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huffpo.com

Why using toilet paper harms people of color

June 6, 2019 - Emily Goldstein

The Daily Wire’s Lexi Mainland recently posted an article on Twitter detailing a fact that needs to be addressed if we’re going to get rid of the use of toilet paper. “Race and toilet paper. I am not making this up.”

Toilet paper is a waste product and thus belongs in landfills, according to the United States Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). While the agency deems waste paper responsibly recyclable, it was also pointed out that not all landfill sites are prepared to accept toilet paper.

As a writer, sometimes I’m the first person to point out that I have no power. So I stopped myself from getting too mad. Instead, I think it’s worth looking at this article in its entirety.

First of all, when is the last time you used toilet paper? Is it right to imply that there aren’t women who have used toilet paper, including black women? How many people of color use toilet paper? The United States does not have a statistic for the black population. However, according to one source, black Americans contribute to about 30 percent of toilet paper use in the United States. They’re also the ones most likely to use household cleaners for their toilet tissue. Most of us find it difficult to choose between cleaning the household and buying more toilet paper. It’s hard to say which we’d rather spend money on, no matter the circumstances.

I’m not going to take sides. If you’re the type of person who relies on toilet paper for hygiene, then have at it. I just think that this sort of pushback from white men, the nation’s most privileged class, is a disservice to women.

Then there’s the problem of the trans community and toilet paper. According to Redbook, 40 percent of trans people report using “bathroom choice as a factor in relocating.” There’s a reason that bathroom movements in North Carolina and Tennessee promoted the idea that people needed access to facilities that match their gender identities. People of color, particularly black people, are most likely to experience disparities in health care access. Why would we want to endorse a behavior like using toilet paper as a reason to move, or discourage using the bathroom to begin with?

“Uncle Tom” is a word I never thought I’d ever hear, but thanks to Mainland, people of color are now going after it.

“Uncle Tom” is a word I never thought I’d ever hear, but thanks to Mainland, people of color are now going after it. I can only imagine the reactions of people like Phillip Reyes, the grandson of “Uncle Tom” who eventually found his father had re-examined how he dealt with the term as he was struggling with transgender issues.

I found it refreshing that Mainland didn’t wait until she’d finished to add another discriminatory and transphobic view to her writing about toilet paper.


I’d be interested to see what Mainland thought about LGBT communities who are imprisoned for holding rainbow flags, wearing stickers, or speaking out in public. If Mainland and others who supported Betsy DeVos’ support for “religious liberty” were serious about prohibiting discrimination, she might consider demanding changes in the way HUD and DOJ conduct service areas and enforce LGBT rights.

I’m sorry to say that Mainland didn’t learn much from my feminist experiences. But I’m sure she’ll be happy to share a lot of sexist comments she received in private.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

Richard Spencer's Affair with Gay Jewish Lover Revealed in Second Audio Leak

November 6, 2019 - Michael Eisenstein; the New York Post

Once a racist skinhead thug who once boasted in a hearing that he could shoot a pack of journalists in the face, a picture of Richard Spencer lurking around a gay bar has emerged on a neo-Nazi web site.

The “Affair” has come to light amid the spreading of audio of the rabid anti-Semite telling prominent white supremacist Andrew Anglin how he seduced a gay Jewish former colleague on November 6, 2017 — a day after the boy’s 19th birthday.

The paper trail of Spencer’s delight in the dark side was exposed through what is reported to be a 55-second recording that was uploaded to a white supremacist site — and then later taken down after critics complained the language was anti-Semitic.

But the talkative Spencer is back with another recorded chat session with Anglin from the same spot, according to the alt-right bigot, who posted the recording online.

“Remember he’s a kid?” Spencer is heard telling Anglin, sounding like a man eager to teach his latest conquest something about the child-like nature of the Jew.

“He was a kid, for a while,” Spencer continues. “He didn’t have a family.”

The now 29-year-old revealed his Jewish lovers “needed me for whatever he was doing.”

That, Spencer said, was “of course” not the case with the very pro-Trump youth that he was working with.

"And it was like, ‘It’s that simple,’” he admits.

Spencer goes on to explain that his partner was drunk when they first met, but remembers when he vomited and shows an amazing, secret ache in his stomach.

“I remember how it made me like him very, very much, and how it changed him, too,” Spencer says, as the friend burps loudly.

“Oh man,” he says in shock. “He’s sick.”

By last Wednesday, Spencer’s whispery laughing had grown, and he appeared more aroused by his young lover, looking at his friend as if he were some kind of prize hunt.

“Look at him. He’s just two weeks from 19, and he’s dry-eyed like that,” Spencer says.

“He’s just, he’s real.”

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

nytimes.com
Yandere Simulator is finally released. Should you play it?

June 6, 2137 - Naomi Alderman, Andrew B. Meyer, The New York Times

When Onel.dev released the sci-fi action game Yandere Simulator on Kickstarter last year, it received good reviews from the (arguably) most important people in the game industry: the Kickstarter backers. Of course, the product raised $124,120 at $10 a ticket, which was just about double its target. No matter. As with so many Kickstarter games, some very lucky supporters ended up becoming evelopers — that is, they got to hand-pick just the colors, costumes and maps for the game that was released as a download for free for the general public. After reaching its goal, Yandere went back to the drawing board, and was designed as a more business-like game designed to go into production. That is how the release was originally planned — to reach Kickstarter backers as quickly as possible. After many delays, and some revision to the game’s own design, it has been released and will be available on iOS devices this month, and PC on June 27. “Being able to support communities on Kickstarter and Community Commons, it’s been amazing,” said Michael Morton, co-founder of Onel.dev, the game’s producer. “We’ve had about 100 people involved with Yandere on Kickstarter and all those people ended up becoming shareholders, which makes their investors extremely happy.” More than a quarter of the backers are women, who ended up getting a lot of special features, including bright lights, gorgeous environments and lots of extra toys. But of course, none of these perks were included in the original version that went to Kickstarter. As promised by the creator, this is an extremely different game than the one that went to Kickstarter. Gone are the bright colors, flashy heroes and costumes and sheeny skin that previously defined Yandere. Now, it’s a more realistic, designed game with a more cinematic feel. The playable pieces of Yandere’s universe are both stitched together and individually packaged — there’s no limited edition version. But there are three packages, all worth $16 each: the Valkyria Package, which includes four standard plays (minus Valkyria); the Cyber Commander Package, which includes four plays with accessories, and three plays with flying fox; and the Admiral Package, which includes plays with three changes, plus the three changes in the Cyber Commander Pack. Morton said that the Vive headset, the development tool and the teleport system were included in the Valkyria Pack because they required a special kind of labor. They required them to spend four hours with the module overnight before trying to communicate with each other in the real world, in a single room, wearing virtual headsets. “When you’re wearing a full suit, you have to keep a full mental and physical eye on the room and have people move around you in the real world,” he said. “They couldn’t get away. They’d come out sideways, they’d fly off. That requires a lot of cooperation.”

 

[Guardian G.I.]

nytimes.com
Christian Weston Chandler Shits Pants, Does Nothing
September 19, 2013 - Joshua Moon

The latest United Nations summit was overflowing with female virgins. Most international men are persuaded by the promotional gags. Some, like yours truly, are unmoved by the hyperbolic gibberish. But one option just isn’t available: shitting on the podium.
There is, however, the obvious consolation: the host country. The Jordanian delegation tried to pull off a ghoulish effect, as displayed by the graphic creator of the performance, Christian Weston Chandler.
Mr. Chandler found endless inspiration in the surroundings and cultural context of the conference. He told The New York Times: “I was looking at the inside of these huge ornate chandeliers when suddenly one crept up and started shaking things. And all this stuffing started pouring out! I thought, hmm, for that massive and beautiful palace, you have plenty of stuff that comes out of it. There are all these old tapestries with Egyptian patterns just strewn all over the place, and some army scarves are everywhere, and Libyan blankets, and gifts from countries like the U.S. and European countries.” The ghoulish vaudeville of his performance was distinctly directed at the three dozen or so men and women in the room. Mr. Chandler expounded: “Really what I wanted to say was to say to them, ‘Shit you guys, get out of here.’ I really needed this space to express myself and not speak from a prepared text,” he said. “I was just in shock when the chandelier rose up and all this stuff started raining down all over the place.”
The vaudeville performance was not the only theatrical aspect of the event for Ms. Jordan. With his other trick: a model wearing a giant red ketchup bottle wrapped around her breast. In contrast to the Iraq veteran who danced in a nipple veil, her performance was less dour. The entire piece was, in fact, quite funny: “You heard what I said before? It was a pleasure to work with Jordan. She has a little bit of a wild side, but she’s a brilliant model,” Mr. Chandler said.
Unfortunately, the United Nations flop did not earn the sponsors on board, even though the event’s sponsors offered U.S. government money and invited the designer to U.N. headquarters. A diplomat who took part said, “I would say our reactions were kind of like, ‘Oh, come on, what the fuck.’ We didn’t have any of that European flair.”

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Everything about this is beautiful, especially the first sentence.

 

[JULAY]

Zionist Kikes Perpetrated 9/11

November 6, 2019 - Senator Ted Cruz

Being Jewish is no excuse for the 9/11 terrorist attacks. But if you are a Zionist then you’ve never really been Jewish, because you do this to innocent people on a regular basis and in this case it is hundreds of innocent people. As the President said on Monday, “We saw it first hand as Nazis murdered 6 million Jews during the Holocaust.” When Israel was founded in 1948, the U.S. was forced to make a choice. How would it support the creation of Israel in a way that would also affirm the rights of the state of Israel’s minority of Palestinians, and protect the rights of women and gay Americans in the same way that the Constitution of the United States guarantees the rights of its citizens?

I came of age in the 1980s, a time when open anti-Semitism reigned and America sided with Israel in its bitter dispute with Egypt and Syria. At the time, the United States could often be counted on to support the killing of as many Arabs as possible. These were the years of the Iran-Contra affair, where top Reagan administration officials gave arms to Iran, and then were shipped millions of dollars to Guatemala’s government to kill leftist guerrillas who were fighting the dictatorship of Efrain Rios Montt. After this strategy of aiding death squads from both Latin America and Israel, Ronald Reagan had to be talked out of an attempt to assassinate Sadat and Arafat at the Camp David Accords in Camp David. Nearly 40 years after these horrors took place, however, it is time to change course once more. The Jewish state was created in bad faith, by a nation that has been complicit in the genocide of a group of people living in their own country, and a nation that has done nothing to stop this mass murder. Moreover, they have committed mass murder here in the United States, which simply cannot be tolerated.

 

[Give Her The D]

nytimes.com
Link between Kiwi Farms use and autism found by scientists
June 6, 2019 - Dick Masterson

A review of data found that children diagnosed with autism after being exposed to milk products from the non-conventional dairy industry in New Zealand, such as its commercial and tribal-owned dairy farms, were three times more likely to have autism than children whose parents didn’t have autism. The study was published in Science Translational Medicine.

According to Science Magazine, the current study showed that at 6,110 study sites, researchers recorded 2822 autistic children, 523 of whom came from the mid-Northern Hemisphere and the remainder from the Southern Hemisphere. Researchers studied specific types of milk and specifically milk producers that used ghee (clarified butter), coconut oil, palm oil, coconut milk, soybean oil, sugar-based milk, and rice milks.

On average, the children who experienced autism before age 9 had the highest soybean diet of the milk products, according to the study. This was an observation made by researchers because previous studies conducted by scientists on milk products had not shown evidence of contamination with food allergens that are common among American children. Such contaminants are often found in non-conventional dairy products.

The study was led by scientists from the University of Auckland, University of Waikato, University of Otago, University of Sydney, University of New South Wales, and Australia’s prestigious Royal Children’s Hospital and Brain Institute.

A previous study found that children had higher rates of autism when ingesting dairy products like milk, yogurt, or cheese at a young age compared to children who were not exposed to food products containing dairy. Previous studies that found associations between autism and dairy products did not control for many other factors that may be affected by an individual’s genetic makeup or experiences.

However, many Americans are willing to sacrifice quality of life in a search for good nutrition.

However, several leading autism and anti-dairy activists contend that because dairy products are typically fortified with vitamin B12, a vitamin that is missing from traditional dairy products, such as breast milk, dairy products might not be suitable for infants. This was a contention of one of the co-authors of the new study, Michelle Rowbotham, who argued that cereals fortified with B12 – such as those made from wheat – were an option.

Rowbotham argues that the research was inconclusive. She points out that the mothers of the children who had autism were not eligible for genetic testing because of the lack of genetic similarities between them and the children they were looking to compare.

The Review “resulted in negative implications for any protective effects of B12 supplementation on blood B12 levels compared to human genetics” concludes the abstract of the abstract.

Regardless of these dangers, the study showed that an existing negative association between dairy and autism was bolstered by empirical data and should not be dismissed out of hand.

The new study added to a growing body of research that confirms evidence of links between diet and autism. Previous research has confirmed the fact that a high-fat diet improves cognition while a low-fat diet may have adverse effects. Another research has also linked B vitamins to an increased risk of autism.

Data for the study was collected in New Zealand, where research shows that significantly more autism is diagnosed than in other countries.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

ANTIFA JOINS BARNUM & BAILEY CIRCUS


When a circus owner asked Antifa activists to fight, they met on the New York streets.

NEW YORK — When Sylvia Lebrun realized she was in trouble after her arrest in 2009 for storming onto the grounds of the former American Museum of Natural History during a performance of the legendary Jumbo, she swore she would never walk out on her community again. So a few months later, the then-45-year-old Secaucus resident dusted off a pair of shiny fluorescent gray running shoes and began jogging alongside a secluded dirt road on the outskirts of New York City to seek “raw power,” as she calls it. She called it the “summit for rage.”

As violent protests in Charlottesville, Va., and other cities reminded her, she needed to rejoin the fight against the vast 1 percent.

But unlike previous uprisings, she intended to be in the front of the charge. Enter Jesse Steinfeld, a veteran activist and founder of the anti-fascist group United Front for Awake and Organized Resistance (UFAR). During the summer of 2015, when a barnstorming circus was traveling through New York, Mr. Steinfeld showed up on the grounds bearing flyers: “He’s the clown who will break the ring.”

The next day, a member of the Barnum & Bailey Circus spotted the flyers and reached out to Mr. Steinfeld, who now lives in the Bronx. The 50-year-old founder of UFAR – which includes the Occupy Wall Street and Occupy Nation movements as part of its mission – had begun launching offshoots of his radical rallies into the off-the-grid.

One of these was The Be There Tapas party where activists offer free food and coffee to tourists in protest of the tourist trade. Members say the party is so successful at drawing money from visitors that it’s a boon to the local economy, and keeps outsiders who arrive after the party.

UFAR had followed the circus through Europe. Its anti-capitalist barbecues aren’t as popular as free food provided by Occupy but still draw on the ideas of galloping fury that have animated the protest movement since the week after the United States voted for Barack Obama.

One night at the Be There Tapas event, protestors started ripping open swings that had been assembled on the metal cages that divide the venues of the circus’ arena, while naked men pelted the visitors.

 

[Crichax]

This is scarily good. If I use the phrase "gone to the dogs" at some point in the title, references to dogs are in the generated article.

I can see myself using this generator for years to come.

 

[Table Country]

“Remember he’s a kid?” Spencer is heard telling Anglin, sounding like a man eager to teach his latest conquest something about the child-like nature of the Jew.

Put this shit at the top of the website.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Okay, I'm having way too much fun with this...Last one, I promise.


HILLARY CLINTON ARRESTED FOR SHOPLIFTING
February 11, 2020 - The Christian Science Monitor, Dawn-Marie Cornett, Jacob Turcotte, Kara Kamenec, Jacob Turcotte Eoin O'Carroll
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was reportedly arrested Sunday afternoon and then released by police after reportedly stealing a $2.44 pair of sunglasses from a Pennsylvania Best Buy.

According to local police, the 58-year-old Democratic presidential hopeful, who is on a five-day book tour and was spotted at the shopping center in Pennsylvania, was found by an employee carrying a shopping bag containing multiple pairs of sunglasses as well as a T-shirt, according to the local Easton Morning Call newspaper.

As she was being handcuffed, Ms. Clinton was on her cellphone, police said. One potential security breach – some eye witnesses reportedly said Clinton smiled – was kept to a minimum, and Clinton was released just before 5 p.m.

"Mrs. Clinton voluntarily accepted responsibility and restitution in the matter and this matter has been resolved," said Clinton's spokesman, Nick Merrill, in a statement to the paper.

As of Friday, Clinton had been accused of stealing more than $100 worth of clothing from a boutique last year, and multiple cases of pilfered merchandise in the 1990s. She was elected a US senator for New York from 2001 to 2009, and a US senator for New York again in 2010. Her husband, former President Bill Clinton, resigned from the presidency in January 2001.

According to an August 2015 arrest affidavit, Clinton was charged with failing to pay for 18 pairs of sunglasses that had been valued at $1,260 at the Donegal Glass shop in State College, Penn. The store posted an apology for Clinton, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.

"We, as a business, will try harder to buy merchandise with a higher value like sunglasses, we are committed to working with our associates and customers to make sure that retail theft is reduced in our business," it said.

Clinton, who was interviewed by the FBI after the 2016 election, has gotten herself into trouble with the law before. In the 1990s, she was charged with shoplifting five suits from Saks Fifth Avenue in the New York area. She was arrested and released, then took the charges of criminal possession of stolen property to court in December 1999.

In September 2015, Clinton was arrested in Chicago at a fashion boutique that sells sneakers and clothing, according to the Chicago Tribune. Clinton was recognized by the police officer while he was responding to another call. She told the officer that the sunglasses "were on her head," and said that she "enjoyed them."

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"[M]y officers are professional, sophisticated, professional, and they do what they have to do to enforce the law. But I also have to be extremely careful with what I put on my head. And I wouldn't want that reflection on my head," she told the officer at the time.

This report contains material from Reuters.

 

[Give Her The D]

cnn.com
Gay Autistic Jew Richard Spencer Announces Fourth Reich In NYC
June 6, 2019 - Umar Baig

Written by Umar Baig, CNN New York

A right-wing activist and self-proclaimed "alt-right" leader has announced his own new party, in New York.

At the foot of the Statue of Liberty, Richard Spencer, founder of the National Policy Institute , a white nationalist organization, stood in front of a logo with the words "The New Order" on it during a speech Wednesday.

Although the movement was announced late last month and was not expected to be announced at the event, Spencer and his supporters heavily publicized the conference and co-sponsored a party.

"Today we formally announce the establishment of the fourth Reich," he said. "The organization has officially been formed, and we are soon to launch three branches -- the Erechtheion, or the eugenics division, and the Institute for Historical Review, and the virtual weblog."

Spencer's organization is planning to launch three branches as soon as Wednesday: the Erechtheion, or the eugenics division. CNN

Spencer, who stood out in a sea of white athletes at this year's NFL draft, announced that his organization, The National Policy Institute, will run in-kind scholarships "for the finest and most promising minds within the four Reich clones."

The established four Reich sponosors include Brian Doherty, who is the Managing Editor of Forbes. "We have chosen Spencer, we have chosen Doherty, we have chosen Frank Guzzardi, the managing editor of the alt-right prankster news site for election-year gags or white conspiracy theories called The @onion and he has chosen David Duke," Spencer told a cheering crowd.

One of Spencer's prospective adoptees is James Kirchick, a writer who has written extensively on the rise of white nationalists and "alt-right." During the speech, Kirchick tweeted that he will work with Spencer and is excited to help spread his ideas.

"I want to be part of the work that makes the fourth Reich happen," he said.

In a video posted to Twitter, Kirchick says, "If we become the national security policy of this country we're just leaving ourselves wide open, and that's a bad thing."

Spencer is an extreme alt-right figure who thinks "America is the greatest nation on earth."

"We'll take a mighty step toward a world governed by the Führer and people who believe in all of the core things -- unifying the states, returning to our original civilization as the east German, finally straightening out our corrupt government," he said.

In recent months, Spencer has found himself at the center of controversy. He was kicked out of Union Hall in Portland, Oregon, where he had intended to deliver a speech on May 4, and he was also removed from a Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) speech in March.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

ScienceWeekly.com
New Study Finds Vaping Is The Gateway Into Homosexuality
November 5, 2019 - Phil Ken Sebben

A new study published by University of Zurich/Kazan University/Katarina Czerwinski is the first to show that the use of e-cigarettes is linked to the gay men entering homosexual relationships. E-cigarettes are a new and very promising method of smoking which creates a softer sensation with less of the cigarette smell. Findings from the study, conducted by University of Zurich medical students, Kazan University medical students and from Katarina Czerwinski.

Intervention at 6 and 12 months
All the participants were between the ages of 15-28 years old. The study was conducted for 6 and 12 months. Half of the participants were introduced to e-cigarettes at the beginning of the study while the other half were allowed to continue as usual. It was found that even after only 6 months of vaping, gay men and women who used e-cigarettes entered homosexual relationships. “We can see that the majority of the participants had sexual preferences and that they were influenced by these tendencies to experiment with different sexual partners. The main findings are that the intake of nicotine by heterosexual men increased the formation of new gay males while their female counterparts were more limited to vaginal sex.”

E-cigarettes as 'invasor'
One of the main criticisms with e-cigarettes is that users should not be using them and vaping them all the time. It does not take too long before you smoke and immediately feel the effects of nicotine, which can lead to drug addiction. Yet, vaping is known as “invasor” in its current form which creates a smoke which can significantly impair one’s health. In fact, some patients have died from the smoke produced by e-cigarettes. The new study, published in journal Psychosomatic Medicine, claims that this smoke led to “contamination” of the lungs and it was observed that 10% of the participants were affected by the smoke and were developing allergies.

E-cigarettes as a gateway to first sex
“E-cigarettes have become a gateway drug in their own right which turns gay men from asexual to asexualism; and, in turn, on to heterosexuality.” Czerwinski believes that while vaping has been overwhelmingly used among the regular smokers of tobacco, it is also also seen as a “gateway drug” to sexual relationships. By effectively introducing a new method of sex, you may begin to enjoy sex with other men. The research group believe that it is time to create anti-vaping campaigns. This is not the first time that smoking e-cigarettes has been linked to homosexuality or drug addiction. The tobacco industry has been accused of using the product as a tool to establish “second hand-smoke,” which harms the health of both users and the communities that inhale smoke from their products. There is also concern that the battery-powered gadgets can induce sleep deprivation in users, which is bad for health.

Source: University of Zurich Klinik Klinik Regner Strängnose Davos

" you may begin to enjoy sex with other men"

 

[Table Country]

Youtubers Phil Burnell and Bob Chipman caught bumming each other in a public park
June 6, 2019 - Schlomo Goldstein; TheDailyMail

What better way to pass an afternoon than rolling in the park with your friends in full workout gear, looking for a decent spot to put it all on show?

The Daily Mail spotted two prominent YouTube stars engaging in a torrid on-camera affair at Chesterfield Park in Rochester, New York, this week.

Phil Burnell, 44, and fellow vlogger Bob Chipman, 26, both posted photo evidence of the display to their tens of thousands of subscribers - and the internet had mixed reactions.

Phil, who first garnered fame in 2000 with his videos and investigation-style investigations on the UFO phenomenon, played pool for hours with friends at the park and uploaded photos on his channel PhilipBurnellExpert.com of him posing in a slow lane with a couple of pals dressed in white T-shirts and blue pants.

The photo's backdrop may have been a little challenging to identify. But then Bob, aka Thetradersick, appeared at Phil's side to play pool and seemingly indulge in even more raunchy sports.

Two voluminous, sheer sports bras clearly showed through both Phil's and Bob's washboard abs.

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Chest baring: Earlier in the day Bob chipsman and Phil Burnell were pictured hanging out in a park in Rochester, New York

Though they certainly dressed up for the occasion - with Phil sporting a jacked up pulled-over tank top and padded, flat-billed shirt, and Bob in flirty, nude strappy briefs - it appeared the two men's pants were one of a kind.

Further poking fun at their daringly high-cut bottoms, they sported each other's boxers.

YouTube sensations Bob Chipman and Phil Burnell were seen hanging out in a park in Rochester, New York, looking for a public spot to show off their abs while playing in pool on Monday

Bob Chipman (L) and Phil Burnell appear to be sitting with their pecs show in a park in Rochester, New York

According to commenters who saw the photo, Phil Burnell and Bob Chipman were seen chilling at Chesterfield Park looking for a spot to show off their guns

Shortly afterwards, Bob walked away to join his friends for some quick shots - but despite Phil's muddled shots, he caught Bob’s buff bod and brought it into his own.

A blur of activity, it seemed Phil and Bob were enjoying one another's company - and both are obviously comfortable on camera.

Bob and Phil puffed on cigarettes, stayed in the pool for hours and played pool while onlookers watched

This is sure to get people talking - and possibly an actual court case after these reality stars were caught out not wearing any underwear

This one's for you! And you? Click through the gallery to see the other famous videos featured by Bob Chipman and Phil Burnell

After that, Bob walked away, and Phil was seen puffed on a cigarette before he and his friends finished for the day.

The "Pistol," as Phil is known to the many YouTube fans who follow him, appears to have always had a keen interest in fans, though some might not have expected him to be besties with - let alone kiss - an older man.

 

[The Last Stand]

Bill Dallas, a World War II vet who relayed news from Baghdad by computer, dies at 91
October 11, 2017 - Mark Ben

Bill Dallas, a former New York Times correspondent who covered the Iraq War with the help of a borrowed voice-computer system that enabled him to relay his reports from Baghdad to the newspaper’s staffers in New York, has died. He was 91.

Mr. Dallas died of prostate cancer on Oct. 4 in Loma Linda, Calif., according to Cyd Madison, a family friend. He lived in the San Bernardino area for several years after retiring.

“I think it was a gut feeling — it didn’t fit the war. You know, we were reporting from Baghdad. It just didn’t feel right,” Mr. Dallas told The New York Times’ Jack Smith in 2000.

Mr. Dallas was a trial lawyer in New York before he volunteered for the Army Air Forces in 1942. He joined the supply company, making a parachute run to France in May 1944 and serving in the Battle of the Bulge.

After the war, he worked as a public-relations official in Alaska and Canada before joining the Times in 1951. He covered the Middle East for many years, including for a time as the bureau chief in Baghdad.

The "Corbin Dallas Multipass" turned out to be his dying wish, his wife said. His wife, Dorothy Dallas, said she never knew of any newsman who used the technology to relay reports from war zones.

“This whole thing came out of the blue,” she said. “He always said he wanted to be a part of anything that had computerization involved.”

The "Corbin Dallas Multipass" turned out to be his dying wish, his wife said. His wife, Dorothy Dallas, said she never knew of any newsman who used the technology to relay reports from war zones.

Journalists with the "Multipass" system relayed information from the field and gave reporters an electronic interface to help the information be received and passed along in New York.

Originally called "Corbin’s Multipass," the communication system was later shortened to "Corbin Dallas Multipass" as the technology behind it became more sophisticated. Mr. Dallas retired from the Times in 1995.

-End of Article-​

I put "Corbin Dallas Multipass dies" and this popped up. It even mentions him having a wife.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

I decided to see if this thing can create something interesting based off a JoJo reference. The results were surprising.
Why I chose to betray Passione: life inside one of the biggest criminal organizations in Italy
I too, experienced the fear I was posting my identity on line for the past two weeks for anything not been referred to as sacrosanct for years.

The details are too graphic, but the message and code I gave to them is clear: “Open up the little shop at Arno scene…Please help me. Get out of Paris.” We will share my experiences with you all soon.

Regarding those who know of my relationships, or in my case my blackmail ring, please understand that I am truly remorseful and disappointed. I have always tried to be loyal to those who supported me from beginning, but lately in an effort to keep my arms free, I lost those hands. And now, the law has found me.

By being honest with the world, I ask that you all understand my sadness and emotion. I am not a criminal, I’m a carpenter, and in Italy when a carpenter’s arms are cut off you call him a giardino, the dog or a parrot. And I will not beg to be called a criminal. What did I do that was such that I could be saved by the invisible hand? I can’t tell you without bringing up the fear, the feelings of great dependency.

I am a person who, if I wake up from a nightmare, then I cry, but when I wake up from my drug induced, deep sleep, I lie still for a few minutes and then ask God why. Did I do something so stupid that I ruined my life? How long have you been trained as a trained psychopath? Are you just something that people can still not see? And what is love?”

Please, don’t call me a drug trafficker. Do not call me a murderer. I wasn’t the one who shot a cop. I never touched a tortured soul. Don’t call me a boss, I never took his place. I never killed anyone in front of his children. I never took the fruits of brutality, and I will never take anything rotten out of my house. I am not just a doped-up thug.

I am a person who, in a few minutes to high blood pressure, I could be God. To tell my story and to know the secret of what has happened to me, we, I hope, we in Calabria, we the first who embrace – may God have mercy on my soul.

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[DeadwastePrime]

why are they putting chemicals in the water to turn frogs gay?
May 29, 2019 - Frank Gormlie, The Tico Times, Ed Bernhardt, Noe Leiva, Gustavo Díaz Cruz, John Mcphaul, Robert Goodier

Well, why not: The total communities just down stream from the nature park on the Amazon, tell WONA Radio that the park has blocked its water supply and is implementing an environmental plan to turn frogs gay. WONA has the audio. Why the sound? The frogs themselves are all gay. Here's a wonderful NPR story on the same topic, with a little more detail:

To help protect the forest around Pandeague from deforestation, the indigenous populations living there have installed a system of nets to collect insects that pierce the forest floor. Each year, they place a bucket of such bait directly above the nets. Now, humans aren’t killing the insect until next year. But instead of sugar water to keep the fruit fly population under control in 2017, what the biologists get is urine, pee and soot.

So, why is this happening? In theory, says Jocelyn Llewellyn, a researcher at the University of Maryland’s Rappahannock River Project, it’s all about turning frogs gay. Frogs and their friends, or sexual partners, pair off at night and form a small pack. In the morning, when the river is full of breakfast frogs, the eggs hatch, and the packs disperse – but not all at once. By the time the colonies gather in the morning, the frogs are both mates and mothers. A swarm of frogs can use a buffet of nutrients and food, Llewellyn explained, so the water quality and the genetics changes with age.

this is great. i love it

 

[Jack O'Neill]

TheWang.com
The People's Republic of China voted to impeach the president and daddy said no

May 29, 2019 - Xi Jinping

Reactions to the news of China's most high-profile family breakup were divided along party lines, but political analysts said Wednesday that President Xi Jinping had likely been expecting to be challenged over the issue. The wide-ranging decision to impeach President Xi Jinping's wife, Peng Liyuan, said by some to be the person who bears his most personal traits, has ignited a media frenzy in China. REUTERS In the weeks leading up to Wednesday's vote, she has been dogged by claims that she supported a disgraced politician, Tang Jitian, who was once a senior member of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP). The accusations came after the Chinese media launched a fierce campaign to allege that Peng had forged the story of her musical education to appeal to China's military academy. Such accusations had been damaging the singer's influence in China. Even though critics claimed there was no evidence to back up the charges, her and her husband's popularity had come into question. The pair were well-known for being distant and composed, similar to the image of the revered communist father Mao Zedong during his era. They have often been compared to state actor Jiang Zemin, who reigned at the height of China's rule, which came to an end in the late 1980s. Asked why Xi chose to have his wife questioned about an allegation she denied, and see the charges passed to the people's congress, analysts said the move may have been a way for Xi to look strong on the issue of domestic security. "He definitely expects the one who the people and people's congress are saying, 'You're such a bad president, you're such a bad person, he can't tolerate that.' So this is likely some of the reaction he's expecting from his wife," said Isaac Stone Fish, nonresident senior fellow at the Brookings Institution in Washington D.C.

 

[Bionicle of War]

Subdermal microchips are now mandatory for government employees, and that's a good thing

June 26, 2030 -
We're not kidding. In June 2018, the Federal Government of Canada revealed that it is retroactively making its historical-era footwear mandatory for all new and old government employees. Over the past month, special fasteners that will hold special-purpose caps and fittings to all shoes were issued to employees in government agencies like National Defence, Veterans Affairs, Health Canada, Environment and Environment Canada and at the Library of Parliament. According to an internal memo sent out by Canada's Defence Intelligence Equipment Procurement Centre, the new caps are being issued for "specific purposes." "The fasteners are a barrier against bacteria and fungus and prevent travellers from contaminating footwear during transport. They prevent eating lemongrass and tarragon and other fragrant products," the memo said. "Increasing levels of contamination led to limited field use of footwear at the Parliamentary Cryptologic and Electronic Communications Security Center (PECSC) and other locations in Canada. In 2017, between May 1 and April 1, there were seven identified instances of contamination of a custom made shoe." Story continues below advertisement The modules are specially labelled so that workers can easily tell whether or not their shoes are prescription, but the rules that we've read are still mum on whether or not the fasterids are sanitary or simply that they're being sent for durability's sake. It seems as though a truly sensitive brand, like Sebago or Zegna, would make it clear to their employees (and the public) that their shoes are safe, but in the present day, the government hasn't put forward any evidence to prove that a custom-made, up-to-date set of rubber cement fastids will effectively foil evildoers. To be clear, we are completely against the government forcing people to wear orthopedic contraptions. We hate how these things look. They're ugly, bulky, limiting, and until someone starts tweeting about chafing, we can't be sure they're good for us. Oh, and they take about a week to emerge from your toenails. (If the fastids don't do that already, give them a good week-and-a-half.) But until we're assured that really, really filthy, toxic, and inaccessible rubber fastids will stop people from touching their feet, nobody should be forced to wear a rubber-brick shoe in the rain, let alone between shifts. As long as the government can determine which brand of shoe is truly the best option for a given job, then they should get to do that. In the meantime, however, other shoe companies like Kettle and Toasthead (which we highly recommend) or even Veilleux, who offer custom loafer options to government workers, should be able to start fielding their new customers. As for what government employees with the old-fashioned bunions, callouses, and artichokes might consider buying, we have one suggestion – for this season. We recommend you team up with your boss to bribe them into keeping their going on month-long shoemaking binges in exchange for a month's worth of extended rides. If the government is buying this kind of luxury for its employees, then the wealthy know it's safe to buy a Reebok instead of a Nico Nova. And frankly, the tech world loves that kind of investment too. We all know the joke. It's not for Canada's future or history or health – it's for your knee. Open this photo in gallery Screenshot of Design Taxi This week's experts are Eleni Piroulis, president of Robichaud Piroulis Interiors and president of the Building & Wood Industry Association of Ontario, and Lauren Stashower, chef and co-founder of Toronto-based Chefs Façade.

 

[war has changed]

I've never laughed this much in my life. Amazing.

 

[Give Her The D]

cbc.ca
Justin Trudeau renames Canada's Chinese population to "yellow niggers"
June 6, 2019 - James Mowat

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has reportedly introduced a bill that re-labels Canada's Chinese population as yellow people, following news that China is planning to increase its number of Asians.

"China’s goal is to make Chinese Canadians yellow," said Maxime Bernier, the Conservative MP for Beauce, Québec.

While the newspaper reports may be incorrect, the idea of renaming Chinese Canadians to "yellow niggers" is not new.

Even today, a large portion of the Ontario community, especially in Toronto, refers to Chinese Canadians as yellow people. For those of you who do not know, it's what Australians call Australians. You are yellow. Chinese people would say you are nutters and have a weird ethnic dialect.

Premier Kathleen Wynne went to great lengths to distance herself from the reports, despite being present at a meeting in Beijing a few months ago. In her speech at an event at Toronto's China Mission, Wynne stated, "I have travelled to China many times, I’ve never seen anything like that, the rumours. The rumours have got people up in arms. What colour are those people?"