Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Meowthkip]

From Nick's Twitter:
"I need suggestions for hoo to get Wife to stop hating me and start loving me. My current plan is both illegal and immoral, a rarity for me."
Uh... Should we be worried? It sounds like Nick may be planning something, and even he admits it's fucked up...

I wonder what qualifies as "immoral" to Nick.

I shudder to think.

 

[CWCissey]

From Nick's Twitter:
"I need suggestions for hoo to get Wife to stop hating me and start loving me. My current plan is both illegal and immoral, a rarity for me."
Uh... Should we be worried? It sounds like Nick may be planning something, and even he admits it's fucked up...

I imagine this involves butts somehow.

But if Nick wants to get wife to love him, he should do a grand romantic gesture for her, like riding a barrel over Niagara Falls.

 

[Bluce Wee]

But if Nick wants to get wife to love him, he should do a grand romantic gesture for her, like riding a barrel over Niagara Falls.

Preferably without the barrel.

But it sounds like he's going to go to Canada to kidnap her or something. He probably doesn't know what he needs to get over the border and thinks that if he just talks like he thinks Canadians talk like, he'll be seen as one of them and let in.

 

[CWCissey]

Preferably without the barrel.

But it sounds like he's going to go to Canada to kidnap her or something. He probably doesn't know what he needs to get over the border and thinks that if he just talks like he thinks Canadians talk like, he'll be seen as one of them and let in.

I never knew that Anna lived in Canada, I thought she lived the other side of the States from him.

 

[Fredegunde]

I wonder what qualifies as "immoral" to Nick.

I shudder to think.

Maybe it involves having sex with her. IN HER VAGINA.

I imagine Nick would probably find that pretty immoral.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I never knew that Anna lived in Canada, I thought she lived the other side of the States from him.

Nope, Anna lives in Canada. If Nick wants her, he's going to have to cross the border. She's up across from Niagara Falls. He should try to dive off them to impress her.

 

[Coldgrip]

From Nick's Twitter:
"I need suggestions for hoo to get Wife to stop hating me and start loving me. My current plan is both illegal and immoral, a rarity for me."
Uh... Should we be worried? It sounds like Nick may be planning something, and even he admits it's fucked up...

Nick likes to sound like an edgelord and is afraid of leaving his apartment. He isn't going anywhere.

 

[drtoboggan]

Nick likes to sound like an edgelord and is afraid of leaving his apartment. He isn't going anywhere.

This is the TLDR version of the entire thread. Who wants to make fun of Sick Nick?

 

[Coldgrip]

This is the TLDR version of the entire thread. Who wants to make fun of Sick Nick?

It's always fun to mock edgetards (also some of the stuff he's said may, sadly, turn out to be true).

 

[Ravenor]

Oh god what is he planning to do now, It's a scary thought that he considers this illegal an immoral.

 

[Coldgrip]

Oh god what is he planning to do now, It's a scary thought that he considers this illegal an immoral.

He's aware of what's illegal and what's considered immoral. What he doesn't understand is why. Though I'm willing to bet he does to some extent know why some things are illegal. He just likes to act like an edgelord/pretend he doesn't know better.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Anna lives on the West Coast. Nick wants to go there but claims to be incapable of flying across the country. His internet mother/white knight Jessa lives in Canada.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Since you asked...

He yells "ANAL SEX ATTACK!" multiple times.

What's really sad and disturbing is that other than him yelling all that, it would just have looked like a video of a guy trying to hang out and spend time with his little sister. When I was a kid, I wanted an older brother or sister. And Nick's just a fucking creep. Poor Amber. She's just so adorable in that video, and it's so not right that she has to have to live with that fucking nightmare.

Big brothers are supposed to protect their siblings from people who do that kind of shit to them. He's such a fucking bastard. I hope he rots in hell.

 

[Ancani]

Anna lives on the West Coast. Nick wants to go there but claims to be incapable of flying across the country. His internet mother/white knight Jessa lives in Canada.

This. I dunno where the assumption that I'm from Canada comes from.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

It was Jessa who was Canadian, isn't that right? She was his surrogate mother figure (as opposed to B-mom) and he made her a booklet of coupons for some Mother's Day that involved sexual things, IIRC.

 

[Ancani]

Yeah, Jessa is Canadian.

Also, am I the only one who thinks that, in recent pics, Amber looks...way younger than 13-ish? Seriously, she looks maybe ten at the oldest. It's super worrisome--it seems likely to me from those pics that she's got some health issues that are going unaddressed.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Is that why he spells words "oo" instead of "ou", because he thinks it makes him sound Canadian, instead of just retarded?

 

[Ancani]

Is that why he spells words "oo" instead of "ou", because he thinks it makes him sound Canadian, instead of just retarded?

Yup. He's still retarded as hell, but that's his reasoning.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

When the dudes from Criminal Minds bust Nick and discover his underground rape bunker this is the video they'll edit together with scary music for the news.

Is the big fat lady in the pink t-shirt his B-Mum or his aunt?

 

[drtoboggan]

He's aware of what's illegal and what's considered immoral. What he doesn't understand is why. Though I'm willing to bet he does to some extent know why some things are illegal. He just likes to act like an edgelord/pretend he doesn't know better.

This is also a guy who doesn't know what to do about a fire, and believed McEvil food is made of people.