imagine going out to a haunted house with your friends, youre all having a good time, maybe you guys just came from a bar or a restaurant. you walk into the haunted house, and you guys get put into a group with the worlds first potato/human hybrid. “whatever,” you think to yourself, “we’ll only see her for 5 minutes”. suddenly, the spud begins to open her disgusting maw. a miasma smelling of chocolate that’s gone bad, fish, and a faint scent of shit wafts from her jaw. she quickly blurts out her pronouns, snaps her mouth shut, and stares at you in anticipation. completely awe struck at what happened, you and your friends say nothing. the creature pouts. you walk through the house, still trying to process what you just saw. finally, as you exit, she waddles off to her car, mumbling something akin to “cis scum”.