DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

Because everytime it happens, I remember the Jim(Metokur) thing talking to KGhaleon about why he pays Phil; asking him why he needs to finance Phil's life/house, and why doesn't KG save up and get a house of his own.

I think I missed this...got a link? I would LOVE to hear this conversation.

 

[AckedyACK]

Guess he might have a good career in comedy in that case, because that one's a killer. Good one Dave.

 

[Sparkletor]

I think I missed this...got a link? I would LOVE to hear this conversation.

KG never had a voice.

KG like Vidar is a Metokur Patreon. Metokur was ragging on Phil when someone told him KG was a paypig. Metokur asked why do you give money to Phil? What about Phil makes you think he deserves money? All KG said was none of your business.

Not a spectacular back and forth, but good to note for the lore.

 

[Kheapathic]

I think I missed this...got a link? I would LOVE to hear this conversation.

I got you, the video is longer as it's Jim railing on DSP; but the relevant stuff begins at 11:00.

Mister Metokur destroy's DSP and Kghaleon (reuploaded mirror)

Since DSP and/or KGhaleon is taking down alot of videos showing how cowardly they are I decided to upload a copy on my channel for archive purposes Original ...

www.youtube.com

 

[actually]

This prestream, at least in part, was hysterical. Phil had the fucking sack to lecture chat on letting the past go and not focusing on things that happened to you before, only remembering them and learning from them. He was full-on fart-huffing for a solid 20 minutes.

Edit: Oh, and when he was talking about people in his life having backstabbed and betrayed him yesterday, he wasn't talking about Rambo. You see, because he never said the word "Rambo", he couldn't possibly have been referring to him. Even though he literally said today that he felt Rambo had "betrayed" him. But if you thought he was talking about Rambo, you're just inserting your own ideas there and should relax.

 

[Sparkletor]

This prestream, at least in part, was hysterical. Phil had the fucking sack to lecture chat on letting the past go and not focusing on things that happened to you before, only remembering them and learning from them. He was full-on fart-huffing for a solid 20 minutes.

Edit: Oh, and when he was talking about people in his life having backstabbed and betrayed him yesterday, he wasn't talking about Rambo. You see, because he never said the word "Rambo", he couldn't possibly have been referring to him. Even though he literally said today that he felt Rambo had "betrayed" him. But if you thought he was talking about Rambo, you're just inserting your own ideas there and should relax.

I mean he has said before he had no other close friends other than Rambo.

 

[actually]

I mean he has said before he had no other close friends other than Rambo.

Oh, exactly. The idea that he wasn't talking about Rambo, Howard, the Respect the Pact guys, and Leanna is outright laughable--that's why his whole finger-wagging about not assuming ("When you assume, you make an ass out of everyone", which is of course not the saying at all) was fucking funny as hell. He's a massive lying hypocrite, and even his actual fans in chat were saying "WTF".

 

[Sparkletor]

Oh, exactly. The idea that he wasn't talking about Rambo, Howard, the Respect the Pact guys, and Leanna is outright laughable--that's why his whole finger-wagging about not assuming ("When you assume, you make an ass out of everyone", which is of course not the saying at all) was fucking funny as hell. He's a massive lying hypocrite, and even his actual fans in chat were saying "WTF".

Remember when someone asked what hurt him the most? He said Rambo leaving him.

He said Howard was not a friend.
He said he was done with Leanna months after he moved to Washington.
Who was Respect the Pact? Oh those guys who hate money.

Apparently Phil went to Circuit City on Black Friday and bought used DVDs. Circuit City does not buy or sell used DVDs. I don't want to call Phil a liar, but he said he bought a product that is not available.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Edit: Oh, and when he was talking about people in his life having backstabbed and betrayed him yesterday, he wasn't talking about Rambo. You see, because he never said the word "Rambo", he couldn't possibly have been referring to him. Even though he literally said today that he felt Rambo had "betrayed" him. But if you thought he was talking about Rambo, you're just inserting your own ideas there and should relax.

Phil's penultimate Get Offa Stream Free card. The ace up his sleeve (short sleeves count dood. His wife buys all his clothes. Stop laughing at her!) the play we call Outta Khantext. Just like Phil never griefed his viewers for Tokyo Autism 2020.. no you see Mario and Sanic was just an example of games he had to buy along with the likes of Death Stranding and Jedi Failed 2 Pre-Order. Once again diminutive dicked detractors have framed him. He didn't ask for money for one specific game just a pile of money to buy a shitload of other games not at all titled Mario and Sanic. Outta Khantext. Case closed. And he didn't say fuck Rambo.. but fuck Rambo anyways if anyone asks just don't quote him on it because you can't because the quote doesn't exist.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

I'm starting to believe the notion that he paypigs himself in the homestretch of these financial "goals" so that he doesn't have to escalate his narrative about losing everything. The way he talks about money coming in and going out you'd think he had like twenty payday loans attached to his name.

 

[actually]

I'm starting to believe the notion that he paypigs himself in the homestretch of these financial "goals" so that he doesn't have to escalate his narrative about losing everything. The way he talks about money coming in and going out you'd think he had like twenty payday loans attached to his name.

He's talked before about how he has been kiting credit card debt around by taking out new credit cards and transferring balances onto them to take advantage of the 0% introductory rates. Problem is, at some point, you trip on your dick, and you suddenly owe a shitload of interest if you haven't been paying down the balances.

 

[Muppetmode]

He's talked before about how he has been kiting credit card debt around by taking out new credit cards and transferring balances onto them to take advantage of the 0% introductory rates. Problem is, at some point, you trip on your dick, and you suddenly owe a shitload of interest if you haven't been paying down the balances.

Just pay down the balance with a business loan, then pay that off with more credit cards/parent money/paypigs. Big brain dsp

 

[Forbidden Math]

Remember when someone asked what hurt him the most? He said Rambo leaving him.

GAY

 

[Kheapathic]

Tevin said it best, and while I don't remember the exact quote. Phil's final stream before he kills himself will be of Phil declaring Rambo as his true Soul Mate.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Tevin said it best, and while I don't remember the exact quote. Phil's final stream before he kills himself will be of Phil declaring Rambo as his true Soul Mate.

I don't think we'll get that stream. We will get a stream of Phil having a major health incident on stream and dying because of that

 

[PenskeMaterial]

He'll have a different kind of stroke on stream.

 

[Ahffline]

He'll have a different kind of stroke on stream.

He's already done that.

Every time I see Phil put out a fundraising goal anytime past the mid-point of September and make it; part of me dies, the other part tells me his contributors deserve to be taken advantage of. Because everytime it happens, I remember the Jim(Metokur) thing talking to KGhaleon about why he pays Phil; asking him why he needs to finance Phil's life/house, and why doesn't KG save up and get a house of his own. But after September, it's about the holidays. Travel to go see your family or friends, or buy gifts, for your parents, kids, whatever. Phil's sitting on his couch playing games giving his best "Woe is me" and people actually fucking kick money to him.

He got that $1800, and is already at 0 or overdrawn or whatever. Can't wait for the Christmas begathon, and hoping this time, he gets nowhere near what he requests.

It'd be great for him not to reach the Holiday Begathon Tips Goal. It'd be better if he didn't even hit the subs goal to have that event, but we know there are enough paygimps to ensure it'll happen, sadly.

Any supporter of Pigbert deserves to be fleeced of their money. If they're smart enough to figure out how to cheer/sub/tip/Patreon/whatever for him, they should be smart enough to know what a grifter he is. Especially those who "troll" tip. They don't even get recognition for it anymore besides a "huh-uh, not gonna read that, mor-AHN." comment.

He's talked before about how he has been kiting credit card debt around by taking out new credit cards and transferring balances onto them to take advantage of the 0% introductory rates. Problem is, at some point, you trip on your dick, and you suddenly owe a shitload of interest if you haven't been paying down the balances.

Real Adults (tm) live by the seat of their pants and don't pre-plan expenses, dude. Only brain-dead nudnik kids who don't understand life budget their monies. Real talk.

 

[Perpetual Outrage]

Have any of the people who follow the money trail he makes each month ever bothered to see what percentage comes from new(ish) viewers and what comes from paypigs? I think it would be a really interesting breakdown to see what percentages exactly make up whatever Kool Aid formula Phil has perfected.

Things like that $400-$500 that came in on the last day of his $1,800 marathon that was on a new user would/should obviously get assigned to a paypig trying to hide.

 

[actually]

Have any of the people who follow the money trail he makes each month ever bothered to see what percentage comes from new(ish) viewers and what comes from paypigs? I think it would be a really interesting breakdown to see what percentages exactly make up whatever Kool Aid formula Phil has perfected.

Things like that $400-$500 that came in on the last day of his $1,800 marathon that was on a new user would/should obviously get assigned to a paypig trying to hide.

I'mma be honest....that would be a shitload of work. However, if someone wanted to try and do it, I can provide, for instance, the cheering breakdown and whatever tips I have noted for a particular month. Can also provide the gifted subs information.

 

[Salubrious]

Have any of the people who follow the money trail he makes each month ever bothered to see what percentage comes from new(ish) viewers and what comes from paypigs? I think it would be a really interesting breakdown to see what percentages exactly make up whatever Kool Aid formula Phil has perfected.

Things like that $400-$500 that came in on the last day of his $1,800 marathon that was on a new user would/should obviously get assigned to a paypig trying to hide.

No research, but it just feels like 90+% of his income is split between trolls and fish.

I think DSP has a very small casual contribution percentage.