooks alottapeepul on him. When they first enter the void of darksydephil they play catch up and get educated through the lore.. this stuff gets harped on about endlessly so it makes sense to me in a way that people keep imitating him in order to recycle the khantent and flag reminders of the endless amount of dumb fucking things Phil Burnell has said and done over the years.
DSP is a living meme. People like spamming memes? I lost my train of thought. Sorry.

 

[DSPGouting]

This is what happens when Dave gets too boring - tractor fights ensue.

C’mon Dave, we are getting bored pretty quickly, can’t you have a divorce saga or a moving out spin off or something? Watching you melt into your love seat and slowly blend in with your (likely greasy) wallpaper just isn’t that interesting..

 

[Forbidden Math]

This is what happens when Dave gets too boring - tractor fights ensue.

C’mon Dave, we are getting bored pretty quickly, can’t you have a divorce saga or a moving out spin off or something? Watching you melt into your love seat and slowly blend in with your (likely greasy) wallpaper just isn’t that interesting..

Yeah, this current "slowly stepping up the begging" saga is pretty boring since it's technically the same saga as the past 7 or so years. Who wants to tune in next week to find out if slowly raising the temperature on tards will keep them from being alerted as they're boiled alive?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Even more so because he just plugged the patron the other day and mentioned the 'exciting perks'. So do they want this or not?

The thing with him plugging his Patron nowadays is that he mentions all these exciting perks it has, but won't actually say what they are and to just check out the site because he is too lazy to even go over an extra inch for that. Most likely to avoid humiliation because they barely count as perks, and they aren't that exciting. So typical Phil to use sweet words like perk, to make them seem extra special.

Same with plugging his Teespring. Just tells you to go check it out, then you go and do that and realize how shit his shirts/mugs are. So it's really just Phil wanting extra pocket change for doing almost the bare minimum.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

It's a shame that the days of realmofdarkness prank calls is all but dead cause the chaos people could have created with all of the material from Phil's streams. I know someone called either a radio show or live stream using a soundboard of him, hey there's a good idea know how those guys do soundboards in games like CoD or Overwatch? Make one of Phil just nothing but him acking, snorting and saying rub a dub dub I smell a scrub etc.

 

[gh0stzero]

I know someone called either a radio show or live stream using a soundboard of him

was it funny or just cringy? ....link?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

was it funny or just cringy? ....link?

Only radio station thing I recall is this https://youtu.be/tNC3fWpylDk

 

[Sparkletor]

It's a shame that the days of realmofdarkness prank calls is all but dead cause the chaos people could have created with all of the material from Phil's streams. I know someone called either a radio show or live stream using a soundboard of him, hey there's a good idea know how those guys do soundboards in games like CoD or Overwatch? Make one of Phil just nothing but him acking, snorting and saying rub a dub dub I smell a scrub etc.

Umm, no!

The bottom line is, using a DSP soundboard would technically be role-playing Phil and would therefore be considered gay.

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

Umm, no!

The bottom line is, using a DSP soundboard would technically be role-playing Phil and would therefore be considered gay.

To be fair, using a DSP soundboard would still be fucking leagues ahead of DSP and that soundbox he uses.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Oh ok gotcha "poo-poo pee-pee touching" can't we think of something a little less preschool sounding here?

 

[Kheapathic]

Oh ok gotcha "poo-poo pee-pee touching" can't we think of something a little less preschool sounding here?

I believe it's in the site rules; something about "Do not engage, stand back and laugh" or "Don't try to start a mob, we'll laugh at you."

 

[Pargon]

There's a reason @Nigel of Ukip stopped being an active participant here: people were DM'ing him (including mods) to stop "pozloading my neghole" and being too hard on the paypigs.

Are we the DSPdiscussion subreddit or are we shitposting forums? The lines have been conflating for months and it's getting tiring seeing people coming to the defense of Phil and those who support him on the Farms.

I supported what the Right Honourable Nigel was doing and still do. Doxing is no more coming in direct contact with a cow's orbiters than it is when a cow is doxed in the OP of their own thread. We don't encourage or condone harassment enabled by the information we dig up, and I've always seen doxing as a method of facilitating the collection of further lulz. Knowing a cow's accounts makes it easier to catch when they're acting a fool. But hey, I'm not a mod and only one person.

I say that to bolster this: I don't think anyone here wants to defend Phil or actively see him succeed for any reason other than it keeps him producing milk (excepting Phil himself, of course - hiya, buddy!). That one guy who was in here recently protesting the doxing was doing so mainly because he was under the impression that doing so would get them to close ranks and donate more, something that doesn't seem to have happened, though if @actually or @SoapQueen1 want to correct me in all their infinite autism then they should do so. Someone can have a bad argument and it wouldn't make them a supporter in disguise or anything.