"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Misaki Nakahara]

I really want to ask Phil how he thinks the economy works. As far as I can tell, he thinks everyone can stop paying for everything and some nebulous authority can just make money appear. I’m not exaggerating or joking, I genuinely think that’s what he believes.

Usually these people call for the complete abolition of currency and a society where you trade services for other services. They conveniently gloss over the fact that most of them live on disability for their autism or bipolar or something, and can't actually do anything.

Phil would probably try to trade his skills as "Antifa supersoldier" for artisan pizza.

 

[Positron]

When are you going to throw a brick, hmm?

Phil bought this. Looks like some cheap tourisy shit.

 

[MasterDisaster]

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When are you going to throw a brick, hmm?

Phil bought this. Looks like some cheap tourisy shit.
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Fuck the dollar store prayer beads.
What's in the bucket behind it? Is that his poop bucket? Is it one of those meal buckets it's like a years worth of 'food' that's really good at making you shit?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Is it one of those meal buckets it's like a years worth of 'food' that's really good at making you shit?

Doubt it. Only the finest artisan pizza from the most extortionately priced restaurants in the ridiculously safe city of Portland.

Yep, it's a tough life for the Crime Minister of Antifa.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Prayer beads, I'm surprised they don't trigger miss isabell and remind her of her childhood as a Italian Catholic boy

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Prayer beads, I'm surprised they don't trigger miss isabell and remind her of her childhood as a Italian Catholic boy

Are you sure those aren't anal beads?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Prayer beads, I'm surprised they don't trigger miss isabell and remind her of her childhood as a Italian Catholic boy

Antifa Buddhist warrior monk phase when?

 

[Positron]

Phil is drown in the Three Poisons according to Buddhism.
Raga (Greed) -- self explanatory.
Dvesha (Rage) -- also self explanatory.
Moha (Delusion; attachment) -- Phil drifts from one group to another, from Occupy to Roller Derby to Communism to Ovarian Cyclos to Antifa, without realizing none of these groups will give him any goal in life, without realizing none of these groups will ever want him.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Doubt it. Only the finest artisan pizza from the most extortionately priced restaurants in the ridiculously safe city of Portland.

Yep, it's a tough life for the Crime Minister of Antifa.

The biggest crime is tipping poorly. Offering pins, stupidly small amounts or nothing at all should be a crime punishable via public flogging.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Antifa Buddhist warrior monk phase when?

Philip already tried his hand at Buddhism. Trouble is, the religion requires some degree of abstinence from material pleasures, which generally rises in intensity as you progress through your enlightenment. Phil would never be able to stick to it.

I think the one he tried after Buddhism was... Wicca? I get the whole "ADF Tries It: Religion" series mixed up.

 

[MasterDisaster]

He did wicca for like two months. Kept trying to curse us, remember?

 

[obliviousbeard]

He did wicca for like two months. Kept trying to curse us, remember?

Wasn't that with that overpriced ouija board he bought? Curse by Parker Brothers/Hasbro.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Wasn't that with that overpriced ouija board he bought? Curse by Parker Brothers/Hasbro.

I want to see Phil return to paganism because I'd *love* to see his autistic take on the Tarot. He'd probably draw the Empress and be like "Yup. Dat's, uh, dat's me. Da Empress of Anteefa."

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He did wicca for like two months. Kept trying to curse us, remember?

That's because at the time his live in grifter was a high level witch of gender studies.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I could see Phil being the only person retardèd enough to unironically believe in the Dimensional Merge in the next phase of his religious journey.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I could see Phil being the only person retardèd enough to unironically believe in the Dimensional Merge in the next phase of his religious journey.

It would be a nice change of pace, this antifa stuff is getting stale

 

[Bogliacci]

It would be a nice change of pace, this antifa stuff is getting stale

We're only encouraging it by posting every little thing he copy pastas here.

 

[Positron]

8 Nov 2019. No one wants to pay for Phil's bullhorn.

Jobs are for teens; Phil is too good for them.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

8 Nov 2019. No one wants to pay for Phil's bullhorn.

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Jobs are for teens; Phil is too good for them.

Whoever Phil copied this from is right. Philip doesn’t earn any wage at all and no one cares if he lives.

 

[Adamska]

8 Nov 2019. No one wants to pay for Phil's bullhorn.

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Jobs are for teens; Phil is too good for them.

You. Don't. Work. Phil.

You beat your own crippled mother BECAUSE you don't WANT to work Phil. You haven't had a fucking job in over a decade; you aren't fucking working class. Marx, Engels, Luxemburg, Bakunin, Lenin, DeLeon, Kautsky, Mao and literally any socialist, anarchist, or marxist in history worth a shit would say this and want you dead as a drain on the system.