TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

[Lensherr]

Just noticed this clown sperging out against the Star Wars fanbase. Loooong thread.

https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/1148109398004289538

Tony Goldmark on Twitter: "Disney didn't ruin Star Wars. YOU DID by n…

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Did Tony seriously, unironically employ the “lol I did ur mom” insult?

 

[AnOminous]

Did Tony seriously, unironically employ the “lol I did ur mom” insult?

It's a perfectly good classic insult, just not when you look like a pederast.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Is Skidmark the biggest TGWTG failure? Even ArmzGurl has some notoriety because of the kick vic shit.

For as lazy and bad as his videos were, Skidmark at least tried something a little different with his videos. He also at the very least actually released content when employed by them. I really don't want to give him any credit given how disgusting of a human being he actually is, but at least he kind of did his job when he was with CA. Even if what he put out was poorly made.

Someone like Dan Olson on the other hand? Just as much a personal failure as Skidmark is, but unlike him he barely ever actually made and released any form of video content during his time with CA. All he did during his tenure with them was spergout over Gamergate on a daily basis and try to control those on the website like he was the one in charge.

Olson is ultimately more noteworthy than Tony just because of the retarded situations he got himself into, but that only makes him more of an exceptional cow.

 

[The Dude]

I'd say so. He's a ripoff, looks like a creeper and given he's got no consistant source of income (even other failures like Doug and Lewis still have some form of income, afaik, Tony I don't think even has a Patreon) while wasting what money he currently has on theme park trips inbetween pathetic twitter ranting. He's gone downhill very hard.

Pretty sure Skidmark has a Patreon. That's why he switched to doing movie reviews, was to meet his Patron "obligations". He went from doing reviews of the one thing that made him minorly noteworthy among the angry nerd reviewers; theme parks, and instead just ripped off the hundreds of other losers yelling and swearing about movies and cartoons.

It's a perfectly good classic insult, just not when you look like a pederast.

An obese pederast at that. One who can make even child molesters look fine in comparison. Skidmark is that grody looking. Wouldn't be so bad if he cut off that greasy skullet and took a shower once a week.

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Tony once again drooling over Bob "MovieBob" Chipman

One false move, baby, suddenly everything's ruined on Twitter

“...Hooooooly shit. Once again, @the_moviebob knocks it out of the park. https://t.co/ebn1kBBSqt”

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I gotta say seeing Tony's current state is just depressing as someone who used to follow him before Trump. I noticed his tweeting and retweeting of Moviebob got a lot more frequent after the election and how much of a fan he is of him now. I can't help but think Moviebob became a toxic influence on Tony and made him 10 times more bitter than before.

 

[The Pink Panther]

10 times more bitter than before.

It's not like he could get anymore bitter than he was before.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I wouldn’t say that Moviebob was a big influence on him. A lot of people went crazy after Trump was elected independently from one another. A lot of people who would tsk tsk at conspiracy theories won’t shut up about Russia “stealing the election” and believe that low polling Tulsi Gabbard is a foreign asset.

 

[Mola Ram]

I wouldn’t say that Moviebob was a big influence on him. A lot of people went crazy after Trump was elected independently from one another. A lot of people who would tsk tsk at conspiracy theories won’t shut up about Russia “stealing the election” and believe that low polling Tulsi Gabbard is a foreign asset.

Tony legit has one of the craziest election reaction videos I've ever seen. I've mentioned it on the thread before, but it's worth tracking down. He spends the first thirty seconds or so just staring into the camera like a lunatic, literally quivering with rage, before screaming "Are you fucking kidding me????" And to this day I don't know if he was exaggerating for effect or not.

 

[The Pink Panther]

And to this day I don't know if he was exaggerating for effect or not.

Ha. Ha. You're a real education, you know that.

 

[Mola Ram]

Ha. Ha. You're a real education, you know that.

No, man, I really don't know if he was just performing for the sake of it or genuinely could not control himself.

 

[Keep Yourself Safe]

I'm forcing myself to sit through his awful Galaxy's Edge video he just posted now and he says that he recorded the footage in June, meaning it's taken him nearly 5 months to make this dumpster fire of a video, I expect he's been very busy at work or something in the meantime, oh wai....

 

[Devilish Jack o Lantern]

it has been 3 years since Goldmark has made a scripted review of a theme park.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

it has been 3 years since Goldmark has made a scripted review of a theme park.

Just how much money does he have in his trust fund that he can literally do nothing and still live what appears to be a comfortable life?

 

[BrunoMattei]

Just how much money does he have in his trust fund that he can literally do nothing and still live what appears to be a comfortable life?

Probably in the low millions.

 

[BScCollateral]

Probably in the low millions.

Didn't he once say that nobody should have more than $5 million?

I am guessing $4.9 million.

 

[Devilish Jack o Lantern]

Probably in the low millions.

i didn't know professional jew was a thing . how can i get some of them sheckles

 

[Someone in a Tree]

i didn't know professional jew was a thing . how can i get some of them sheckles

You either have to be born one or marry one. Frankly, I’m not sure if having Tony Goldmark crawl on top of you is worth the price.

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Apparently Tony and a guy going by the handle al_kane_ tried collaborating so he could do a podcast show and they had a big bitch fight with one another and it fell apart. (The thread is exceptionally long so I might make multiple archives)

#FreeWelder on Twitter

“Okay, RANT THREAD. Settle in. This is a story about how good ideas die when people can't be trusted. Ten days ago, I was contacted out of the blue via DM by one @al_kane_.”

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[Someone in a Tree]

Apparently Tony and a guy going by the handle al_kane_ tried collaborating so he could do a podcast show and they had a big bitch fight with one another and it fell apart. (The thread is exceptionally long so I might make multiple archives)

#FreeWelder on Twitter

“Okay, RANT THREAD. Settle in. This is a story about how good ideas die when people can't be trusted. Ten days ago, I was contacted out of the blue via DM by one @al_kane_.”

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I admit that I’ve only gave this a cursory read, but it sounds like Tony didn’t like the job that Al Kane did with editing his podcast, which is fair enough, butTony immediately flipped out on him. Bear in mind that this was a first collaboration, so it’s inevitable that there are going to be issues, especially since one person’s interpretation of what should remain in the episode versus what should be cut out could vary wildly from someone else. Kane gave an explanation and Tony sperged out and called his work unprofessional. Tony then does the extremely professional tactic of bitching about it on Twitter and posting private conversations. Truly the warped actions of someone who has never had to worry about keeping a job.

 

[AnOminous]

Truly the warped actions of someone who has never had to worry about keeping a job.

What a completely autistic asshole. And he wonders why nobody wants to work with him.