Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[The Husbando Collector]

Me too. We should just start ending posts with ave bacon now.


I just assumed no one gave a shot that some weirdo posted a rock to them but good point, I wonder whose address she put on it.

Ave bacon.

She probably put in the nearest mcdonald's address.

Ave bacon.

 

[Refrigerator Poet]

Me too. We should just start ending posts with ave bacon now.


I just assumed no one gave a shot that some weirdo posted a rock to them but good point, I wonder whose address she put on it.

Ave bacon.

I just re-read Ye Olde Microsoft Word Spell Booke, and I find it fascinating that none of the spells involve shit, given her obsession with it.

Ave bacon.

I’m starting to read this in my head like we’re on CB radios and that’s just how we say “over.”

Ave bacon and eggs.

 

[stuffandthings]

I just re-read Ye Olde Microsoft Word Spell Booke, and I find it fascinating that none of the spells involve shit, given her obsession with it.

Ave bacon.

I’m starting to read this in my head like we’re on CB radios and that’s just how we say “over.”

Ave bacon and eggs.

Ave Bacon, Greasia Plena. Dominus Porctum.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

It's interesting how aenomaie sounds like enemy and the word anomie means 'lack of the usual social or ethical standards in an individual or group'

 

[cogsworth]

It's interesting how aenomaie sounds like enemy and the word anomie means 'lack of the usual social or ethical standards in an individual or group'

Now i'm thinking about the Anemone Anatomy song

 

[Meowthkip]

Anyone else find it hilarious that Staph mailed a rock to Zak Bagans? I would've loved to see the person who opened that envelope reacting to receiving a rock in the mail.

I'd like to imagine it was kind of like this.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I love how so many of the curses involve just writing a name and then pissing on it. Because you totally don't have a piss fetish, Steph. Totally. Her general go to is, let's just piss on something. I wonder if she does her pee pee poo poo song while doing it.

If I was an entity and received offerings of pee, menstrual blood, or other like bodily fluids I'd curse the fuck out of whoever pulled that shit on me. By offering bodily waste you're implying that you're treating the offering (and therefore the entity) like a joke. Gods, goddesses, demons, spirits, they all want the good stuff, be it blood or booze. How dare she treat Bastet like a toilet. I don't even believe in Bastet and I'm insulted on her behalf.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I love how so many of the curses involve just writing a name and then pissing on it. Because you totally don't have a piss fetish, Steph. Totally. Her general go to is, let's just piss on something. I wonder if she does her pee pee poo poo song while doing it.

If I was an entity and received offerings of pee, menstrual blood, or other like bodily fluids I'd curse the fuck out of whoever pulled that shit on me. By offering bodily waste you're implying that you're treating the offering (and therefore the entity) like a joke. Gods, goddesses, demons, spirits, they all want the good stuff, be it blood or booze. How dare she treat Bastet like a toilet. I don't even believe in Bastet and I'm insulted on her behalf.

Steph at least put in the bare minimum effort in your sacrifices and offer them up a cup of red wine or a few droplets of your blood if you are going to LARP as a witch. Maybe just maybe, after Bastet and Lilith received one too many of her menses and piss, they decided to curse her womb to forever be barren. Cause if so, then that's some sweet sweet irony right there.

 

[Azafran90]

I love how so many of the curses involve just writing a name and then pissing on it. Because you totally don't have a piss fetish, Steph. Totally. Her general go to is, let's just piss on something. I wonder if she does her pee pee poo poo song while doing it.

If I was an entity and received offerings of pee, menstrual blood, or other like bodily fluids I'd curse the fuck out of whoever pulled that shit on me. By offering bodily waste you're implying that you're treating the offering (and therefore the entity) like a joke. Gods, goddesses, demons, spirits, they all want the good stuff, be it blood or booze. How dare she treat Bastet like a toilet. I don't even believe in Bastet and I'm insulted on her behalf.

Bastet would have turned into Sekhmet so fast after seeing that offering that Steph wouldn't even realize She's being mauled by a lion.

Or maybe she'd just curse her with an ugly face and the innability to wear make-up correctly, who knows...

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Steph at least put in the bare minimum effort in your sacrifices and offer them up a cup of red wine or a few droplets of your blood if you are going to LARP as a witch. Maybe just maybe, after Bastet and Lilith received one too many of her menses and piss, they decided to curse her womb to forever be barren. Cause if so, then that's some sweet sweet irony right there.

Candle magic is also an option. Although I'm afraid that Steph would burn down her house in the process. She seems like the type of person that isn't allowed to use the stove without permission.

Ah yes, can't forget about her offering Lilith her menses either. Considering that Bastet in particular is a fertility goddess (among other domestic/womens stuff) it'd be so fitting if she would've been the one to cast her barren. Just Steph getting her just desserts.

 

[NoFeline]

Steph at least put in the bare minimum effort in your sacrifices and offer them up a cup of red wine or a few droplets of your blood if you are going to LARP as a witch.

S-scabs totally count as blood offerings!

 

[cogsworth]

If you're going to make an offering of blood, you have to suffer for it.

You need to slice, and I mean hard, your palm, or breast, or hell your goddamn face if you're going all in, and run the blood into a cup (a fancy cup, not a yogurt cup you ran water into) of the best wine you can afford. If you're going to offer food, it need to be home cooked and also expensive, get a good cut of meat, I mean like a 30 dollar steak, and cook it in some of the expensive wine. You have to do this shit like you're cooking for a king, or Gordon Ramsey.

But Stephanie is lazy, and adverse to any sort of work or real sacrifice of either comfort or money, and stupid on top of it. So she just puts piss and her period in yogurt cups and throws salt and paper in it and calls it good.

Fucking disgrace.

 

[marjoram]

I've recently watched the video where Sappy Summons a Demon and gods, was it awful. Sappy couldn't summon a pizza; she did, however, summon one of her parents who knocked on her door during her "ritual" to which Sappy barked "I'M BUSY, like angsty teens everywhere.
I don't recommend watching it...it's boring as fuck, the sound is wonky, the picture sucks, and nothing fucking happens--I mean, I wasn't expecting a demon to manifest...I mean nothing. fucking. happens. It's just Sap stood there, staring at her ceiling. A potato filming a potato.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

More Grimoire.

Spoiler: Letters to her Ghosts

Spoiler: Astral Travel and Child

 

[omori]

Staph you dumbass, old religions, hell even early Christianity worshipers would sacrifice their fattest lambs and best harvest. I’m sure demons expect a little more than piss in a cup.

 

[DatBepisTho]

If you're going to make an offering of blood, you have to suffer for it.

You need to slice, and I mean hard, your palm, or breast, or hell your goddamn face if you're going all in, and run the blood into a cup (a fancy cup, not a yogurt cup you ran water into) of the best wine you can afford. If you're going to offer food, it need to be home cooked and also expensive, get a good cut of meat, I mean like a 30 dollar steak, and cook it in some of the expensive wine. You have to do this shit like you're cooking for a king, or Gordon Ramsey.

But Stephanie is lazy, and adverse to any sort of work or real sacrifice of either comfort or money, and stupid on top of it. So she just puts piss and her period in yogurt cups and throws salt and paper in it and calls it good.

Fucking disgrace.

When you think about it that way, if she had a hobby like stained glass or did that nifty papercraft with the fine cuts and layered pieces, she'd be accustomed to tiny but deep cuts that bleed like hell and would probably have ample blood for impromptu offerings that her demon bros would enjoy far more than scabs or used menstrual products.

But nah, even low effort is too good for Staph.

 

[NoFeline]

When you think about it that way, if she had a hobby like stained glass or did that nifty papercraft with the fine cuts and layered pieces, she'd be accustomed to tiny but deep cuts that bleed like hell and would probably have ample blood for impromptu offerings that her demon bros would enjoy far more than scabs or used menstrual products.

But nah, even low effort is too good for Staph.

She doesn't have enough spoons to have any hobby more involved than pissing on herbs she bought on amazon.

 

[DatBepisTho]

She doesn't have enough spoons to have any hobby more involved than pissing on herbs she bought on amazon.

Man, pissing on herbs is serious spoons tho.
You got to do it several times a day to stick it to the haters (and so your kidneys don't kill you) and then there's the whole peepee r i t u a l song you have to sing to appease demonghosts or something.

Idek how our brave grannywitch does it, honestly.

 

[Meowthkip]

This one is a lot funnier if you imagine she's writing to Heathcliff the cat.

 

[Heckler1]

This one is a lot funnier if you imagine she's writing to Heathcliff the cat.

I thought of the candy bar, which explains why she can't live without it.