What's the worst song you've ever heard?

[Give Her The D]

Meant To Be makes me want to murder someone.

Agreed. I thought everyone agreed that Florida Georgia Line should've never been a thing and we should just all forget about them.

 

[drtoboggan]

Agreed. I thought everyone agreed that Florida Georgia Line should've never been a thing and we should just all forget about them.

There's a country song where the singer says "I'd like to check you for ticks." God is dead.

 

[SuzukiToyota]

What the fuck is up with Country music using basic Trappy Snap beats these days? Does Nashville want to be the capital of generic Pop now too?

 

[Give Her The D]

What the fuck is up with Country music using basic Trappy Snap beats these days? Does Nashville want to be the capital of generic Pop now too?

It's been like that since whenever the fuck Shania Twain became huge.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

"Hoogie Boogie Land" by "Complete"

 

[Glitched_Humanity]

>4kids killed all potential fandom to one piece. still remember how massive one piece was in korea and japan....it was strange.

 

[SuzukiToyota]

It's been like that since whenever the fuck Shania Twain became huge

Atleast Shania Still had some Guitar and discernible classic instruments in her music. Even if they were over produced too and drowned out by bass. Singing with a fake Southern Twang over a 808 clap is apparently country now.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

This is going to be an unpopular opinion, but the worst song I've ever heard (or at least the one that has irritated me the most) is Lil Nax X's "Old Town Road". I hate that song with every fiber of my being. It produces the same visceral reaction as nails on a chalkboard. The lyrics are stupid. The melody is shit. Country / rap mix has already been done before, so it isn't ground breaking. And it isn't even remotely country to begin with, just putting on a cowboy hat and talking about horses doesn't automatically make it country music. And to top it all off, it's sung by a exceptional gay black dude with zero talent.

It's just a steaming pile of crap and I can't believe it has gotten as much praise as it has.

They repeat that shit ad nauseum over the fucking radio. That's not an unpopular opinion to anyone who has 23 chromosomes and parents that aren't related.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Nothing to say really, the title says it all:

Seriously, fuck this dumb fuck indeed for fucking himself up like this. I loved his content back in 2017, I considered him one of the most promising young Youtubers. Then Shane Dawson happened, then LA happened, and this human wreck with the shitty Soundcloud rap is the end result.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

>4kids killed all potential fandom to one piece. still remember how massive one piece was in korea and japan....it was strange.

It wasn't all their fault (everything they did was either mandated or approved by Toei, who just wanted the show to be popular in the US, neither side realizing what made the show popular in the first place). But 4Kids certainly didn't help by doing shit like this.

 

[Recoil]

Anything by Yung Lean

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Here's another utterly shitty song by this terrible band.

I almost like the song because of how brazenly obnoxious the chorus is. It's like a middle-aged English man with a handlebar mustache kicking the back of your chair.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Does it have to be just one song? Because I can give you a whole band. Meet Imaginarius, a band headed by Ericka (deadname Erick) a tranny who is 100% AGP (autogynaphilia). Listen to their latest cover of Behind of Blue Eyes:

And yes they are really insecure with being a troon, so they have to make it point to point out how much of a girl they are!
Sadly things don't get much better when they go to their original lead vocalist:

Here's one of their older songs where you can see what Erika looked like before (the fat guitarist):

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Listen to their latest cover of Behind of Blue Eyes:

How can someone be so tone-deaf to their own voice?
Not only does he not sound remotely feminine, he's not singing to the music at all.
Dude, get some other trannie to autotune your vocal tracks for you or something.
Aren't all the AGP trannies NEET sound engineers? Give them something to do.

That still isn't as bad as this though:

"She don't know shit"? And you don't know shit about music, Bobby Burns.

The comments underneath this video from his former fans are a riot though:

With each passing day I grow closer to eugenics as your fan base cheers you on.

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It’s amazing how your content just gets worse and worse like after nasty boi I didn’t think it could get worse, but man if Bobby’s good at one thing it’s destroying his legacy, this channel is a car crash and the flames ain’t lit man

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Why would you strive to be so sub-par and uninspiring? What haaaapppeeennneedd?!?!?

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[Pissmaster]

The worst song that I could find in Ishkur's Guide to Electronic Music v.2 was basically a track that just sounded like a recording of ambient noise in Hell, filed under "noisecore"

I don't think it's actually music but it was in the EDM guide so I guess someone considers it music. No headphones plz:

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Spoiler: Hip hop

Spoiler: Noise/experimental

Spoiler: Just... No

 

[mindlessobserver]

I dunno if its the worst song ever, but its definitely the most traumatic for me. When I enlisted in the Army back in the day, I was faced with 12 hour Van ride to Basic Training induction. We were scheduled to arrive..oh, 2:30 or 3 AM. Needless to say, we REALLY needed to get some sleep for on the trip. Unfortunately a FUCKING WIGGER, from the "project" that was his parents million dollar home had grabbed the front seat and monopolized the radio, with the full support of the older black gentleman driving. So we got to listen to every hip hop radio station across four States , and both of them point blank REFUSED to turn the damn thing off or down.

I remember this one with particular triggering horror, as the WIGGER really liked it and every time it came on he would turn it up. Usually at the point where my brain had finally been able to tune the horrible sounds out and try and fall asleep. I would be jolted to consciousness by the "Drop down and get your eagle on Girl". chorus. We got to Basic at a little after 2 AM, and after an hour long screaming fest with the drill sergeants "welcoming us" we were graciously granted 2 hours of sleep and then started our first big day promptly at 5 AM. About the only thing I truly remember about those first 12 hours in the Army was Nelly singing about a girl shaking her ass.

To this day I still can't listen to any Hip Hop or R&B. I blame Nelly and the WIGGER equally. Its a bit unfair, but a large part of me hopes the bastard caught a bullet.

 

[HighwayStar]

Worst songs ever? I can only think of two.

Nickelback - Photograph
Listen to this piece of crap
Each time I do, it really makes me laugh
How could a song so completely dead?
I'm gonna click the eject button instead.

Chuck Berry - My Ding A-Ling
The worst part about this abomination? It was Chuck Berry's only #1 hit.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Poppy, WTF girl?! THIS guy?

OMG, this is even worse than those Bobby Burns tracks I had posted here the last time.
I can see now where Bobby Burns went and got ruined beyond repair.

Background: most of you are unaware and probably don't give a fuck that pop-star Poppy has apparently broken up with her producer Titanic Sinclair and has hooked up with this guy. Yes, you heard it folks: his guy is Poppy's new boyfriend. Poppy fans are incredulous and some are starting to freak out because they worry that Poppy herself will go Soundcloud rap under the influence of her new boyfriend.

I personally had never heard of this Ghostmane guy before, but on the basis of his looks alone I guessed that he must be some shitty Soundcloud rapper. Just to give him a fair chance I decided to listen to a couple of songs randomly recommended to me by the magic of Google's algorithm. My worst expectations proved right. Ghostemane is described as an "Industrial Hip Hop artist" but he sounds like a stereotypical Soundcloud rapper who puts only the most minimum of effort into his music. I don't hear anything I would recognize as remotely industrial here and object to him even being described as an industrial artist.

So the whole purpose of this music is to destroy your subwoofer within two and half minutes or something.

This is kinda like those Youtube videos where they take the Meshuggah song and metalwave it by slowing it down, right? It works quite well with Meshuggah, but this Ghostemane music just plain sucks. I am showing my age here for sure but I am kinda disappointed that this subwoofer blasting deep bass Soundcloud crap has become this generation's death metal.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I generally like Anvil as one of those "so bad it's good" things, and they're well known for their horribly cheesy juvenile lyrics and a distinct lack of any growth or improvement over their 40+ year career. They're usually good dumb rock, but their last few albums have been absolute shit, and the lead single off the latest one is a definite contender for worst of the worst:

It's seriously a song about getting pulled over and paying a small fine for having weed in their van. But that's not the best part.

The best part is now they've got some keyboard warrior superfan they sic on "haters" on both facebook and youtube. Real classy. Also, I'm willing to bet it's actually just the drummer using a sock account.











Pathetic.