Fun facts!

[A Grey Cat]

Warning Islamic content: Islam uses a moon as a symbol because the moon God Allah was the only one of 12 ancient babalonian or "pagan" Gods that the religion's founder Mohammed deemed the "one true God" and not a false idol. Despite almost all sects of Islam banning alcohol the babalonian ancestors to the Muslims may have invented alcohol as a way of salvaging spoiled or contaminated grains. Islam invented shampoo, steam baths and algebra,




Muslim "porn actress" Mila kafhila has trouble landing high paying roles because according to those who work with her, she has terrible hygiene and serious attitude problems, if she was white and acted the way she does on set she'd be lucky to get roles in non sex scenes as a body double.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

The english idiom Dead as a doornail was created by Shakespeare like many others that were used in his works. This idiom was created due to the custom in the middle ages of bending the tip of nails that were used to make doors, therefore making them impossible to use again and being scrapped when doors were removed or broken.

There is an spanish idiom that is "Meterse en una camisa de once varas" (to put an eleven yardstick shirt) that means to do something extremely complicated yet unnecessary. This comes from the custom in the middle ages when the church managed adoptions and to symbolize the new birth of the child in the family, the adopter put on an incredibly big shirt and the child had to get inside and exit through one of the sleeves to complete the adoption process.

Muslim "porn actress" Mila kafhila has trouble landing high paying roles because according to those who work with her, she has terrible hygiene and serious attitude problems, if she was white and acted the way she does on set she'd be lucky to get roles in non sex scenes as a body double.

I think someone already mentioned this in the porncow thread, that despite her mosntruous popularity in pornhub, people that worked with her told that she smelled bad and had a terrible attitude when working. Not very surprising after seeing her bitching that she didn't make much money riding dick on camera and beign humiliated by a starting porn actress showing that in a few years she made more money than Mia her entire career.

 

[TiggerNits]

Another fun fact: I did not spell reconnaissance right on the first attempt while writing this post, nor is anyone capable of doing so.

Which is why the acronym ISR became so popular, so fast around 1998. Because no one writing briefs wanted to type out reconnaissance or surveillance 3 times a paragraph

 

[A Grey Cat]

I think someone already mentioned this in the porncow thread, that despite her mosntruous popularity in pornhub, people that worked with her told that she smelled bad and had a terrible attitude when working. Not very surprising after seeing her bitching that she didn't make much money riding dick on camera and beign humiliated by a starting porn actress showing that in a few years she made more money than Mia her entire career.

Ah sorry I don't really follow that thread,

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Ah sorry I don't really follow that thread,

No prob, i don't expect anyone to interest that much on drama on the porn scene since it's filled with all sorts of horrible. Like that one popular MILF actress that after a few years became a literal cave troll hooked up on meth.

 

[TiggerNits]

No prob, i don't expect anyone to interest that much on drama on the porn scene since it's filled with all sorts of horrible. Like that one popular MILF actress that after a few years became a literal cave troll hooked up on meth.

Post a link you tease

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Post a link you tease

Alrighty, you twat. And just because i like you a lot.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/porn-and-porncows.14727/page-18#post-5222057

 

[A Grey Cat]

When the NAACP was organizing the Montgomery bus boycott, they narrowed their choice for someone to represent them down to two candidates. Both of them young black women who refused to give up their seats. The one chosen was Rosa Parks, the other wasn't picked and essentially told she had no bussiniess with the NAACP because she was an unmarried pregnant teenager.

 

[AnOminous]

When the NAACP was organizing the Montgomery bus boycott, they narrowed their choice for someone to represent them down to two candidates. Both of them young black women who refused to give up their seats. The one chosen was Rosa Parks, the other wasn't picked and essentially told she had no bussiniess with the NAACP because she was an unmarried pregnant teenager.

The last thing you want when you're picking a poster child for a public campaign is someone who embodies every single negative stereotype you're trying to fight, something BLM was too dumb ever to learn in their nearly unbroken series of choices to champion child molesters, wife beaters and other garbage who most people, on hearing they were shot by cops, thought: "Good."

 

[A Grey Cat]

The last thing you want when you're picking a poster child for a public campaign is someone who embodies every single negative stereotype you're trying to fight, something BLM was too dumb ever to learn in their nearly unbroken series of choices to champion child molesters, wife beaters and other garbage who most people, on hearing they were shot by cops, thought: "Good."

Gee when they were fighting for actual rights the black folks actually cared about NOT looking like the very bunch of trigger happy lunatics people say they are when they get shot or choked out by cops.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

more Late horror movie shit to commemorate my favorite spooky Holiday:

1. In the original Halloween, Micheal’s adult form is credited as “The Shape” in the credits as opposed to his child form which is dubbed as plain old Micheal Myers. This is referenced in Micheal’s appearance in Dead By Daylight, where his title is “The Shape”
2. In the original Jeepers Creepers, there’s a deleted scene during the Creeper’s attack at the cat lady’s house where he actually speaks, appearing in front of the twins in the doorway to the house holding the cat lady up by the back of her neck and saying something like “she don’t smell too good....” in a very thick southern drawl. This was cut because everyone working on the movie thought that this made the creeper way less intimidating.
   
   
3. George Romero never actually intended for the walking corpses in the original Night of The Living Dead to be zombies. He’s stated several times that he actually considered them ghouls because their behavior matched up with the feral, cannibalistic nature of ghouls more than the subservient, mindless behavior of zombies in folklore. The corpses being dubbed as zombies was more a result of fans of the movie using the word since zombies were a much more well-known undead creature than ghouls.
4. In Steven King’s It, the titular monster was originally going to be a troll akin to the ones seen in old fairy tales (in the novels Ben even references this several times, stating that It reminds him of the old troll from Billy Goats Gruff since he initially encounters it standing on the old creek under the bridge he was crossing as he was walking home during a blizzard). After toying around with the concept for a bit, King decided that trying to make a fucking troll of all things fit a story about the traumas of growing up and how they shape us into adults was beyond him. He eventually came up with the idea of using a shape shifting monster that loves the taste of scared children as an amalgamation of all the weird fears we have in childhood brought to life. He came up with Pennywise the clown, It’s favorite form, after an incident where he was flying home after a Book tour or something and a man dressed as Ronald McDonald sat down next to him smoking a cigarette and ordered whiskey in a deep scratchy voice. After seeing somebody dressed in such a funny, cheerful getup act so off putting he decided that an evil clown would be the perfect monster for his new novel.
5. In Nightmare on Elm Street 3, the scene where the mute kid gets attacked by Freddy in the form of a hot girl jumping his bones was slightly different in the early stages of production. Rather than having the girl suddenly taunt the kid with Freddy’s voice, she was going to partially transform into Freddy when she delivered the line. It was scrapped because apparently seeing Robert Englund’s face on a busty super model’s body was so inexplicably disturbing and weird that they couldn’t find a way to implement it without it completely fucking up the tone of the movie.
6. And one last little Nightmare on Elm Street thing. During production of one of the earlier movies ( I wanna say the first one?) there was going to be a character that was a pregnant teenage girl. Her death would’ve involved Freddy’s claw bursting out through her stomach and tearing the rest of her body to shreds. While pitching this idea to potential producers, Leslie Bohem pitched the idea to a pregnant executive by saying “imagine if Freddy’s claw just tore out of your stomach” which, as you would imagine, horrified the executive. This cut scene was actually the main inspiration for the 5th movie The Dream Child.

I'm calling bullshit on Point 4. I'm sure you are recalling it correctly, but there is no way a Ronald McDonald would expose his career to that. King is a lying sack of shit. When you are in costume, you ARE Ronald McDonald. There was a guy that was jailed for not provided his ID to a cop (minor traffic) - kept saying 'Ronald McDonald'. Booze and tobacco is FORBIDDEN while in uniform. Those fuckers earn big bucks as CLOWNS. No way a professional child molester is going to risk a sweet corp paycheck gig at a bar.

additionally, i heard it was inspired by Gacy. I think King has dementia. every 5-10 years he changes his story on everything.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The remastered collections of both crash and Spyro have been remade entirely from scratch without any use of the source codes from either franchise. This is because said source codes are either so old they are incompatible with modern OS or they have been lost or even intentionally destroyed by the original developers at insomniac and naughty dog.

As of this Post, the physical copies of Spyro reignited only contain the first game on the disc, the second and third are all downloaded as part of an "update" when you first insert said disc.

The third Spyro game was ghost developed by sanzi games in order to meet a deadline release date, resulting in it being heavily glitchy and buggy, this is eerily similar to the rushed development of the original Spyro 3 which also resulted in a big and glitch heavy mess when it was originally released.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

additionally, i heard it was inspired by Gacy

I also heard this, which made it far more plasuible than the whole Ronald McDonald tale.

The remastered collections of both crash and Spyro have been remade entirely from scratch without any use of the source codes from either franchise.

The crash bandicoot remake was particularly egregious to a lot of people, mainly because Vicarious Visions, the developer, couldn't get a good grip on recreating the original and therefore in the new version Crash falls faster than in the older games, shortening his jump distance and also he can slide off edges because surfaces have spherical edges despite all being squares.

In Italian there are two ways of saying whore: Puttana and Troia. The first one comes from the latin word for whore, which is self explanatory. The second one comes from Helen of Troy, which was considered the biggest whore in history.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

The third Spyro game was ghost developed by sanzi games in order to meet a deadline release date, resulting in it being heavily glitchy and buggy, this is eerily similar to the rushed development of the original Spyro 3 which also resulted in a big and glitch heavy mess when it was originally released.

They did fix a lot of the glitches when the game received a Greatest Hits re-release, though strangely this is not the version available on the PSN store.

 

[Count groudon]

The remastered collections of both crash and Spyro have been remade entirely from scratch without any use of the source codes from either franchise. This is because said source codes are either so old they are incompatible with modern OS or they have been lost or even intentionally destroyed by the original developers at insomniac and naughty dog.

As of this Post, the physical copies of Spyro reignited only contain the first game on the disc, the second and third are all downloaded as part of an "update" when you first insert said disc.

The third Spyro game was ghost developed by sanzi games in order to meet a deadline release date, resulting in it being heavily glitchy and buggy, this is eerily similar to the rushed development of the original Spyro 3 which also resulted in a big and glitch heavy mess when it was originally released.

Oh yeah, I remember that they rushed the third game to hell and back because they were so fucking obsessed with having it released in the actual year of the dragon. 3’s my favorite of the trilogy, but I really kinda wish they would’ve actually had more time to work on it so they could’ve implemented all the shit they wanted to and toned down all the bugs.

 

[Positron]

There are more species of salamanders in Tennessee than the whole Europe and Asia put together.

 

[Cheetahman]

Despite both being carriers of horrible haemorrhagic viruses, bats are genetically extremely far apart from any rodent.
They're closer to horses than cows are, even though those two are both ungulates.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The "velociraptors" in Jurassic Park are actually closer in size and appearance to their American cousins the Deinonychus, the later being more accurate in size than the velociraptors who in reality were no bigger than large chickens.

between the production and release of Jurassic Park, the largest know raptor the Utahraptor was discovered, while the Utahraptor hasn't appeared in the films Kenner made a Utahraptor figure for their second series of Jurassic Park toys, which was later repainted and rereleased in 1997

Gallimimus and other ornitimimid dinosaurs where omnivorous (so yes lex they do eat meat) but the meat in their diet consisted of small reptiles insects, and the eggs of other dinosaurs.

the oviraptor's name (egg theif) may be a misnomer, as of the few specimens found only one was found near a nest that only recently has been reevaluated to be the raptor's own nest and not one it was stealing from for food.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

During its early days, what was Blizzard Entertainment was approached by the tabletop game company Games Workshop. They reached an agreement in which Blizzard would make 2 games: One based in Warhammer fantasy and another based in Warhammer 40K. The project began and everything went smoothly until the early phases of development, in which for some reason Games Workshop pulled out. Blizzard instead of discarding everything they did they decided to scrap both projects and work with what they had and what GW provided them in order to make something new. This is how Warcraft and Starcraft were born.

In the latests years, some Blizzard fans were exposed to Warhammer 40K games (Namely the Space Marine title) which created the widespread idea that GW ripped off the design of Space Marines out of Terran Marines from Starcraft. Even if you think this was inconsequential, this ultimately led to a legal battle between GW and Blizzard over designs that GW won, permanently owning the rights of power armor with enormous shoulder pads.

 

[Next Task]

In Italian there are two ways of saying whore: Puttana and Troia. The first one comes from the latin word for whore, which is self explanatory. The second one comes from Helen of Troy, which was considered the biggest whore in history.

Aw, poor Helen. In the versions of the story I read, she was made to love Paris by Aphrodite, as a reward for him picking her as his favourite goddess.

But then, I generally measure whoredom by quantity, rather than quality.