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Right? It's so weird. I noticed that too and normally I'd wonder if it was covering some random blemish, but no, she's just putting random stickers in because reasons.
How many of these has she broken? I think all but maybe wrath.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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Lol, don't you remember how pissed off she was at that married dude who refused to like the nudes she kept sending him, and how wrathful she was that he wouldn't fuck her (also married) anymore? She stalked and harassed him and yelled at him until they finally got the police involved.
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Shit, you right. Forgot about that. Also forgot how she treats those she doesn't like/is jealous of.
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What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX????
Oh right. It's Tess, so probably a sheet cake.
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I gotta talk to my taxidermist friend. I think he can make a good umbrella stand out of that leg, but before I invest in an elephant rifle, I want to be sure.
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Oh, now she remembers she's a mom.
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Why do you do stuff like this Tess?
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This Amelia girl, her new best friend slash gay girlfriend, is another fatty model (day job: danger hair stylist) married to a fat gay bear type and has a toddler with him. Straight fat girls marry fat gays and have kids, then decide this makes them gay despite a hetero marriage and life.
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The amount of smoothing to that pimpled ass is beyond the pale. I think it's even distorted her crack, which looks like it's vibrating into a temporal vortex. There's something very fucked about her left cheek's border against the ground as well.
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Someday, in the near future, when Tess' inevitable nudes leak onto the internet I will use them to torture the prisoners in my dungeon.
The screams will be heard from miles away.
The screams will be heard from miles away.
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Uh, Lizzo references? I don't really like Lizzo either but at least she's an actual celebrity and Tess trying to compare herself to Lizzo seems like reverse projection or her trying to be a sassy black woman again.
Also, at this point she needs to just have her kids taken from her. She's basically the definition of an unfit parent and the best possible thing for them is to be removed from her house. She could try to play the victim of course, but it's so rare for mothers to lose custody entirely that nobody would take her seriously if she claimed she was being persecuted. She doesn't even seem to want to be a parent. I honestly don't even know if she has her kids more than half the time anymore. I don't give a shit that she's going through a divorce and wants to live her life and 'detox' or whatever. You become a parent, your kids come first, always, until they're 18.
She used the word 'friends' so much it has lost all meaning.
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Just like “loving life” is transparent false advertising. Her new BFF will last another week tops. Tess can only wants servants and is far too toxic for IRL friends.
Must be hard to have a crazy fun vacay with your friends when every day has been a series of full make-up staged photos for IG.
Tess’s husband must be so glad he wasn’t forced to spend 15 hours straight today staring at “vacay pics” smoothing cellulite and being forced to try and make Tess look human shaped.
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Tess mentally acts like she is 22 still. Taking a vacation is one thing, but since the impending divorce, it seems like every week she’s on another “business trip” to build her brand. The photoshoot at Salvation Mountain was clearly her trying to get another modeling gig. She’s desperate for money, but is trying to come across as having lots of cash to burn. I wish she would mature and just go back to a normal job so she can provide for her kids (Nick won’t give much to help). She’s way past her prime in modeling and the latest vacation shows that. The weight gain and the plastic surgery make her face look like it’s melting. There are plenty of better looking plus models that deserve a spotlight more than Tess.
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Go back in the thread. I know her IRL and spilled some tea.
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We all love to walk in hot desert in warm shoes.
Imagine how much her feet sweat in that shoes.
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Her feet's cartilage is already turning into jelly, it's probably evaporating at this point. Soon she'll have flippers.
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I recently read an article/post from someone who was a mid-tier Instagram influencer, and they said that the worst part of the whole thing is that instead of actually ENJOYING their "luxury vacays", they were wasting tons of time and effort staging photos, trying to get the right light/blocking, sampling filters, and taking HUNDREDS of photos just to end up with a handful of pics to post on IG. Instead of just EATING a meal, they spent up to an hour taking photos of their food from various angles, adjusting light levels and filters to make the food look JUST RIGHT, then ending up with food that has been sitting around getting cold and greasy.
I am immensely enjoying the fact that Tess is wasting so much time and effort staging these photos and posing her "friends" just so she can convince complete strangers that she's living La Dolce Vita despite the fact that she hasn't gotten any work, her husband fled halfway across the globe to get away from her, her oldest kid despises her, she had to move in with the nanny, has to hock her clothes to pay the bills, and whores herself out on IG for mere trinkets.
You sure are showing us HATERZ, Tessie!