DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[tzgnilki]

Almost like when Phil was adamant that nobody could do charge backs people called his bluff and started doing charge backs and now he's screwed.

I noticed he started making an obvious effort to mention them on stream, probably to fight the chargebacks, turns out his shout out doesn't overwrite fraud claims by a bank

 

[millais]

He can probably do two fundraisers for the Washington B&O tax: one for the payment plan for the unpaid back-taxes, and one for the 2019 B&O tax. Stretch it out right and it can easily straddle either side of Thanksgiving day.

 

[Sparkletor]

There are thousands of people who believe in flat earth. Chemtrails. Reptilian politicians. None of these people are as rêtarded as DSP fans.

*cough cough* I'm a little sick because its been cold and rainy. "Hey Phil, how's the weather?" It's been sunny and dry all week.

Kat's home so I need to be quiet. "Hey Phil, where's Jasper?" Jasper should be around because Kat is at work.

I need money to buy Mario Olympics. I got Mario Olympics for free.

I have zero dollars. I need tips. Kat and I went out to eat yesterday.

I will never drink on stream again. This Christmas I will be drinking on stream.

I never eat red meat. Tonight we are eating beef.

YouTube is just an archive. I make no money from YouTube. 50% of my income comes from YouTube. I need that money to survive.

Okay, Rumplestilskin is banned forever. You can come back tomorrow.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

He got $103 (at least) on 1st stream. He's alright.

Well another way to look at it that he barely broke 50% of his daily overall goal.

 

[Sparkletor]

Well another way to look at it that he barely broke 50% of his daily overall goal.

Yeah, but he also could have made $100 on the daytime stream and went to work at McDonald's and made another $120 working 6 until closing.

 

[actually]

one for the payment plan for the unpaid back-taxes

Just to be clear, his payment plan is for his 2018 federal taxes, not the state taxes. Even with $100k+ income, his state B&O taxes are 1.5% of gross income, so on the order of ~$1000-1500. His federal taxes, on the other hand, were $17,161 in 2018.

Well another way to look at it that he barely broke 50% of his daily overall goal.

And 50% of that was from PlanetJeffCouture.

 

[Adamska]

Phil is literally playing this game to get his wrestling fix. Like, he is absolutely joyous and calling out every wrestler's moves and shit. It's incredible to watch, knowing he's 37.

Well, that is the closest a fat antisocial and low-T manchild could come to actually being manly.

Like, the longer Pig keeps this farce going, the more easily you see why he specifically gravitates to specific hobbies. In this case, wrestling represents his desire to be a big strong man who gets taken by crusty men to have hordes of volcano cannons blow into his face.

And I say this because there's been more than a few occasions where Pig doth go for the dick and butt fucking jokes or show more rage that John Rambo isn't with him anymore than Leanna too much.

 

[Comma]

What did that $50 bring him up to? Last I saw, it was $28 (actually $33 since he got a $5 trolltip that he arbitrarily decided not to include), but that was before his break.

Total tips according to the counter was $100, but as you said, he didn't include that $5 troll tip and there was a $1 earlier on he simply forgot to add. So a total of $106.

 

[Salubrious]

WWE is full of hilarious glitches.

Okay, I watched and yes the mouths didn't match the voice but the wrestling seemed fine. Just Phil screaming gay wrestling memes."FLYING SCREAMING STAR PRESS!!!" I have no idea what that means but it sounds pretty homosexual. "BACKWORDS DOUBLE GERMAN PENETRATION!!!"

Plays a game for the numerous and hilarious bugs. Game has no bugs. It's just two half naked men grabbing each other. If you haven't seen it, imagine a Japanese rape game. Now insert two dudes banging each other. Now insert Phil drooling while he watches the dudes banging. This is WWE 2020.

The weird thing is that DSP is playing the game "because of all the funny glitches", but he's not trying to find/experiment with any glitches. He's playing the game completely straight and just pointing out things that happen to happen.

 

[Zack the ripper]

what's the lore on daeve's webcam being so bright as of late?

 

[Muppetmode]

what's the lore on daeve's webcam being so bright as of late?

what's the lore on daeve's webcam being so bright as of late?

his blinds are open I believe since he took out the AC

 

[Salubrious]

As a funny aside, I follow DSP on Twitch I've never subbed to DSP directly either through free Prime or paying for a subscription. Yet I just noticed that I have a three-month sub badge. I've been randomly gifted a sub three separate times on his channel.

 

[DankSydePhil]

OgRascal posted in the king of hate forums.

 

[Optimus Prime]

In this case, wrestling represents his desire to be a big strong man who gets taken by crusty men to have hordes of volcano cannons blow into his face.

 

[Salubrious]

OgRascal posted in the king of hate forums.

Is it actually him or could it be a troll account?

How did we get a second DJRuno saga in as many months.

Oh, I know why. Because DSP can't give anyone the benefit of the doubt and automatically defaults to people betraying him and personal insults the moment someone takes one step out of line.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Honestly there's nothing wrong with unironically enjoying wrasslin.

But Phil outta just own it. If he went about playing the game 'as a wrestling fan' and used the manager mode to set up dream PPVs and stuff it would almost be quality content on his stream.

Its just funny and exceptional because this dumb bastards wife told him to not watch so much wrestling while goat laughing at midnight their time and so now he can NEVER watch wrestling like he wants to.

Edit: For people that dont know WWE Raw is on for 3 hours starting at 11pm Phil time. So he's up til 2 am cackling away.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Honestly there's nothing wrong with unironically enjoying wrasslin.

But Phil outta just own it. If he went about playing the game 'as a wrestling fan' and used the manager mode to set up dream PPVs and stuff it would almost be quality content on his stream.

Its just funny and exceptional because this dumb bastards wife told him to not watch so much wrestling while goat laughing at midnight their time and so now he can NEVER watch wrestling like he wants to.

Edit: For people that dont know WWE Raw is on for 3 hours starting at 11pm Phil time. So he's up til 2 am cackling away.

There are certain games that Phil usually stick around the entire year, like COD for example. Don't see why he doesn't keep WWE around since it's something he actually likes. Every year he drops it after his Royal Rumble thing. Seen videos of people simulating whatever ppv is coming up which is something Phil could easily slot into his schedule once a month. Man I must be tired if i'm bothering to write genuine advice for Phil...ummm, Phil's a greasy virtual used car salesman. There we go back to normal.

 

[Salubrious]

Edit: For people that dont know WWE Raw is on for 3 hours starting at 11pm Phil time. So he's up til 2 am cackling away.

You got the time zones backwards. DSP is on the west coast, so wrestling starts at 5 pm local time.

5-8 pm on Mondays and 5-7 pm Wednesdays and Fridays.

So you would think he could just watch wrestling during his dinner breaks, but he was bitching to Hulu about not being able to watch Smackdown a few weeks ago.

And yes, there's nothing wrong with watching wrestling unironically, although I'm biased because I will be buying the AEW PPV this Saturday night.


I'm legit shocked that DSP has never just done a live reactions stream during wrestling or a PPV. It's the one thing he enjoys AND he wouldn't even have to fake enjoying a game during it. Easy content. It's kind of bizarre how lazy DSP's content is, yet he won't even do something simple like that.

Going back to the Olympics game he rage quit, before he knew how bad it was, someone cheered as asked him if he was going to play it during the actual Olympics and he said no because nobody would care by then. Wouldn't that be the perfect time to play it, when actual Olympic interest is at its peak?

 

[DiabeticSP]

You got the time zones backwards. DSP is on the west coast, so wrestling starts at 5 pm local time.

5-8 pm on Mondays and 5-7 pm Wednesdays and Fridays.

So you would think he could just watch wrestling during his dinner breaks, but he was bitching to Hulu about not being able to watch Smackdown a few weeks ago.

And yes, there's nothing wrong with watching wrestling unironically, although I'm biased because I will be buying the AEW PPV this Saturday night.


I'm legit shocked that DSP has never just done a live reactions stream during wrestling or a PPV. It's the one thing he enjoys AND he wouldn't even have to fake enjoying a game during it. Easy content. It's kind of bizarre how lazy DSP's content is, yet he won't even do something simple like that.

Going back to the Olympics game he rage quit, before he knew how bad it was, someone cheered as asked him if he was going to play it during the actual Olympics and he said no because nobody would care by then. Wouldn't that be the perfect time to play it, when actual Olympic interest is at its peak?

Oh I'm retarded. There goes my whole theory of Kat just wanting some god damn sleep instead of being a control freak bitch.

 

[Salubrious]

Oh I'm exceptional. There goes my whole theory of Kat just wanting some god damn sleep instead of being a control freak bitch.

You could still be right; he clearly doesn't watch wrestling live.

It's very possible Kat bitched him out for watching wrestling after his second stream between 10 pm and 2 am local time. For some reason, he doesn't watch wrestling live; probably due to commercials.